Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches, sharp satire, and plenty of shade, this episode is a knockout for anyone tired of celebrity scapegoating.

Timestamps:

00:00 – Intro & Destiny’s Child Origins

03:42 – Jay Z’s Satanic Panic & MC Hammer Disses

09:41 – The “Beyoncébub” App Satire 2

14:12 – Christian Leaders & Viral Lies

26:16 – Outro & Patreon Support Info

If you liked this episode, check out these blasts from the Satanic pop-culture vault:

Taylor Swift Satanic Witch – They said she put a hex on America. We said, “Sure, Jan.”

They Hate Women – The Bible’s greatest hits of misogyny, remastered for modern outrage.

Revolutionary Satanic Freemasons – From George Washington to Jay-Z: the OG “secret handshakes” crowd Christians love to fear.

Fun Satanic Hoaxes – The silliest, pettiest, most baffling lies ever told about Satan.

Vocaloid is Demon and Satanic – When anime pop stars become Hell’s marketing team.

Taylor Swift Liberal Psyop MAGA Fears What it Cannot Control – When political paranoia meets pop princess power.

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Hi, it’s Teeteaze. Judas and Lexi have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I’m taking over this week’s podcast to bring you my personally curated, totally unauthorised “Best of Patreon 2025.” You're welcome.

Inside this episode:

• Angela Merkel performs satanic rituals at the Pergamon Altar, apparently
• Right-wing cookbook Attila Hildmann does life coaching for sociopaths
• Evangelical sex-pest-adjacent ex-chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt (aka Klingonshit) tells us how Navy Jesus hates the gays
• A deep dive into the Genshin Impact Archons and their demon namesakes from demonology grimoires like The Lesser Key of Solomon
• Guest appearances by Satan, a possessed Life Coach and an alarmingly self-aware TTS bot

We’re talking QAnon conspiracy theories, christian nationalism, military grifters, anime demon panic and a whole lot of fart jokes. You know, the usual.

• If you're new to Satan Is My Superhero, we make satirical comedy about Satanic panic, magical thinking, and the real people who weaponise them for power. Spoiler: the devil didn’t make you do it—some prick with a podcast did.
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What do Satan, a horny goat god, and lettuce soaked in semen have in common?
They were all part of the ancient blueprint for the devil we know today. In this minisode, we finish our whirlwind tour of the Ancient Near East and Mediterranean gods who got retrofitted into Christianity’s ultimate villain.

From Hades and Pan to Set and Apep, we explore how early Christians demonized other people's gods, turning fertility symbols into hellish nightmares and chaotic uncles into eternal enemies. Along the way, you'll meet tricksters, chaos monsters and mythological disasters that would absolutely get cancelled in 2025.

Original comedy sketches, Satanic sass and a warning: this one’s not safe for your Sunday school teacher.

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Who invented Satan? If you said "the Bible," think again nerds!
In this Origin Story Vol. 1 minisode, we go ancient, like really ancient and introduce you to Zoroaster, a Persian prophet who may have accidentally drawn up Satan’s first résumé.

Before YHWH got possessive and the Christians started branding anyone with hobbies as a witch, Zoroaster was preaching about ONE god ‘Ahura Mazda’ and his cosmic nemesis, ‘Angra Mainyu’. This dualistic theology gave us some suspiciously familiar tropes:
🔥 a lake of fire
🐍 a fallen being who tempts humanity
🪰 a healthy dose of snakes, flies, lies, and spiritual gaslighting

So what happens when your evil twin kills the bull you just created, invents deception, and inspires the entire species to commit incest? You get Satan baby! Or at least the rough sketch of him.

We unpack how Zoroastrian fire cults, lava-filled doomsday scenarios, and demonized rival gods helped lay the groundwork for the Christian Devil, while pointing out how the Old Testament borrowed liberally from religions it once called heresy.

Expect:

• 🧠 Deep mythological nerdery
• 🤘 Blasphemous sketch comedy
• 📚 Weirdly specific ancient trivia
• 😈 Recurring characters you’d never invite to youth group

🎧 Topics Covered

• Zoroastrianism and its influence on Satan
• Angra Mainyu: Satan’s proto-form
• Fire temples, lava rivers, and bull semen creation myths
• Ancient monotheism vs dualism
• The Babylonian exile and Jewish theological evolution
• Snakes, lies, incest, and apocalypse (you know, the classics)

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In this Origins minisode of Satan Is My Superhero, we plunge Ba’als deep (yeah, we went there) into the ancient world of horned gods, storm gods, and seven headed sea monsters that helped shape the modern image of Satan. Meet Ba’al Hadid the OG bringer of storms, plus other Ba’als who were demonized by the Bible’s propaganda machine. We’ll expose how gods like Attar (aka Venus, the Morning Star) and Lotan (the Leviathan’s cousin) got turned from local heroes into poster boys for Satanic evil.

Learn how ancient deities of Mesopotamia, Phoenicia, and Canaan were rebranded as demons by Judaism and Christianity, all in the service of religious mind control. We’re talking horns, cloven hooves, bull headdresses, tridents, cow sex scandals (sorry Daisy), and the original war for your soul. Expect a fast-paced blend of real history, mythology, and dark comedy that shows how the Judeo-Christian devil was built from the shattered reputations of earlier gods.

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What are the Seven Seals in the Book of Revelation, and why does every end times movie obsess over them?
In this episode, we tear into Revelation Chapter 5—where YHWH clutches an unreadable book, a slain lamb shows up with seven horns and seven eyes, and a countless horde of angels simps hard for the apocalypse. Also featuring: thoughts and prayers (now available in jar form), David Koresh laying down the rules, and Jesus—just a lonely guy looking for love.

Expect savage biblical satire, original comedy sketches, and even some punk rock as we question the foundations of christian prophecy, heaven, and the entire end times narrative. Whether you're into religious history, skepticism, or just love blasphemous comedy, this deep dive will crack you up—and crack the seals wide open (you see what we did there...).

Catch up on our previous Book of Revelation episodes here:
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To celebrate the 2nd anniversary of his passing, I pulled this one from the Patreon feed for you.

In this episode we follow up our biography episode on the life of the despicable little troll Pat Robertson, by giving him the right of reply and concentrate entirely on his own words.

Featuring celebrity cameo gust star appearances from Halloween, witches, Druids, Christmas, New York Magazine, Taylor Swift, Women Grand Chess Masters, Susan Polger, Hungary, New Age, Jacob, Moses, New World Order, America, LGBTQ+, Christian Coalition, Iowa, Equal Rights Amendment, Feminism, Democratic Congress, Islam, Hinduism, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Dover, Pennsylvania, Poland, Catholicism, Communist Party, Haiti, France, Kenya, Facebook, Answers to 200 of Life’s Most Probing Questions,

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In this episode we broaden our search for Satan in Science Fiction. In the previous episodes in this series, we looked for him in the Christ Myth. Tales of a chosen one, a demi god, not exactly god but more than human with supernatural powers. Now it’s time to find the devil in his own science fiction stories.

There are special guest stars making cameos like James Cameron, John Connor, Kyle Reese, Holy Ghost, Skynet, Marlon Brando, Jor El, Superman, Jonathon Kent, Martha Kent, Henry Cavill, Hollywood, Lex Luthor, Arthur C Clarke, Childhoods End, Doctor Who, Devil’s End, Devil’s Hump, Azal, Impossible Planet, The Satan Pit, Stephen Hawking, Bobby Henderson, Star Trek, The Magicks of Megas-tu, Taylor Swift, Salem witch trials, Philip K Dick, Deus Irae, The Divine Invasion, Masada, Jupiter, Roman Empire, Rome, Battlestar Galactica, Glen A Larson, Mormon, Church of the Latter Day Saints, Baltar, Lucifer, War of the Gods Part One, War of the Gods Part Two, Count Iblis, Apollo, Richard Hatch, Survivor, Beings of Light,

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