Episodes

  • Mystery Formation of the Space Pirate Friendship on Planet Paradise

    Mystery Formation of the Space Pirate Friendship on Planet Paradise
    Oct 12 2025
    Here it is:
    Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
    that's the main thing. Then we talk over 2 episodes of
    Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
    but who knows what's going on with that show.
    Along the way we get sponsored by Diaclone, learn how dangerous lightning is, review toys and comment on recent events in Amerikkka. You may even find a chuckle in there somewhere! Go ahead - try something new this week why don't ya








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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • Battle for the Defense of the Attack on Hardhead's Soft Spot!!

    Battle for the Defense of the Attack on Hardhead's Soft Spot!!
    Oct 5 2025
    What are any of us doing? Nothing is certain. There is ultimately no point in anything. Words only have as much meaning as the person saying them is willing to ascribe. No one is promised anything but pain & that's what we get and what we deal out. Time is not a luxury item. Every breath we take brings us closer to death and suffering consumes us. Is there anything waiting in the future? Well ... One thing i can tell you with certainty is that this episode of this podcast contains
    Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987] and
    Transformers: Cyberverse [2019]
    inasmuch as we talk over episodes of these shows while we start our day and discuss how we feel about the last week. Along the way we might watch a PSA brought to us by the Action for Children's Television, take a quiz, get in a physical altercation, take a nap... It's gonna be a show - that we can assure you!

    alright














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    56 mins
  • Danny gets pinched on Planet Beehive

    Danny gets pinched on Planet Beehive
    Sep 26 2025
    We're all feeling our state-mandated emotions as we process the events of the last week, and we're fairly burning to watch more:
    Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
    Transformers: Cyberverse [2019]
    Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
    We talk over all that then talk some more!

    We talk about the right-wing response to one specific act of violence, while they ignore every single instance of government-sanctioned violence committed on the streets of America every day. We talk about toys we either want or already own. We continue to wonder where the epstein files are. We learn EVEN MORE fire safety tips. We get serious about comedy and we make jokes about tragedy. We even open a bakery on this episode!

    Try it - we worked really hard on it!








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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • UFO from Planet Sparkle

    UFO from Planet Sparkle
    Sep 21 2025
    Another installment of
    Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
    to calm our nerves after an aboslutely insane week in America. Events occurred but i can't say any more than that or i'll be taken to a CIA black site.
    Then we travel alllll the way back in time to the
    Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
    for some CGI fun!
    And finally, in order to remain topical and relevant in the modern world, we get caught up on the latest
    Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
    but don't really pay attention because it's not that great and the episodes are released all out-of-order.
    Plus we ramble on for a while about toys and check to see if anything interesting has happened in the news in the last week.

    That's our podcast & we're sticking to it










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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Head On!! Apply Directly to Mars!

    Head On!! Apply Directly to Mars!
    Sep 14 2025
    We recorded this a little later in the day this week and therefore we welcome you to our 1st StonedCast! Live! From my couch! ...Which means we space out alot and do lazy editing but otherwise it's the same.

    But hey! we still got
    Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
    Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
    Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
    all that to talk over! So it's gonna be fun!!!!! Take a gummy, sit back and really absorb the sterling voice acting in Headmasters.

    buy the ticket - take the ride. or don't. whatever, live your life








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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • The Shadow Podcast, whatever

    The Shadow Podcast, whatever
    Sep 6 2025
    There's excitement in the air as we contemplate a trumpless world ... Only to be disappointed, as always. Thankfully we have
    Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
    to brighten our dark spirits.

    This episode is all about the master of shadows, Scorponok! We got Scorponok figures, Scorponok episodes in English, other Scorponok episodes also dubbed in English, Scorponok-branded merch... We cannot get enough Scorponok around here!

    We also talk over Cyberverse from 2018 and the brand new Cyberworld newly released in 2025. Plus we make fun of RFKJR, forget about our quiz and imagine an existence that doesn't so closely resemble hell.

    Get you summ!








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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Our World Is in Grave Danger

    Our World Is in Grave Danger
    Aug 30 2025
    shows talked over include:

    Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
    Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
    Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]

    Of course we also talk about trump, resisting fascism, the world around us and that stupid Instagram contest. We also watch a PSA and get tricked into filling out a survey.

    Get down in the mud & roll around with us!








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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • The Carnage Brothers (and Sister) Razzle Dazzle Show in C-Minor!

    The Carnage Brothers (and Sister) Razzle Dazzle Show in C-Minor!
    Aug 24 2025
    This episode is jamf***ingpacked with robots!

    Headmasters! Cyberverse! Skybound! PSA! Contest! Quiz!

    Plus we talk about what toys we got last week and express disappointment in our Democratic representatives.

    Listen to it. It's good for you!








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    2 hrs