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Andy finds out about the new brain rot gen z pinsol commercials. Andy is back in full form according to O’Neill. Then O’Neill hits on a hot audience member in front of her boyfriend and the crowd loves it. Andy finds an old Napster audio file about grey eyes and torments O’Neill with it. Andy daydreams about being good at sword fighting during a match and gets cranked in the head. Then they discuss putting guys who waste their money on Only Fans in group homes. Andy and O’Neill talk about people who make all their money taping their own farts and how crazy the new economy is. The boys talk about how much plastic we’ve all eaten. Andy gets surrounded by fake AI movie trailers. Then they write a pitch for Forest Gump 2 where the plot is they dig up Jenny’s body so they can reanimate it for one last bang. Then they dig into the hilariously racist past of White Christmas. Andy tells O’Neill about the Japanese “Paris Syndrome” and O’Neill goes nuts.

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week they celebrate the fact that kids still associate Taco Bell with Diarrhea. Then a fog filled with ammonia settles over O’Neill’s neighborhood and conspiracy theories abound. Then Andy has a disgusting sex dream about a bedazzled vagina. Then O’Neill accuses Andy of getting all his facts from billboards. Then he floats the idea of winning the lottery and buying Andy a house that’s so expensive that Andy goes broke from property taxes. Andy gets prescribed an antibiotic that tears your tendons. Then they delve into China’s strange stance on ghosts and Andy forces O’Neill to become an audio philosopher.

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Comedian Ryan O’Neill and Illustrator Andrew DeWitt bring you the dumbest takes on news, movies and ridiculous business ideas every week on Slop Quest! This week Andy brings his HEMA long sword into the O’Neill Family Beans Studio. Ryan proposes that Andy will be the next “Star Wars Kid” as he practices long sword drills in the parking lot and on his roof. Then they imagine combining Andy’s sword skills with Ryan’s new judo skills for the perfect one-two combo. O’Neill then refuses to handle Andy’s sword because he’s worried that Andy takes the sword with him to the toilet. Then they do Dave Ramsey giving Elon Musk debt consolidation advice. Then they go on a tear doing Dave Ramsey giving advice to Only Fans models.