Episodes

  • 8: OPP & Other People's Problems

    8: OPP & Other People's Problems
    Jul 24 2025
    We’re back. LA demons, SpongeBob musicals, vape tariffs, and why Whippets (the dog and the drug) took over this week.
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    58 mins
  • 7: Sauv Blanc & Soulless Eyes - More Chaos Ft. Breea, Mj & Kerry

    7: Sauv Blanc & Soulless Eyes - More Chaos Ft. Breea, Mj & Kerry
    Jul 20 2025
    Breea and MJ are back, and this time they brought Kerry for a completely unhinged episode. There’s a tiny bit of wine talk, but mostly it’s chaos... dorm grime bottles, Oregon liquor law loopholes, emergency apocalypse kits, and the legendary red flags party. Definitely too much information, but that’s kind of the point.
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    57 mins
  • 6: Orange Wine, Private Planes & Psychic Classes

    6: Orange Wine, Private Planes & Psychic Classes
    Jul 7 2025
    This week, we sip skin-contact Malvasia Bianca and a smoky Arizona Tempranillo while unpacking everything from flying to Sedona with a stranger to stumbling into a psychic class in a crystal shop. We rant about the epidemic of boring men, recall chaotic birthdays and house parties, and debate whether 9/11 conspiracies are too much for freshman English class. Also: a glitch in the matrix, New Orleans vampires, and a PSA about “how about you?” energy. Cheers.
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    48 mins
  • 5: WW1 and Exotic Foods

    5: WW1 and Exotic Foods
    Jun 18 2025
    This week, we sip Pinot Noir from Willamette Valley and unpack some truly bizarre delicacies (yes, including the drowned songbirds). We talk food ethics, suit shopping, quarter-life crises, and what it’s like turning 25 in the city.
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 3: ep.3 Sulfites, Ethics, and Other Scary Things

    3: ep.3 Sulfites, Ethics, and Other Scary Things
    May 28 2025
    Sage and Lucrezio dive into ghost hunting adventures, explore the ethics of stealing from bars, and debate topics from sulfites in wine to the legitimacy of natural wine culture. Things take a turn into the spooky and absurd as Sage recounts accidentally ghosting a family-oriented ghost-hunting team. Along the way, the duo riffs on haunted Scottsdale, natural wine myths, being a sommelier and ghost hunter, Mormon theology, euthanasia pods, and even a Tesla’s potential for surveillance. Raw, witty, and unscripted, this episode is full of hot takes, tangents, and plenty of wine.
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • 2: EP 2: Crash Out Chronicles (feat. Breea & MJ)

    2: EP 2: Crash Out Chronicles (feat. Breea & MJ)
    May 19 2025
    In this unfiltered, hilarious, and slightly chaotic episode, Sage and Lucrezio are joined by Sage's sister Breea and her girlfriend MJ for a deep-dive into queer love, crash outs, Wendy’s pairings, and wine-fueled storytelling. From romantic roommates-to-lovers lore and Arizona Grenache to near-death Tesla autopilot adventures, breaking into churches on shrooms, and the legend of fibs that boiled, nothing is off-limits. Trigger warnings galore—but mostly, it’s about laughing through the madness of young adulthood and finding the people who crash out with you.
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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • 4: ep.4 “We Can’t Keep Getting Away with This” - Special Guest Chance Redfield

    4: ep.4 “We Can’t Keep Getting Away with This” - Special Guest Chance Redfield
    May 15 2025
    This week on The Secret Life of Soms, Sage is joined by Chance Redfield for a deep dive into their latest crash-out Saturday night: The Well Bar, one too many shots of Rumple Minze, questionable couch naps, and an exploded bottle of wine. We talk about bartender culture, trading a rubber band ball for a house (seriously), the toxic loop of post-shift drinking, and that time someone tried to pay Sage to stay longer at an afterparty. Also: are vampires real? Should we be worried about martial law? Why is Instagram targeting us with breast implant ads? Chaos ensues. Mindsets shift. Sobriety might be attempted. No promises.

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    58 mins