Why are Beyoncé and Jay Z accused of everything from 33rd degree Freemasonry to spirit possession by “Sasha Fierce”? Join us as we hilariously dissect the christian right’s most outlandish conspiracy theories, from backmasking to secret satanic messages in hip hop. Featuring comedy sketches, sharp satire, and plenty of shade, this episode is a knockout for anyone tired of celebrity scapegoating.

Timestamps:

00:00 – Intro & Destiny’s Child Origins

03:42 – Jay Z’s Satanic Panic & MC Hammer Disses

09:41 – The “Beyoncébub” App Satire 2

14:12 – Christian Leaders & Viral Lies

26:16 – Outro & Patreon Support Info

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Hi, it’s Teeteaze. Judas and Lexi have disappeared under mysterious circumstances, so I’m taking over this week’s podcast to bring you my personally curated, totally unauthorised “Best of Patreon 2025.” You're welcome.

Inside this episode:

• Angela Merkel performs satanic rituals at the Pergamon Altar, apparently
• Right-wing cookbook Attila Hildmann does life coaching for sociopaths
• Evangelical sex-pest-adjacent ex-chaplain Gordon Klingenschmitt (aka Klingonshit) tells us how Navy Jesus hates the gays
• A deep dive into the Genshin Impact Archons and their demon namesakes from demonology grimoires like The Lesser Key of Solomon
• Guest appearances by Satan, a possessed Life Coach and an alarmingly self-aware TTS bot

We’re talking QAnon conspiracy theories, christian nationalism, military grifters, anime demon panic and a whole lot of fart jokes. You know, the usual.

• If you're new to Satan Is My Superhero, we make satirical comedy about Satanic panic, magical thinking, and the real people who weaponise them for power. Spoiler: the devil didn’t make you do it—some prick with a podcast did.
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Welcome, Sinners!
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What do Satan, a horny goat god, and lettuce soaked in semen have in common?
They were all part of the ancient blueprint for the devil we know today. In this minisode, we finish our whirlwind tour of the Ancient Near East and Mediterranean gods who got retrofitted into Christianity’s ultimate villain.

From Hades and Pan to Set and Apep, we explore how early Christians demonized other people's gods, turning fertility symbols into hellish nightmares and chaotic uncles into eternal enemies. Along the way, you'll meet tricksters, chaos monsters and mythological disasters that would absolutely get cancelled in 2025.

Original comedy sketches, Satanic sass and a warning: this one’s not safe for your Sunday school teacher.

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• #ancientegypt
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Welcome, Sinners!
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