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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

By: The Irish Times
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 The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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  • The old dear goes, ‘Sorcha? I don’t know anyone of that name. Is she one of your tarts, Ross?’

    The old dear goes, ‘Sorcha? I don’t know anyone of that name. Is she one of your tarts, Ross?’
    Jul 11 2025
    The room is absolutely rammers and through the door I spot so many faces from the past. We’re talking Angela and Dermot from the campaign to move Funderland to the northside. We’re talking Ida and Clem from the campaign to stop the Luas from coming to Foxrock. We’re talking Lucy and Aednat from the campaign to stop poor people being allowed into the National Gallery.

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    7 mins
  • Oisinn goes, ‘Dude, you’re saying goodbye. You do realise that? You’re saying goodbye to your old dear’

    Oisinn goes, ‘Dude, you’re saying goodbye. You do realise that? You’re saying goodbye to your old dear’
    Jul 4 2025

    “What the fock?” Oisinn goes. “Are you serious?”


    I’m there, “Oh, I’m serious all right. I’m as serious as – well, you know what.”


    He goes, “A living funeral? Where did this idea even come from?"

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    6 mins
  • Brett goes, ‘She’s close to the end, Ross. I was thinking we should arrange a living funeral for her’

    Brett goes, ‘She’s close to the end, Ross. I was thinking we should arrange a living funeral for her’
    Jun 27 2025

    “He must have been in a fight last night,” Sorcha goes.


    And – yeah, no – she’s talking about my brother slash half-brother, Brett.


    I’m there, “Why do you say he was in a fight?”


    And she goes, “Oh my God, didn’t you see the bruises on his neck when he came home this morning?”


    Seriously, sometimes it’s like she was never young at all.

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    6 mins

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