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We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.

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Every December, a loud minority swear they’re being hunted by carollers, coffee cups, and secular toddlers armed with “Happy Holidays.” So is the War on Christmas real, or just a profitable bit of political theatre? We drag the opportunistic pundits, the purity-culture merchants, and the mall Santas who think they’re frontline soldiers—because this “war” has everything except reality.

We’re taking a skeptical look at:

• The Meltdown: How “Happy Holidays” became a slur.
• The Merch: Purity-culture Christmas capitalism and the grifters cashing in.
• The Reality: Inconvenient historical facts about the holiday’s actual origins.

Includes original comedy sketches, irreverent history, and our trademark blasphemous chaos!

If you like your holidays with skepticism, satire, and a little unholy cheer, you’re in the right cult. Join the SIMSH Congregation:
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• Summon us directly via email if you feel spiritually compelled

Or just scream into the void on our behalf. It all helps.

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Welcome, Sinners!
We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.

• Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here
• Wear your heresy: Merch Store
• Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon

Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.

Turns out you don’t need a seminary degree, holy water, or even basic mental health literacy to perform an exorcism — you just need confidence, cash flow, and a total disregard for the DSM-5. While Catholic exorcisms lean theatrical and ritualistic, the Protestant version goes full freelancer energy: zero oversight, no training, and absolutely no refunds. This is the Etsy marketplace of demon removal, and the vibes are… exactly what you think.

In the finale of our Exorcist trilogy, we unpack the evangelical evolution of “demon hunting,” where faith healing crosses into LARPing, trauma gets rebranded as spiritual warfare, and grifters discover the extreme profitability of exploiting untreated mental illness. From 18th-century Anglican barkers and Victorian nail-vomiters to modern prosperity pastors, online exorcism courses, and “pray the gay away” violence, we follow the money, the mythology, and the body count.

TL;DR: When religion meets capitalism, demons become a business model.

New to Satan Is My Superhero? This show is 60% comedic deep-dives, 40% rage-fueled blasphemous sketch comedy, and 100% fact-checked mockery of superstition, conspiracy theories, and religious con-artists. Every episode blends satire, history, theology, psychology, punk music, and general heresy.
If your love language is data + sarcasm, you’re in the right place.

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Behind the paywall: bonus episodes, songs, sketches, and the “Diary of John of Patmos.”

Talk to us: Got thoughts, stories, outrage, fan art, biblical hot takes, or exorcism tourism photos from your childhood church? Email us anytime: satanismysuperhero@gmail.com

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Support the show

Welcome, Sinners!
We’re building a cult — the good kind. No robes, just laughs.

• Catch every blasphemous episode: Listen Here
• Wear your heresy: Merch Store
• Support the pod & unlock Hoots songs: Patreon

Your reviews, shares, and smart-ass comments keep the cult alive.