While playing a game of Crazy ball, siblings, Mimi (Nita-Josée Hanna) and Luke (Owen Myre), find a gem and resurrect an alien monster, Psycho Goreman (Matthew Ninaber/Steven Vlahos), that wants to destroy everything. In a way, these gruesome murders and destruction are an artform. Fortunately, Mimi is able to use this gem to control this being, and it is continuous party time after! Well, the creature, Psycho Goreman (PG), hates everything about it! A bunch of intergalactic baddies are coming to Earth! A child has been turned into a brain blob. An officer is a soulless ghoul. People are exploding! Blood is everywhere! Greg (Adam Brooks), the father, is breaking down hard, but he’s going to prove he isn’t lazy. Susan (Alexis Kara Hancey), the mother, awkwardly transforms into one of these creatures. Even though the world is in peril, Mimi is having fun. RTS joins PG’s rockin’ band. Jeremy, La-Mar and Collin fight a blood box demon and learn that monsters can love. Is this film really about all the hunky boys out there? PG says he doesn’t care about those hunky boys, but does he? If you’re not having fun here, “frig off!”

Marcus Ray (Jean-Claude Van Damme) and Tommy Hendricks (Rob Schneider) are fashion designers. Should this summary even continue? You know you’re already in. Well, if that’s not enough, these gents get involved in a terrorist smuggling ring, and now, with the help of Karen Lee (Leia Rochon), they will find out who is behind all of these dastardly deeds. Will they figure it out before fashion week? Also, we have to get ready for the Hong Kong going back to Chinese rule party. Fireworks aplenty! It gets chilly at night. Good thing Harry (Paul Sorvino) has the appropriate evening windbreaker. RTS gets some dim sum and sets fashion trends by day/fight atop cargo containers at night. Please, pass the chili oil. Jeremy finds out about the nano bombs in his counterfeit jeans (trousers). La-Mar chats up detective Ling Ho (Carman Lee). Things seem to be working out. Collin takes a cue from Han (Michel Wong) to jump out of boats and away from grenades. It works well! Lots of attempted twists in this flick, but these fellas wouldn’t knock you off. Would they? Who’s the Jean genie here, Skinny (Glen Chin)?

The Griswolds are back! Through dumb luck, the family wins a European vacation on Pig in a Poke! Is Europe ready? Clark (Chevy Chase) continues to be his well-intended but overbearing self. Ellen (Beverly D’Angelo) makes a splash as she debuts in La Donna Nella Doccia. Audrey (Dana Hill) is homesick and misses her boyfriend, Jack (William Zabka). Rusty (Jason Lively) actually has many things that go right for him. Way to go, Rusty! Through all of the chaos the Griswolds cause along the way, the family also get wrapped up in a murder. RTS upgrades their fashion sense into something Euro-horrific. Jeremy checks out Big Ben and Parliament in an endless loop. La-Mar questions what the right side of the road is. Eric Idle be warned! Collin dominates a slap/fist brawl at the beer gardens. Chicago, represent! Also, Johnny Lawrence forever! Enjoy Gran Disparate Yankee en Europa, and remember that your French waiter hates you.