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SCP Archives

SCP Archives

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 Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation WikiContent related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki Art Social Sciences
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  • Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month

    Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month
    Apr 16 2026

    "Goodbye, employee of the month Cliff Rogers... Hello, employees of the months Burt and Kurt!"

    Transcript

    Patrons

    Feb 6-22

    Fire Gator, Cortana Senju, RedRedRosie, Aaron Jones, Baked Beans Garage, Mykey Watson, and Cyrek McIlhatten

    Cast & Crew

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

    Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

    Janice - Kayla Temshiv

    Fren - Erika Sanderson

    Rodney - TJ Berry

    Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

    Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

    Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

    Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

    Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein

    Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

    Cliff Rogers - Josh Rubino

    Camera Person - Melissa Lusk

    Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

    Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

    Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

    Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

    Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

    Showruning - Daisy McNamara

    Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Executive Producer - Tom Owen

    Presented by Bloody FM

    www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

    www.SCParchives.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

    Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social

    Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives

    Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com


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    27 mins
  • Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad

    Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad
    Apr 9 2026

    "Can't we just try another weekend bowl?"

    Transcript

    Patrons

    Feb 8 - 15

    Kyle Norris, Henry Linehan, Ky St.martin, bell, Luis Chilcutt, 4Matt7, MTF Operative Corvus, CacophonousCockroach, Ridley Bosshart, Kyle Tomaszweski, DW, and AN.

    Cast & Crew

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

    Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

    Janice - Kayla Temshiv

    Fren - Erika Sanderson

    Rodney - TJ Berry

    Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

    Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

    Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

    Teddy - David Ault

    Jack - Brandon P Jenkins

    Educational Video Instructor - Stephen Indrisano

    Butt Ghost - Isaiah Rothstein

    Mendonza - Rissa Montanez

    Bradley - Melissa Lusk

    Reynolds - B. Narr

    Wilhelm - Damon Alums

    Gordan Ramsay - Giancarlo Herrera

    Walker - Shelby Novak

    Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

    Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

    Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

    Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

    Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

    Showruning - Daisy McNamara

    Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Executive Producer - Tom Owen

    Presented by Bloody FM

    www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

    www.SCParchives.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

    Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social

    Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives

    Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com


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    31 mins
  • Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous

    Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous
    Apr 2 2026

    "January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."

    Transcript

    Patrons

    Feb 1 - 7

    threejeffs., Hon1nbo, cody hicks, Wormdrake, nomad0070, Mothman, Zachary Jusino, Cory Stacy, Seth, Kree Accola, Creation_Lord, and Adealynn

    Cast & Crew

    SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

    "Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera

    Kurt & Burt - Josh Rubino

    Janice - Kayla Temshiv

    Fren - Erika Sanderson

    Rodney - TJ Berry

    Holmwood - Jordan Cobb

    Supervisor 1 - Derrick Valen

    Supervisor 2 - Ashley Heather Quills

    Teddy - David Ault

    Secretary - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Operator - Hannah Schooner

    Mendoza - Rissa Montanez

    Mama Urt - Josh Rubino

    Reality TV Show Host - Bailey Wolfe

    Podcast Host - Fay Roberts

    Elevator - Tal Minear

    Speedo Man - Derrick Valen

    Telephone AI - Rebekah McLoughlin

    Art by Pacific S. Obadiah

    Theme Song & Original Music by Mattie roi Berger

    Dialogue Editing - Giancarlo Herrera & Hannah Schooner

    Sound Design - Hannah Schooner

    Directing by Giancarlo Herrera

    Showruning - Daisy McNamara

    Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

    Executive Producer - Tom Owen

    Presented by Bloody FM

    www.Bloody-Disgusting.com

    www.SCParchives.com

    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/scp_pod

    Store: https://store.dftba.com/collections/scp-archives
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/scp_pod/

    Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/scparchives.bsky.social

    Discord: https://discord.gg/tJEeNUzeZX

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@scppod

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/scparchives

    Newsletter: https://pacificobadiah.com


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    33 mins
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