The vibes are at an all-time high on this family holiday episode! We’re joined by the hilarious JC Mendoza and Sam Santos (aka PeachfuzzPapi and soon to be PeachfuzzMami) to cover everything from Geo’s transformation goals to the great Dave Chappelle debate.

The crew dives deep into Derek’s mid-life crisis, why Sam and Derek are officially "homegirls," and the conspiracy theories keeping them up at night. Plus, we talk about the reality of dating apps, Nicki Minaj’s latest moves, and why everyone is suddenly heading to Turkey.

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Original air date: 12.22.25

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00:30 welcome back JC and Sam!

01:00 PeachFuzzDiddy PeachFuzzCassie

01:50 JCs employment

03:20 hims plug

04:20 getting Derek and Geo to Turkey

06:00 Geo's family homes

07:20 Geo gaining weight and getting on testosterone

08:20 Geo is stereotypically Dominican

09:30 Seasonal Affective Disorder

10:30 Dereks mid life crisis

13:50 food delivery jokes

15:00 Derek glazing Andrew Schultz

16:00 ruh roh

17:05 Myles Toe chasing Dave Attell in NOLA

18:30 new Dave Chappelle special on Netflix

19:30 old Chappelle = funny new Dave = money

21:20 conspiracy conspiracies

23:15 5 degrees of wikipedia

24:18 Rob Reiner theory

25:15 AIDS

26:15 homosexuals can't donate blood

28:50 derek gay stuff

30:05 derek and geos horny times

31:10 getting old

34:00 dereks big pharma

36:35 solving depression

38:05 astrology derek

42:00 sam and derek are homegirls

43:30 art therapy and pet psychics

44:30 geo vs jc and sam as friends

45:30 geos ideal body and gaining weight

47:15 DR trip

48:30 JCs dad

49:20 s3x work support

52:00 geo spray and prayin

53:50 condom use

54:40 derek movin on dating

56:15 dating app failures

57:30 nicki minaj right winging

1:00:30 soft launch podcast

1:01:10 Laugh Boston

1:02:05 plugs

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Wolfgang Hunter and Myles Toe transferred to the block for a heavy-hitting On The Gate! From breaking down the Diddy documentary to Wolfgang’s legendary Katt Williams impression and the reality of being a "modern-day Uncle Ruckus," the energy is high and the takes are questionable.

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Original air date: 12.15.25

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00:00 - Failed roast opening

00:55 - Intro the show

01:15 - Wolfgang "MullIndia" Hunter talks Nick Mullen

02:40 - Nick Rochefort is a G at Skankfest

04:10 - The mystery of Asian appliances

04:40 - Why Pixar's Cars was lowkey racist

06:30 - Crack Amico, Akaash Singh, and Steve-O

07:40 - Myles Toe officially joins the show

08:19 - Wolfgang’s legendary Katt Williams impression

09:15 - The Boondocks, Ren & Stimpy, and cartoon influences

11:00 - Becoming a modern-day Uncle Ruckus

11:55 - The Diddy Documentary: Sean Combs: The Reckoning

14:15 - Why Male BPD is just Kobe Mamba Mentality

16:15 - The Dennis Rodman era

17:30 - Storytime: The Diddy Security Guard

19:10 - Is Diddy actually "Latina coded"?

19:55 - The time Wolfgang got mugged

23:00 - Thoughts on Vigilantism

24:05 - Toxic masculinity and inner monologues

25:05 - Wolfgang and GypsyCrusader

26:20 - The concept of Black Batman

27:00 - The Roper

27:30 - Travis Scott’s infamous Brown Batman costume

28:30 - Wolfgang’s nerd autism peaking

29:50 - Predicting Dan Soder and Mike Figs with dementia

31:00 - The reality of life post-fame

32:15 - iShowSpeed robot incident

33:45 - The rise of comedy takedown channels

35:05 - Total Bitch Comedy

36:05 - Breaking down YN, Unc, and the street lexicon

37:10 - Diddy’s age vs. the "gay stuff" allegations

39:05 - black business advice

40:40 - Wolfgang's Indian background and upbringing

41:45 - Derek’s recurring dreams about relapsing

43:30 - The Andy Dick experience

44:30 - Dr. Umar’s

46:20 - The legacy of Kevin Samuels

47:00 - The Quarter-Zip aesthetic

48:50 - The monk hot mic incident

50:15 - Indian stereotypes

51:00 - Parasocial Cumtown & podcast fanbases

53:20 - Plugs & where to find the guests

56:25 - Reacting to the Waymo video

58:45 - Wolfgang’s health update

On The Gate! A podcast hosted by two jailbird/recovering drug addicts and active comedians Geo Perez and Derek Drescher, who talk each week about their times in jail, what they learned, what you should know, and how they are improving their life or slipping into recidivism each day!

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Geo and Derek are back to unleash pure chaos with Talent! We're tackling everything from celebrity conspiracies to the practical—and often hilarious—realities of modern body modifications. Plus, a Casa de Alofoke recap!

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Original air date: 12.8.25

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00:00 Geo attempts to prank Derek

01:02 intro

01:45 Jareds breakup story

02:35 Geo ruined Dereks day by not scheduling right

03:20 DR trip

04:20 bussy

05:40 hot cousins

07:25 Facebook dating

08:20 Dereks wedding crashing plan

09:55 getting out of dry spell

10:35 Jay Z

11:40 50 Cent's Diddy doc

12:30 Michael Jackson beat up Tupac

15:30 Tracee Ellis Ross

17:29 Geos spotify wrapped

18:10 inappropriate song

19:35 Dereks spotiofy wrapped

20:15 AI music

22:50 dereks hairline

23:30 New York Knicks Jalen Brunson, Karl Anthony Towns

24:40 greatest thief of all time Anthony Rendon of the Los Angeles Angels

25:40 MLB/NBA minimum contracts

27:40 casa de alofoke

28:40 El Helicoptero

29:30 Graciebon

31:00 helping BBLs wipe after pooping

32:00 Drake is a sicko

33:15 Drakes OVO Childrens Play Palace

34:10 spanglish lesson

35:20 old man Drescher

36:10 mens wedding fashion/Sergio Tacchini

38:50 velour suits

39:50 gangster cardigans

40:40 Derek Relapsing in DR

42:00 cat daddy Talent

44:00 Ray J

45:15 underground youtube adult content

46:15 Derek and Talent catch up

46:40 rap battling

51:30 chick fight alofoke

55:30 Latin populations + BBLs

58:20 latin americans aren't narcs

59:40 drug binge house reality show

1:00:50 plugs

On The Gate! A podcast hosted by two jailbird/recovering drug addicts and active comedians Geo Perez and Derek Drescher, who talk each week about their times in jail, what they learned, what you should know, and how they are improving their life or slipping into recidivism each day!

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