Episodes

  • 9: Fumé Blanc & Existential Crises

    9: Fumé Blanc & Existential Crises
    Oct 16 2025
    The Arizona heat melts more than just our bottles as we spiral from Sauvignon Blanc into celibacy, chaos, and culinary trivia. Tune in for “Guess That Recipe,” unfiltered confessions, and the inventions we wish existed.
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 9: Slovakian Riesling & the End of the World

    9: Slovakian Riesling & the End of the World
    Sep 19 2025
    We sip our very first Slovakian Riesling while diving into PI-level internet sleuthing, Hopi prophecies, celebrity drama, and the end of the world.
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    49 mins
  • 14: Spanish Crianza & Scottsdale Tea

    14: Spanish Crianza & Scottsdale Tea
    Sep 6 2025
    Listen as we sip Spanish Crianza and talk Scottsdale Tea, Political Takes, Service Industry drug use and so much more.
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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • 13: Trader Joe's Wine & Our Unsolicited Opinions

    13: Trader Joe's Wine & Our Unsolicited Opinions
    Aug 20 2025
    We start with the famous Trader Joe’s Wine hack and end up unpacking everything from our take on sugar daddies, creepy encounters at choir sing-alongs, and who should be tipped. Unconventional uses of Chat GPT, Decorating Cents, Scottsdale Dating Culture...etc.
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    54 mins
  • 11: Cursed Company Slogans & Rants

    11: Cursed Company Slogans & Rants
    Aug 7 2025
    We rank life’s biggest demons (moving, heartbreak, actual death), talk wine lies and airline crimes, and play a game of ‘real or fake?’ with headlines like ghost pirate marriages and men dying from eggs. Also: TSA beef, Waymo slander, and why Franzia is kind of a hero.
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    57 mins
  • 10: Another Crashout-Cast

    10: Another Crashout-Cast
    Aug 1 2025
    Sage crashes out. Lucrezio carries the pod. Red Robin is an insult, Olive Garden heals wounds, and a Ruth’s Chris hostage situation sparks a deep dive into chain restaurant energy. We cover high-end service at Wrigley Mansion, Airbnb meltdowns, Frontier Airlines bans, hepatitis tests, secret interviews, and so much more.
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    1 hr
  • 8: OPP & Other People's Problems

    8: OPP & Other People's Problems
    Jul 24 2025
    We’re back. LA demons, SpongeBob musicals, vape tariffs, and why Whippets (the dog and the drug) took over this week.
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    58 mins
  • 7: Sauv Blanc & Soulless Eyes - More Chaos Ft. Breea, Mj & Kerry

    7: Sauv Blanc & Soulless Eyes - More Chaos Ft. Breea, Mj & Kerry
    Jul 20 2025
    Breea and MJ are back, and this time they brought Kerry for a completely unhinged episode. There’s a tiny bit of wine talk, but mostly it’s chaos... dorm grime bottles, Oregon liquor law loopholes, emergency apocalypse kits, and the legendary red flags party. Definitely too much information, but that’s kind of the point.
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    57 mins