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By: Matthew Chauncey
Narrated by: Kim Cattrall, Judy Greer
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Summary
 Meg Everman (Judy Greer) has spent her entire life putting herself second to everyone around her - and she’s over it. Pushed over the edge by her mother’s (Jane Lynch) unexpected passing, Meg scores a coveted invite to a weekend wellness retreat hosted by SLF-CNTR, an online lifestyle brand Meg’s not sure if she loves... or loves to hate. Leaving her ego-centric husband and daughter (Andy Richter and Hari Nef) behind, Meg and her new friend Shruti (Aparna Nancherla) head out for a weekend of rejuvenation and relaxation at the palatial, Ojai estate of SLF-CNTR’s charismatic founder, Enid Hargrove (Kim Cattrall). But Meg and the other retreat guests soon learn that everything is not as it seems, and eerie clues begin to hint that Enid’s health and beauty secrets are anything but natural.“Self-care,” under Enid’s direction, quickly starts to look a lot like torture, and if Meg wants to get out of her “restorative weekend” alive, she’ll have to confront the personal demons she’s long ignored... and some other demons she may be surprised to learn are all too real.©2021 Conaverticals, LLC 2021 (P)2021 Audible Originals, LLC 2021 Dark Humour Literature & Fiction
Episodes
  • Episode 1: Your Own Good

    Episode 1: Your Own Good
    Jan 13 2022
    On the eve of her 40th birthday, Meg Everman is forced to confront her own mortality when her mother dies during what she describes as “routine, plastic surgery.” Stuck in a funk as middle age looms, she seeks solace in SLF-CNTR, an aspirational wellness brand that promises to help its customers center themselves in their own narratives.
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    27 mins
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  • Episode 2: The Summit

    Episode 2: The Summit
    Jan 13 2022
    After purchasing a SLF-CNTR wellness tracker Meg’s confronted with a surprising diagnosis - she’s in premature menopause. Looking to turn back her ticking clock, she braves the crowds of insufferable, SLF-CNTR devotees at the brand’s inaugural, wellness summit.
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    28 mins
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  • Episode 3: Give Yourself Permission

    Episode 3: Give Yourself Permission
    Jan 13 2022
    Meg’s husband and daughter begin to grow worried when she doesn’t return home from the SLF-CNTR Summit. Little do they know, Meg and her new friend, Shruti, are en route to an exclusive, weekend retreat at Enid Hargrove’s Ojai estate. But their weekend gets off to a rocky start, when some unsettling behavior seems to indicate that this weekend of “rest and relaxation” may not go down as advertised.
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It was an interesting change of pace to standard audiobooks. I will say that I found it incredibly infuriating that they used perimenopause, early-onset menopause and menopause interchangeably! You can tell a man wrote it & none of the cast or crew clearly had the guts to give the guy notes! Google is your friend, Matthew!

It was over the top but in an amusing way

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Narrated really well. Really enjoyed it. could have continued listening to more episodes 😊

Enjoyable

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