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Ryan opens the show by pretending to be Andy in an 80’s sci-fi comedy mix up. O’Neill goes for a quiet hike and realizes how bad his tinnitus is. This leads to some overheard neighbor conversations. Then the boys lament not being smart enough to be successful but not dumb enough to fit in. Ryan can’t sleep after the revelation of what women read in their downtime. O’Neill explains why he’s terrified of bachelorette parties. Then he sees a woman in a short skirt with no panties on and has a wild old man meltdown about it. Then O’Neill gets furious at Scott Kurtz for trying to give sex advice to guys in their twenties. Then Andy laments the death of prank calls. Ryan stages an intervention on Andrew’s gullibility right before he invents an entire documentary out of his imagination.

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Ryan attacks Andy about sword fighting again. Andy pulls the fake text prank on some kids and it makes O’Neill mad. Then Andy makes black bean brownies and sooooomeone has a problem with it. Then Ryan wants a new show where Andy is fading in and out of consciousness on drugs while Ryan roasts him. Our old screenplay, “Michael’s By The Sea”, gets more screenplay advice from Reddit. Ryan dreams about working with a chimpanzee on a podcast. Ryan tries to convince Andy to fight him but he doesn’t take the bate. Then in an amazing turn of events , Ryan’s brother finds an actual Valparaiso police report of his antics. It’s unbelievable.

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Andy and Ryan create a new musical theater sensation based on real life events: Tree Well, The Musical. The fantastic musical incorporates the amazing staging techniques of “Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark” and unbelievable improvisational performances by cellphone calls from his comedy friends. Then they float the idea of getting James Cameron to spend a billion and a half dollars on the film adaptation. Then Andy gets advice from people who don’t live in Los Angeles on how to cold approach a celebrity to get his career off the ground. Ryan tries to get Andy to become a corpse sniffing dog but human. Then Google AI gives the boys the feeblest rundown on other cultures’ practices to the point we don’t think google actually did any of its homework. This gets even more unhinged when they ask for a report on American culture especially when it gets to Southern culture. Then they lambast a new redpill married loser dude.