Episodes

  • "The ACC SportsBook - May 8th"
    May 8 2025

    Karl from the TAB joins Finn Caddie and ACC Head G Lane to pore over the weekend's odds, opportunities and omens (00:00)...

    Then this week's Grab A Pen (16:38) and Multis To Impress The Ladies (20:03).

    Finally, another ThreeWay featuring a special guest in the bedroom (24:49)...

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    27 mins
  • "The Worst Take Of 2025"
    May 8 2025

    Matt Heath and Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane to discuss Lundy on the loose and why there aren't any good parody pornos anymore (00:00)...

    Then, they chat about Jack Doohan getting boned from the Alpine F1 team (13:30) Gregor Paul from the NZ Herald has dropped the worst take of 2025 about how were responsible for the 'F-Bomb Epidemic' in sports (25:02) and a recap of G Lane & Finn's shocking effort at Powerade G9 (32:10)...

    Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (48:22)...

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • "Dane Coles Was At Magic Round"
    May 6 2025

    Finn Caddie joins ACC Head G Lane with a shocking revelation about Dane Coles and Magic Round that may or may not be true (00:00)...

    Then, the G Lane explains what the little green trees mean in the IPL (4:40), why the best part of the Miami GP was the Lego car prerace (07:50) Plus, the fellas get pegged by the NHL desk (15:55) and some jabroni in County Cricket had his phone fall out why batting (23:30)...

    Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (26:20)...

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    34 mins
  • "Magic Round Demons"
    May 5 2025

    Manaia Stewart and Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane to help Manaia expel his demons (00:00) from Magic Round by revealing the terrible things other current and former members of the ACC and Radio Hauraki did...

    Then, the fellas call Tom Whiethead the lucky SOB who is joining Jerry, Manaia & G Lane on the Export Ultra Beer Garden Tour of Texas to find out who he's bringing (19:45). Next they recap another great weekend of Super Rugby (25:50) before discussing the NBA Playoffs and Steven Adams calling an Aussie reporter to "F**k Off" (28:40)!

    Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (37:40)...

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    52 mins
  • "The ACC SportsBook - May 2nd"
    May 2 2025

    Karl from the TAB joins ACC Head G Lane to pore over the weekend's odds, opportunities and omens (00:00)...

    Then this week's 'Grab A Pen' (19:12) and 'Stats To Impress The Ladies' (22:25).

    Finally, another ThreeWay featuring a special guest in the bedroom (25:55)...

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    31 mins
  • "23 Rugby Players Vs A Gorilla"
    May 2 2025

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    James Lauderdale McOnie & Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane to debate the question that is blowing up the internet: Which Super Rugby team could defeat a gorilla in a fight?

    Then, the fellas discuss who would play Owen Franks in the film adaptation of 'The Diary Of Owen Franks' (5:45), preview another big weekend of Super Rugby (9:50), Japan rugby is changing its bloodline rules (16:30), and Dogroll Barrett's new foray into the fashion world (23:45)...

    Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (35:05)...

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    50 mins
  • "Baz Wants His Drinking Buddy Back"
    Apr 30 2025

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    Matt Heath and Finn Caddie join ACC Head G Lane to discuss who would win a Run It Straight contest between Mike Hosking & Jason Hoyte (00:00)...

    Then the fellas chat about Ryan Reynolds & Wrexham FC coming to NZ and what the local media reaction will be (08:00)... Then, discuss The Sexy Camel joining Baz as an Assistant Coach/Drinking Buddy (11:30).

    Plus, G Lane reveals his love of the Savannah Bananas Baseball League (18:20) and whether their fan-first approach would work for Super Rugby (29:40)

    Finally, they get to your feedback in 'Yours Please' (30:20)...

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    46 mins
  • "There Is No Way He's Fourteen"
    Apr 29 2025

    Finn Caddie joins ACC Head G Lane to discuss whether either has ever fallen off a ferry (00:00)...

    Then introducing the exciting world of sperm racing (04:30), there's a new Gloryhole making waves on the North Shore (8:40) and an alleged 14-year-old kid just hit a 100 in the IPL (13:36)... Plus, G Lane challenges Steven McIvor to a "Run It Straight" contest (16:30)!

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    31 mins