• All We Want For Christmas Is...
    Dec 23 2025

    In this last ep for the year, we share the Christmas gifts we were desperate for as kids, and the ones we want as adults, and Monty shares a radio moment that'll make you cringe hard.

    Merry Christmas everyone! Can't wait to be back in the new year. Love youssssssss. xxx

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    30 mins
  • Plaster Cast
    Dec 17 2025

    This week, we share some 'embarrassing for no reasons', discuss the war on nose hair, mo hair and the most unhinged pube removal story that somehow ends with a Christmas twist. Monty tells us a saucy story about her mate 'Rob the Dentist' involving a horny girlfriend and a plaster cast, and Mel shares some controversial judgemental opinions. Enjoy!

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    21 mins
  • LUCKY DIP, EP 157
    Dec 15 2025

    Welcome to Lucky Dip - our bite-sized weekly (sometimes fortnightly) pod! Each ep, we'll take turns sticking our mitts into the goodie bucket and unwrapping a topic to chinwag about. You never know what you're gonna get, so enjoy five minutes of randomness that we hope will bring a lil' nugget of joy to your day. Enjoy!

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    11 mins
  • Better than Bevilles
    Dec 10 2025

    This week, we kick off with Monty's Elf on the Shelf, and how we ruined Christmas for our kids. There's also George Clooney and Travis Kelce's recent convo about never arguing with their partners, a celeb that wants to be cryogenically frozen, funeral chat, Cardi B's umbilical jewellery and a very unconventional Christmas gift idea. Enjoy!

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    29 mins
  • LUCKY DIP, EP 156
    Dec 8 2025

    Welcome to Lucky Dip - our bite-sized weekly (sometimes fortnightly) pod! Each ep, we'll take turns sticking our mitts into the goodie bucket and unwrapping a topic to chinwag about. You never know what you're gonna get, so enjoy five minutes of randomness that we hope will bring a lil' nugget of joy to your day. Enjoy!

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    11 mins
  • Has Christmas Gone Too Far?
    Dec 3 2025

    This week, it's grey hair, bare feet, answering phones and the invasive nostril assault of a strong-smelling person. There's also a new show that Monty is dying to watch, Wog v Aussie Christmas lunch duties and we ask - has Christmas gone too far? Enjoy. x

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    21 mins
  • LUCKY DIP, EP 155
    Dec 1 2025

    Welcome to Lucky Dip - our bite-sized weekly (sometimes fortnightly) pod! Each ep, we'll take turns sticking our mitts into the goodie bucket and unwrapping a topic to chinwag about. You never know what you're gonna get, so enjoy five minutes of randomness that we hope will bring a lil' nugget of joy to your day. Enjoy!

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    12 mins
  • The New Rules of Nappy Changing
    Nov 26 2025

    This week, Mel shares a fact related to last week's ep courtesy of a beautiful listener named Nic, and Monty's damp from dipping again. Kourtney Kardashian is selling lollypops that are not for your mouth, Kim K has turned her back on psychics after a recent failure, and Love Island contestants are exchanging a lot of saliva. There's also the sex quote for Machine Gun Kelly that turned Monty right off, and the new rules of nappy changing have left us confused. Enjoy!

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    21 mins