John Canyon (Dennis Hopper) has it all figured out. He’s going to make some decent cash and marry Cindy (Debi Mazar) by bringing her to Earth to see her mom. Mike Pucci (Stephen Dorff) joins this crew and adds some complications. Shouldn’t be a big deal though. They simply need to deliver a large shipment of sex dolls. Sex dolls? No! 5,000 deadly robots are on this cargo train! If this wasn’t enough, Nabel (Charles Dance) is emitting a “low-amp electrical wang pulse” all over the place. RTS does their best to navigate through black rock asteroids. Collin tries his first square hog. With the proper seasoning, he said it isn’t that bad. Jeremy and La-Mar watch Keller (George Wendt) get sucked out of a window. They both just stand and watch. The life of a space trucker is a storied one for sure. After this, you might need to rebuild your mind.

Ever since he was a little boy, Abbott Reeves (Roy Dotrice) has dreamed of time travel and conquering his own Roman empire. It’s every boy’s dream. But, is it really? Now, closer to his dreams than ever, he has to deal with an entire team of Eliminators souring his time-party. We have an out of program-control Mandroid (Patrick Reynolds), a scientist, Nora Hunter (Denise Crosby), with all sorts of ideas and a cool mini robot, a riverboat wildcard, Harry Fontana (Andrew Prine) and a freakin’ ninja, Kuji (Conan Lee). Having a ninja in your crew ALWAYS pays off! Once assembled, they will stop at nothing to dash the dreams of Reeves. RTS speedboats around and checks out the local scene – there isn’t much to report outside the constant explosions. Jeremy avoids becoming a stew for a lost neanderthal tribe, La-Mar desperately tries to explain all of this to Harry and Collin masters the art of hand cooking fish with Kuji. Out of all of the things one could do if time travelling, Reeves seems to have it in check. “That’s the power of love!”

The Quick Draw Competition is on! This is the only way to seek sanctioned justice, make a lot of cash and/or is a way to make a name for yourself. In this town, everyone’s got a story, and everyone’s got a reason. It’s all kind of a crappy town that nobody really wants to live in. Sam Raimi directs this gunslinger’s paradise. There is an entire cast worthy of checking out here. Ellen (Sharon Stone), Cort (Russell Crowe), Kid (Leonardo DiCaprio), Sgt. Cantrell (Keith David), Ace (Lance Henriksen), etc… make sure they’re all handy with the steel. Overseeing and dominating the competition is Herod (Gene Hackman), a villain with an interesting sense of rivalry and integrity. RTS rustles up a drink or two at the saloon. Ask for Horace (Pat Hingle). La-Mar and Collin bet on all the right brackets – they’re on a money train! All aboard! If you’ve got the grit, see this through.