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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan destroys his body skiing while Andy destroys his body with sword practice. There’s a little Epstein talk while a drone hovers outside the window and Ryan fantasizes about the government bursting into his apartment to attack him. Ryan does a “deep dive” on microchips and concludes they are all fake. This enrages Andy who insists that the philosophy of “I don’t understand something so it’s fake” is not a valid scientific point of view. Andy thinks Ryan’s solo ski trios are Dark Aging his brain. Then Andy finally eats sushi again and Ryan thinks he has worms. Then Ryan fantasizes about Andy going to Norway and being dressed up as a little boy. Then Ryan wants Andy to come to his stand up show so he can do crowd work with him. Andy threatens to sneak a bullhorn into his comedy show and heckle him. Then they talk about how to survive a post nut bj. Ryan gets his gas card declined and thinks he uncovered a vast conspiracy. Then Andy finds some good AIO Reddit threads where people tell a woman to divorce her husband because he didn’t like a character on a reality housewives show.

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! Ryan talks about how the real small businessmen are drug dealers. Then Andy talks about the Alkaline water scam and scares himself into backtracking everything. Andy goes tubing in Big Bear and claims it’s even better than skiing but SOMEBODY disagrees. Andy and Ryan try to rehabilitate the cigarette industry. Ryan floats the idea of running for president based solely on revitalizing the American fireworks industry. Andy finds a subreddit where idiots are posting mall katanas and asking his valuable they are. Then Ryan accuses Andy of having “treatment resistant swordplay”. Andy runs out of people to talk about swords with and resorts to keeping a diary of his swordplay gainz. This infuriates O’Neill. Then O’Neill gets roasted by a listener in one of the funniest ways possible. O’Neill insists he is a very supportive friend and is very motivated to build Andy up. Then Andy has to negotiate taking a shit at O’Neill’s apartment. Then Andy cajoles O’Neill into going on Comics Unleashed and doing his 5’9 bit.

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! There’s a little Tina Turner talk at the start of the show. Ryan has a series of injuries when his luck runs out. Andy has a 14 hour delay on a flight. Ryan has his mind blown when he finds out lots of Bible Belt Christians don’t consider Catholics Christian. Then Andy attends a sword fighting class behind a CVS. Andy hides most of Reddit from himself. Then Andy recalls a product for getting lap dances that are just rubber underwear with lube in them. Ryan can’t believe that sexual surrogates are real. Ryan tries to figure out why Airforce Amy was a popular sex worker. Then the boys talk about Bill Gates a bit. Then Andy finds out how many dudes in their thirties have to be on viagra. O’Neill works out at an elementary school playground in Texas.