Bryan's back. We're sorry. On this episode, the boys embark on a journey of introspection. We talk: Canadian celebrity athletes, football [cheerleader] season, and why 37-year-olds truly have their finger on the pulse of pop culture. Next, reboot culture finds another victim: a child star forced back into the industry. Then, two surprise guests: deranged puppet Bryan and an Austin comic way too hyped about the scene.

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - In Charge of Culture

00:07:11 - CANADA QUIZ!!

00:13:32 - Cancer

00:18:42 - Kitchen

00:19:42 - Bryan Talks Football

00:29:21 - Ryan Talks Football

00:35:51 - Child Star Reboot

00:42:15 - Austin Comedian

00:49:00 - High School Brawl

Ben's back from the dead!! He fills Ryan in on his emotional trip back to the Great White North. Then the boys react to PETA's scathing review of ep. 30!

White boys from the 'hood: we will always love you. But we have questions.

Edgelord comics: we're coming for you.

Edgelord gamers: meet us in the cafe.

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Intro / Ben's Back

00:03:20 - Being Rich

00:05:00 - Ben in Canada

00:10:47 - Quiet on Set

00:15:28 - An Uneven Workout

00:16:36 - Enforced Comedy

00:18:08 - PETA Strikes Back

00:28:12 - Sentimental Film

00:31:40 - Annabelle Doll

00:35:55 - Interview with a Wigga

00:44:04 - High School Personas

00:46:37 - Hack Comedy

00:51:01 - Chopped Kids

00:56:39 - Gamer IRL

01:01:53 - Outro / Clean Living

Ben is dead!! Blake Rosier is here to comfort a distraught Ryan, and maybe adopt him? Gotta set him straight somehow. Then later in the episode, the boys discover that maybe it's time to take their relationship to the next level. Please share and subscribe, it's the only way to bring Ben back from the dead!

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Introducing Blake

00:04:46 - Girlfriends

00:06:30 - Breaking Squid Games

00:11:12 - MrBeast

00:16:08 - Coca Cola

00:19:36 - Giving AF

00:21:02 - Creative Childhoods

00:25:29 - Adopt-A-Friend

00:34:02 - Life Goals

00:42:39 - Blind Date

00:46:48 - Escaping Global Warming

00:52:03 - Will Smith

01:00:00 - Outro

The Joker blew up our set!! Garrett McKenna showed up after bombing our beautiful stage, and now all we can do is help him find a new position at the DMV. Furthermore, we wonder: who wrote the original birthday song? Does The Joker have a future career as a Rat Pack crooner? And then, for the other half of the episode... we just talk 🍆 size insecurities. Please share and subscribe—lest we record next episode from a porta-potty!

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Introducing Garrett

00:05:03 - A Short Fuse

00:08:49 - Happy Birthday: Origins

00:12:45 - Swim Party

00:16:52 - Presenting

00:18:36 - Minecraft vs. Minions

00:23:52 - Hair & Makeup

00:30:15 - Job Interview

00:34:02 - Manscaping

00:41:56 - Sizing Each Other Up

00:46:17 - Joker's Music Career

00:51:38 - Outro

Today we're joined by comedian Chad Maxwell! In an episode full of new racial slurs, we introduce Ryan's British grandfather, board a mystery cruise, and review some of the WORST popular podcasts. Furthermore, we scrutinize a sensual ChatGPT encounter, adjudicate historic rap beefs, and share our biggest personal phobias! Like, subscribe, comment, review, and start passionately kissing your phone during your favorite bits.

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Introducing Chad

00:04:47 - Rap Beefs

00:08:54 - Asian Cuisine

00:12:00 - Manifestos

00:15:36 - AI Relationships

00:20:15 - Men Won't Go to Therapy

00:26:02 - Mystery Cruise

00:31:14 - Grandpa Jason Bourne

00:36:44 - Fatal Anxieties

00:42:56 - Worst Podcasts

00:46:49 - Outro

Today's guest is stand-up comedian Sean Dolan! Together, the boys ask: what is a "bit," anyway? Why won't Germans loosen up? Why won't Ryan's anus loosen up? Why is buying a sweet little lollipop SO DIFFICULT? Why does Ben forsake his storied career as host at Top 10 Nerd? What can Ryan's future son tell us? Is cannabis-driven psychosis a real thing?

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Introducing Sean

00:03:00 - Onomatopoeia

00:06:45 - Sensitive Germans

00:10:26 - Stand-Up at a Rave

00:14:17 - Funny vs. Sexy

00:17:15 - Butthole Bouncer

00:26:36 - Checkout Difficulty

00:31:01 - Bit-ception

00:32:39 - Inspector Gadget's Dildo

00:38:20 - Top 10 Nerd

00:41:22 - Ryan's Future Son

00:49:53 - Vertigo

00:54:35 - Diarrhea Rules

00:58:52 - Bad Trip-Sitter

01:02:29 - Outro

Today's guest is star of stage and screen Blake Rosier! Maybe you've encountered him in Joel Haver's film Anyone Else But Me or seen his viral TikTok videos; but today, Blake takes us on a trip to Disneyland, introduces us to his cousin D-Money, and remembers a wildly inappropriate slumber party.

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Blake's Wardrobe

00:03:15 - Superman

00:04:44 - Sentient Hat

00:08:18 - Tucking w/ Disney

00:13:06 - Hitting the Bottle

00:18:00 - Disney Adults

00:23:35 - Licking Krypto

00:27:45 - D-Money

00:40:17 - Back with Blake

00:42:51 - Mechanic Happy Ending

00:45:23 - Party like it's 2008

00:47:20 - Shrek for All Time

00:49:56 - Stick to the Script

01:12:48 - Sleepover

01:16:37 - Outro

Ryan had a bad dream—and it ruined the show! In today's episode, the boys get philosophical. What conspiracies lurk behind the chief scientists of Panda Express? What's the best way to orchestrate a hunger strike? How would God judge his creations: mankind, podcasters, the mushroom kingdom... And is Princess Peach a tradwife—or Bowser's dirty ****? Then, Ben interviews the latest folk hero and scourge of the 1%: a honeybee with ulterior motives?!

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Chapters:

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:51 - Ryan's Dream

00:04:32 - In the Doghouse

00:06:58 - Protestin' w/ PETA

00:11:13 - Gandhi was HANGRY

00:18:11 - Ryan's Dream

00:18:36 - Panda Express Flat-Earthers

00:27:16 - The Jesus Christ Show

00:30:12 - Wario & Yahweh

00:39:08 - A Buzzy Assassin

00:45:16 - Ryan's Dream

00:47:33 - Outro