The Guy-bunal has returned, and to get back into the swing of things, it's time for some navel-gazing. After Making Memories turns into a surprise edition of 69 or 420? (02:05), the team has a new MM initialed segment: May Madness (30:09), an NCAA-style single elimination tournament featuring 68 of our favorite Hall of Guy inductees. Join Hosts James and Diaz as they, along with Very Special Guest Xavier, run through the first round in not one (33:55), not two (48:55), not three (1:01:32), but four (1:14:38) regions' worth of matchups before saving the subsequent rounds for next week.

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In which our hero shows us what it truly means to be a Guy.

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In which our hero learns about the cost of getting paid.

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In which our hero finally proves that he is ELITE.

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In which our hero begins to climb to the mountaintop.

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In which our hero enters the national stage and starts a dialogue.

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In which our hero prepares to write the first draft of his professional story.

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In which we see our hero get schooled on college's class system.

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