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Show Pony

Show Pony

By: John Hill
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Show Pony by John Hill is a comedy podcast covering Bravo, Broadway, Recovery, and Lifestyle. John Hill is the host of SiriusXM's The John Hill show and the cohost of Andy Cohen Live. As a Broadway veteran and Reality TV producer (Watch What Happens Live, The A-List, Kathy Griffin My Life On The D List, Project Runway, Top Chef)Copyright John Hill
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  • SHOW PONY Returns: Beauty, Botox, and Anna Nicole Smith
    Feb 16 2026
    What changes faster: a person, a culture, or a forehead? "Every era invents a way to manage being perceived." SHOW PONY returns in 2026 with a life update, full skincare routine breakdown, and a NYC Botox visit at SISU Clinic. John Hill revisits The Anna Nicole Show Season 1 Episode 8 and the introduction of Cousin Shelly while diving into beauty, skincare products, grooming, and cosmetic treatments. Part reality TV analysis, part comedy podcast, part lifestyle show.

    00:00 The return of SHOW PONY
    02:45 Where I’ve been / life update
    11:40 Why breaks change shows
    17:05 Anna Nicole Show — Episode 8 setup
    24:20 Cousin Shelly enters
    33:10 Reality TV vs real life
    42:50 The skincare obsession begins
    45:10 Cleansers
    52:00 Toners & essences
    58:40 Serums
    1:09:20 Moisturizers & barrier repair
    1:17:30 SPF philosophy
    1:23:50 Why skincare becomes a hobby
    1:32:15 NYC field segment — SISU Clinic
    1:36:10 Eric gets Botox
    1:44:00 Aftermath & thoughts
    1:52:40 Closing thoughts

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    59 mins
  • Anna Nicole Smith Hires a Pet Psychic and The End Of 2025 Extreme Blowout!
    Dec 29 2025
    “There’s a pet psychic, a pool party for children, a fart heard round the world, and Bobby Trendy finally snaps.”

    In the final Show Pony episode of 2025, I revisit Episode 7 of The Anna Nicole Show Season One—the moment reality TV quietly, irreversibly breaks. Anna Nicole hires a pet psychic to address her dog Sugar Pie’s separation anxiety, leading to one of the most unintentionally revealing scenes in early 2000s television. There’s a charity pool party, a psychic reading delivered to a dog, mounting tension with Bobby Trendy, and a moment involving canine flatulence that somehow remains broadcast-worthy. Because this episode centers on a dog, my own dog becomes my co-host, and I attempt—against my better judgment—to read his mind on mic. Alongside the recap, I weave in personal updates:
    • seeing the new Broadway production of BUG
    • finishing Task and Heated Rivalry
    • current gym drama
    • a long, emotionally complex history with Abercrombie & Fitch jeans This is a solo episode about reality TV as accidental performance art, celebrity unraveling, dogs as emotional barometers, and the strange clarity that comes from revisiting chaos with distance.

    00:00 – The Pet Psychic Episode (Why This Is the Breaking Point)
    02:10 – Why My Dog Is My Co-Host Today
    05:40 – Episode 7 Overview: Sugar Pie’s “Issues”
    09:30 – The Pet Psychic Arrives (Reality TV Crosses a Line)
    13:45 – The Fart Heard ’Round the World
    16:10 – Anna Nicole’s Pool Party for Children (Yes, Really)
    19:40 – Bobby Trendy Reaches His Limit
    23:00 – Why This Episode Feels Different Than the Others
    26:20 – Broadway Update: BUG
    28:45 – Finishing Task and Heated Rivalry
    31:30 – Gym Drama & the Abercrombie Jeans Saga
    35:10 – What This Episode Reveals About Fame, Pets, and Control

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    42 mins
  • Fires, Funerals, and Full Disclosure: I dated a scammer! The Anna Nicole Rewatch continues
    Dec 22 2025
    “This episode has grief, fire damage, a secret hooker, and Vegas trauma.”

    I took a two-week hiatus from Show Pony—and came back with what might be my most personal (and unhinged) episode yet. This is Episode 6, Part 2 of Vegas from The Anna Nicole Show, but the rewatch quickly turns into a full life update:
    – Saying goodbye to my best friend at his funeral
    – An update on the fire damage that left my apartment unlivable
    – A first date I went on yesterday
    – And two absolutely insane stories from my past Including:
    • The man I dated in 2016 before discovering he was a secret hooker
    • A chaotic 2005 Vegas trip with Michael Arden that feels like a fever dream
    • Grief, oversharing, gay dating red flags, Broadway lore, and Vegas regret This episode is raw, funny, uncomfortable, possibly TMI—and exactly what Show Pony is supposed to be. If you love Bravo chaos, reality-TV nostalgia, Broadway stories, celebrity proximity, dating scams, and emotional whiplash… welcome back to the circus. 🎧 New episodes weekly
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    💥 Like, subscribe, and tell me your worst Vegas story

    00:00 – I’m back: two-week hiatus & why I needed it
    02:30 – Vegas Part 2 + where the Anna Nicole rewatch stands
    05:15 – My best friend’s funeral & how grief hit me
    09:40 – Fire damage update: where I’m living now & what’s next
    14:20 – The date I went on yesterday (red flags immediately)
    18:30 – The secret hooker I dated in 2016 (yes, really)
    26:10 – 2005 Vegas with Michael Arden: Broadway chaos unlocked
    32:30 – Oversharing, survival, and why Show Pony still matters
    34:30 – Resetting, returning, and what’s coming next

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    36 mins
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