As the odometer turns over, the Guy-bunal has but one objective: to celebrate by inducting the largest class in the history of the Hall of Guy.

They'll need some help, but friends of the show new and old answered the call and brought them: a seminal FSU shooter (07:14); a dynasty-starting dad (14:39); a record-setting jungle cat (23:58); a particularly sharp name (30:34); a fine head of Argentinian hair (36:58); a teal titan with a lot of buzz (43:18); a Puerto Rican power generator (1:01:32); a football legend who then ran a lot (1:07:19); a dog that was a big hit (1:21:00); a brief interjection by Diaz about a Swedish fish out of water (1:30:53); and finally a particularly large manager (1:37:40).

After all that, there's just one thing left: the longest deliberation in RTG? history (1:40:14).

Special thanks to Bagel Techno, LJ Rader, Sara, Andrew, Bo Quintana, Luke Knox, Gord Randall, Kevin McFall, Andrew Abbot, and David Roth for their contributions.

Theme Music and additional score by Don Ham

It's no secret that the folks at RTG? understand pandering, and no fan of RTG? internalizes that more than returning friend of the show and Graphics Extraordinaire Mike Canter. In Making Memories, Canter gives Diaz a book report (02:18); Diaz recounts the year's biggest wiffle ball game (05:41); Xavier painstakingly records the unwritten rules of a different bat-and-ball sport (12:49); and James gets depressed until something pumps them back up (18:45). The comes the main event, when Canter reveals a rare species of bird: a joint Sixers/Orioles legend (23:10).

Theme Music by Don Ham

There's a whole lot to keep track of this week - heck, just in Making Memories, we have the labor rights warrior Bryce Harper (03:18); the continued aquatic excellence of Katie Ledecky (07:14); and the joy of sharing baseball with kids even during the misery of the trade deadline (10:56). It would be understandable to need some help keeping score at home, and luckily that's where this week's guest comes in: Liz Thompson od Diamond Scorecard Designs.

The Guy-bunal kicks things off by talking to Liz about how she came to be not just an advocate for scoring baseball games but a purveyor of custom designs (15:44) - all before she takes some time to nominate a Guy for the Hall, the very largest of Zs (31:06).

Be sure to check out Diamond Scorecard Designs and to follow Liz on bluesky.

Theme Music by Don Ham

It's time for a well-traveled episode. First up, in Making Memories: Xavier browses through a wide world of tabs (01:47); Diaz catches everyone up on some interference (08:02); and James speeds through some insight into the Tour de France (15:38). Then, it's time for the Guy-bunal to welcome one of the sports world's foremost Roads Scholars: Rodger Sherman.

After some introductions to Rodger's fandoms (25:26) and a new game called "Trump the Crowd Size" (41:39), the stage is set for Rodger's Guy: a fondly-remembered Knick who definitely isn't Rolando Blackman (57:04).

Be sure to keep up with Rodger via his newsletter and on BlueSky.

Theme Music by Don Ham

Buckle up RTG? fans, cause it's time for change. No change to Making Memories this week: Xavier is still horsing around (02:20); Diaz is using a new marathon runner he discovered for motivation (07:13); and James is talking about Argentinian polo horse clones (09:40). Just normal, every-week stuff.

But then, this season finale features a brand-new, unprecedented segment: Liti-Guy-tion! (17:02)

First the Guy-bunal gives a nod to some Gamebreaking Guys who didn't make the cut for this season (18:26), before turning to three Guys who did make the cut for induction: the season's most literal and least nerdy Gamebreaking Guy (25:52); one whose flop became a hit (32:43); and one who broke the glass finish line (39:13). That's three, but will the class size stop there when it's time for induction into the Hall of Guy? (44:20)

Theme Music by Don Ham

Let's make one thing clear: there is no nerd shit in the episode. There's no nerd shit when they're talking about pre-professional soccer (02:04); nothing nerdy about Japanese horse racing anime girl games (07:04); certainly nothing nerdy regarding Northwestern athletics (11:21) or the new RTG? trivia game "Backyard Fakeball" (17:00); and most of all there is absolutely zero nerd shit during Diaz's presentation of our final Gamebreaking Guy from the world of Zelda speedrunning (20:25).

Theme Music by Don Ham; additional audio from Nintendo and ZFG

Time for yet another heaping helping of Guys as the Guy-bunal reconvenes to discuss further breaking of games. This week's hors d'oeuvres in Making Memories include: Diaz fêting some female athletes in Nap Town and Philly (02:35); Xavier transitioning to calling out some cowards (06:34); and James talking about the past weekend's second biggest food competition (12:33). Then, for the main course, James threatens everybody with a good time talking about a dual-threat (18:08).

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It's time to enter the homestretch of the Guy-bunal's Gamebreakers for this season. First up, a Making Memories that includes: the Beast of Africa (01:39); gambling on minors in the minors (06:44); and a brand new game called "Knueppel or K-nope-l?" (18:56). Then, it's this week's presentation featuring a Guy who broke a glass ceiling that someone had just left by the finish line of a race (26:09)? Who would do that??

Theme Music by Don Ham