Episodes

  • The Playground Bangers

    The Playground Bangers
    Jul 15 2025
    Soph and Emma are in a reminiscent mood as they cast their minds back to when "innocent" sing-alongs ruled the playground and MSN Messenger was life. Plus, one mum's secret has both the ladies outraged!

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    48 mins
  • The Football Mums!

    The Football Mums!
    Jul 10 2025
    Soph and Emma are pitch-side and pumped as football fever hits the Secret Mum Club! And they’re not alone... This week, they’re joined by the incredible Charlotte Lynch: footballer, coach, teacher, actor, and all-round wonder woman. She tells us how she kicked off her career, landed her dream CBeebies show Football Fantastics, and why sport is so much more than keeping fit.

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    31 mins
  • The Secret Swear Club

    The Secret Swear Club
    Jul 8 2025
    The ladies are throwing their names in the hat to join the Secret Swear Club after one listener reveals a genius (and slightly unhinged) new tradition to swerve their child's judgmental side-eye. Meanwhile, Dottie’s been yelling about itchy legs in the middle of Sainsbury’s, and one listener’s caught in a parenting pickle with their sister.

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    46 mins
  • The X-Rated Gallery

    The X-Rated Gallery
    Jul 3 2025
    The SMC gallery has opened its doors once again… and this week’s artwork is looking a little revealing. The ladies hear from a mum whose school run went completely off track, Emma’s still fighting the buggy battle with Steffan, and Soph's dreaming of golf buggy life in the US.

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    13 mins
  • The Turd Toss

    The Turd Toss
    Jul 1 2025
    This week, Soph and Emma both come clean with their latest secrets - and you guessed it… they’re both about poo. Emma’s also been experimenting with a new menstrual product, and the results might surprise you. Plus, the pair read a heartfelt letter from a mum unsure how to handle her child’s tricky friendship situation at school.

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    43 mins
  • The School Spy

    The School Spy
    Jun 26 2025
    Soph and Emma burp-battle their way through the listener mailbag this week. The ladies have a spy on the inside of the school walls... and let’s just say, they’re bringing all the staffroom goss straight to the Secret Mum Club! Plus, after a letter from listener Katie, Soph and Emma open up about their own experiences with postpartum mood swings.

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    20 mins
  • The Great Escape

    The Great Escape
    Jun 24 2025
    We’re back, boo! The ladies are reunited in the studio, and there’s plenty to catch up on. Soph’s on the mend and shares her run-in with a rogue poo, while Emma’s been tearing up the town on a hen do. Plus, the girls help a mum just starting their weaning journey, hear from a babysitter caught in a toddler escape plan, and share some controversial thoughts on the birth of Evie Pig.

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    52 mins
  • The Dad Day Diaries

    The Dad Day Diaries
    Jun 16 2025
    It’s Father’s Day! And to celebrate, Emma is revisiting some of our favourite dad moments - from the unforgettable origin of the nickname Pizza Dick, to our very first ever dad in the club, plus a few heartwarming messages that have come through over the years.

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    23 mins