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Stay Outta My Fridge

Stay Outta My Fridge

By: Beard Laws Studio Bleav
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The Stay Outta My Fridge formally known as The Beard Laws Podcast is a podcast that is part of the Beard Laws Studio. Check out all the great shows https://beardlawsstudio.comWelcome to "Stay Outta My Fridge," the podcast where hosts Beard Laws, Brandon J McDermott, and Yuban Whakinov serve up a delicious blend of discussions just as diverse as the contents of your fridge! Join us as we delve into a smorgasbord of topics, ranging from the savory to the sweet, the cheesy to the spicy.Expect no shortage of surprises as we explore everything from the spoils of spoiled milk to the hidden treasures of the meat drawer. We'll dish out vegetable jokes, sprinkle in food puns, and garnish our conversations with a generous helping of humor.Whether you're a culinary connoisseur or just someone who loves a good laugh, "Stay Outta My Fridge" is the perfect podcast to satisfy your appetite for entertainment. So grab a snack, pull up a chair, and join us as we serve up a delectable feast for your ears!Beard Laws Studio Art Cooking Food & Wine
Episodes
  • Swimming, Softball, Crumble Cookies Review & Fridge Detectives | Stay Outta My Fridge Family Podcast
    Jul 17 2025

    🎧 Welcome back to another episode of Stay Outta My Fridge, your go-to family podcast filled with chaos, Crumble cookies, and questionable fridge contents. This week, Beard Laws and his daughters share their adventures as a softball family, review Crumble Cookies like true dessert detectives, and drop one of our funniest podcast moments yet. If you're a fan of minor league baseball, local festivals, or just love a good laugh with your kids — this one's for you.

    This one’s got it all — we’re talking swimming gone wrong (thanks, bees 🐝), turf field softball game shenanigans, a trip to a Syracuse Mets baseball game, music-filled festival vibes, and yes… Crumble Cookies so good they made us question our loyalty to all other desserts. Oh, and did we mention our new favorite segment? Fridge Detectives returns — where we try to guess whose fridge we’re peeking into based solely on the mysterious and sometimes downright disturbing contents inside.

    🏊‍♂️ SWIMMING ADVENTURES & BEE STINGS
    What starts as a peaceful day by the water quickly turns into an unexpected nature encounter, proving once again that family fun sometimes bites… or stings. We talk about the importance of sunscreen, hydration, and how swimming can go from chill to chaos real fast — especially when bees are involved.

    🥎 SOFTBALL ON TURF
    If you’ve never played or watched softball on a turf field, let us tell you — it’s a whole different beast. We break down how it changes the game (spoiler: the ball bounces like it’s caffeinated), how hot turf can get, and why sliding on it is a questionable life choice. Plus, hear about the best post-game snacks and how to survive youth sports as a parent without losing your voice or your mind.

    ⚾ SYRACUSE METS FAMILY NIGHT
    The crew took a trip to see the Syracuse Mets play, and it was a home run for family bonding. We share our favorite moments from the game — from epic plays to overpriced stadium snacks — and talk about why minor league baseball is one of the best bang-for-your-buck family nights around. Affordable tickets, great seats, kid-friendly vibes, and of course, ice cream in baseball helmets 🍦⚾ — what more could you want?

    🎪 FESTIVAL FUN & LOCAL MUSIC
    Small town festivals are the heart of summer. We talk food trucks, local musicians, balloon animals gone wrong, and the kind of random fairground weirdness you only get once a year. Whether you go for the fried dough, the fireworks, or the people-watching, there’s something about these local events that just screams “summer.” (Sometimes literally.)

    🍪 CRUMBLE COOKIES & JERSEY MIKE’S
    Ah yes, the sweet, sweet joy of Crumble Cookies — that one place where your diet goes to die and your taste buds throw a party. We dive into our favorite flavors, how they stack up against homemade, and whether Crumble is worth the hype. Bonus: A little Jersey Mike’s sandwich love too because… balance, right?

    🧊 FRIDGE DETECTIVES: WHOSE FRIDGE IS THIS?!
    Possibly our most chaotic and fun segment yet. We dig into anonymous fridge photos and try to guess the owners based on the contents. Is this a college bachelor’s fridge or a family of seven? Is that a bottle of kombucha or expired pickle juice? Let’s just say some of these fridges made us laugh… and some made us worry. This segment proves that your fridge tells your story, and sometimes that story is: “I eat string cheese and regret.” 😂

    👀 COMMON THEMES & TAKEAWAYS:
    Family time matters. Even the chaotic moments turn into memories.

    Swimming can lead to the wildest surprises.

    Softball on turf is a different kind of sweaty.

    Minor league baseball = big-time fun.

    Food brings people together. Crumble brings people back.

    Festivals connect you with your community (and fried Oreos).

    Your fridge reveals more than you think.

    Kids say the funniest things when you’re recording.

    Future podcast guests? We’re ready. Maybe. Depends on their fridge.

    Check out our friends of the show

    Live Bearded - https://livebearded.com
    Yellow Leaf Hammocks - https://www.yellowleafhammocks.com/products/the-vista
    Shinesty - https://shinesty.com/?ref=beardlaws&utm_source=influencers&utm_medium=instagram&utm_campaign=beardlaws&utm_discount=BEARD15

    🎤 Want to Join the Fridge?
    Leave us a comment with the strangest thing in your fridge right now, and we might feature it (and roast it lovingly) on the next episode of Fridge Detectives.

    💬 Drop a like, share with a fellow parent or cookie monster, and hit that subscribe button like it’s a Crumble box on release day.

    🧊 Stay weird. Stay curious. And most importantly... Stay Outta My Fridge.

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    29 mins
  • July 4th Celebrations: Food, Fireworks, and Family
    Jul 10 2025

    Welcome back to the 'Stay Outta My Fridge' podcast, where every conversation feels like a chat with your best friends! After a brief hiatus, your favorite hosts are back with a brand-new episode, jam-packed with hilarious insights, surprisingly deep dives, and that signature playful banter you love. Trust us, they've got a lot to unpack!

    We’re kicking things off by reliving the glory (and chaos!) of basketball camp experiences. Ever wondered what really goes down when parents unleash their little athletes on a summer court? We take you courtside for tales of missed free throws, overzealous coaches, and the pure, unadulterated mayhem of a gym filled with sugar-fueled kids. Whether you're a seasoned sports parent or just someone who appreciates a good underdog story, you'll find plenty to laugh about as we revisit those sweaty summer days.

    And what's summer without the explosions? We dive headfirst into our most memorable (and sometimes questionable) July 4th celebrations. Think fireworks mishaps that almost ended in disaster, barbecue fails that became family legends, and the sheer joy (and occasional noise-induced headache) of community parades. We share personal anecdotes about family traditions, the quest for the perfect sparkler, and navigating the unique blend of patriotism and pyrotechnics that defines Independence Day. Get ready for a dose of nostalgia and a reminder of why this holiday is always an adventure.

    Of course, the heart of 'Stay Outta My Fridge' lies in the kitchen, and this episode doesn't disappoint! Join us for a truly unique and surprisingly philosophical fridge exploration segment. What does your refrigerator really say about you? We peek behind the crisper drawers and debate the true meaning of 'best by' dates, the etiquette of communal snacks, and the existential dread of finding a mysterious container. From forgotten leftovers that achieve sentience to the strategic placement of condiments, we explore the hilarious and often bizarre ecosystem that exists behind that chilled door. Get ready to laugh as we uncover our most questionable fridge finds and share our ultimate tips for a well-managed (or delightfully chaotic) food storage system.

    This episode is a true triple threat of hilarious insights, relatable rants, and surprisingly deep dives. We’re reconnecting, sharing personal anecdotes about family life, the hilarious struggles of parenting, and the evolving world of fitness for dads. Get ready to laugh as we coin the term "Hot Dad Summer" and explore the unique culinary adventure of a truly one-of-a-kind sandwich creation. If you've ever been to a youth sports game, you KNOW the drama. This episode dives headfirst into the chaotic world of youth sports, tackling everything from umpire controversies and tournament dynamics to the wild world of parental reactions during games. Could AI be the future of officiating? Our hosts debate the potential for AI in umpiring and the evolving role of technology like the "Game Changer app" in managing games. They also share crucial insights on safety protocols, the surprising realities of insurance coverage, and the importance of fostering a positive environment for young athletes. It’s a candid look at the human and technological influences shaping youth sports today.

    This episode is more than just a podcast – it's a conversation with friends, a journey through relatable experiences, and a guaranteed good time. Don't miss out on the laughter, the insights, and the ultimate guide to living your best life, one hilarious anecdote at a time!

    Check out our friends of the show

    Live Bearded - https://livebearded.com
    Yellow Leaf Hammocks - https://www.yellowleafhammocks.com/products/the-vista
    Shinesty - https://shinesty.com/?ref=beardlaws&utm_source=influencers&utm_medium=instagram&utm_campaign=beardlaws&utm_discount=BEARD15

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    38 mins
  • What's REALLY Hiding in Our Fridge This Summer
    Jul 3 2025

    Get ready for a dose of family fun in the latest Stay Outta My Fridge podcast episode! Host Beard Laws is joined by his amazing daughters, Avery and Isla, as they kick off summer with a bang (and maybe a bat!).

    In this episode, we're diving deep into what summer really looks like for kids. From the initial joy of school being out to the inevitable "I'm bored" cries, Beard, Avery, and Isla share their hilarious and relatable experiences. Ever wonder what it's like to take two energetic kids to the movies? They've got the scoop – and all the sticky details!

    Prepare for your stomach to rumble as they discuss their all-time favorite summer snacks. You'll get unique insights into what makes a snack truly great from a kid's perspective. Plus, hear about their kitchen cooking adventures that prove even the simplest meals can become memorable family moments.

    But it's not all sunshine and snacks! Get ready for a wild story about a surprising bat encounter that had the whole family on their toes. And if you're a fan of a good challenge, you'll love their fun trivia questions – perfect for testing your own knowledge alongside them.

    Of course, no episode of Stay Outta My Fridge would be complete without the fridge detective segment. This time, they're peeking into a listener's fridge, and you won't believe what they find! It's a segment that perfectly encapsulates the unique family dynamics and humor that make this podcast so special.

    Key Takeaways from This Episode:

    Summer's Shift: Discover how the transition from rigid school schedules to wide-open summer days can bring both freedom and, surprisingly, boredom for kids.

    Boredom Busters (or Not!): Hear firsthand about the struggles kids often face when confronted with too much free time.

    Movie Mayhem: Learn how movie experiences can dramatically vary, especially when you've got little ones in tow.

    Snack Central: Understand the significant role snacks play in summer fun, activities, and even family bonding.

    Cooking Together: Explore how shared cooking adventures can lead to incredibly creative meals and strengthen family ties.

    Unexpected Encounters: Realize that some of the best family stories come from the most surprising moments – like an uninvited bat!

    Trivia Time: See how trivia can be an entertaining and educational way to engage with your children.

    Fridge Revelations: Witness how exploring the contents of a family's fridge can offer fascinating insights into their lifestyle and personality.

    Kids' Food Perspectives: Gain a fresh, often hilarious, perspective on food and snacks directly from Avery and Isla.

    Parenting in Action: Experience how family podcasts like Stay Outta My Fridge beautifully capture the authentic essence of parenting and childhood.

    Don't miss this episode filled with laughter, relatable parenting moments, and plenty of summer vibes!

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    Tune in now to "Stay Outta My Fridge" and join the fun!

    Chapters

    00:00 Welcome to Summer Fun
    02:49 Summer Activities and Camps
    05:31 Movie Theater Adventures
    10:43 Summer Snack Cravings
    13:54 Kitchen Creations and Picky Eaters
    18:26 Bat Encounter and Family Stories
    23:26 Trivia Time with the Kids
    28:08 Fridge Detective: What's Inside?
    33:53 Wrap-Up and Final Thoughts

    Check out our friends of the show

    Live Bearded - https://livebearded.com
    Yellow Leaf Hammocks - https://www.yellowleafhammocks.com/products/the-vista
    Shinesty - https://shinesty.com/?ref=beardlaws&utm_source=influencers&utm_medium=instagram&utm_campaign=beardlaws&utm_discount=BEARD15

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    37 mins

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