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Secret Lives of Sommeliers

Secret Lives of Sommeliers

By: Secret Lives of Sommeliers
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 For the girls, the gays, and anyone who knows that the best stories start with “Okay, so don’t be mad…” Hosted by Sage Toomey & Lucrezio, this is not self-help—just a wine-fueled deep dive into the questionable choices, and the kind of stories that should probably stay corked. But where’s the fun in that? Pour a glass, lower your standards, and let’s get into it.

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Episodes
  • 8: OPP & Other People's Problems

    8: OPP & Other People's Problems
    Jul 24 2025
    We’re back. LA demons, SpongeBob musicals, vape tariffs, and why Whippets (the dog and the drug) took over this week.
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    58 mins
  • 7: Sauv Blanc & Soulless Eyes - More Chaos Ft. Breea, Mj & Kerry

    7: Sauv Blanc & Soulless Eyes - More Chaos Ft. Breea, Mj & Kerry
    Jul 20 2025
    Breea and MJ are back, and this time they brought Kerry for a completely unhinged episode. There’s a tiny bit of wine talk, but mostly it’s chaos... dorm grime bottles, Oregon liquor law loopholes, emergency apocalypse kits, and the legendary red flags party. Definitely too much information, but that’s kind of the point.
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    57 mins
  • 6: Orange Wine, Private Planes & Psychic Classes

    6: Orange Wine, Private Planes & Psychic Classes
    Jul 7 2025
    This week, we sip skin-contact Malvasia Bianca and a smoky Arizona Tempranillo while unpacking everything from flying to Sedona with a stranger to stumbling into a psychic class in a crystal shop. We rant about the epidemic of boring men, recall chaotic birthdays and house parties, and debate whether 9/11 conspiracies are too much for freshman English class. Also: a glitch in the matrix, New Orleans vampires, and a PSA about “how about you?” energy. Cheers.
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    48 mins

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