The vibes are at an all-time high on this family holiday episode! We’re joined by the hilarious JC Mendoza and Sam Santos (aka PeachfuzzPapi and soon to be PeachfuzzMami) to cover everything from Geo’s transformation goals to the great Dave Chappelle debate.

The crew dives deep into Derek’s mid-life crisis, why Sam and Derek are officially "homegirls," and the conspiracy theories keeping them up at night. Plus, we talk about the reality of dating apps, Nicki Minaj’s latest moves, and why everyone is suddenly heading to Turkey.

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Original air date: 12.22.25

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00:30 welcome back JC and Sam!

01:00 PeachFuzzDiddy PeachFuzzCassie

01:50 JCs employment

03:20 hims plug

04:20 getting Derek and Geo to Turkey

06:00 Geo's family homes

07:20 Geo gaining weight and getting on testosterone

08:20 Geo is stereotypically Dominican

09:30 Seasonal Affective Disorder

10:30 Dereks mid life crisis

13:50 food delivery jokes

15:00 Derek glazing Andrew Schultz

16:00 ruh roh

17:05 Myles Toe chasing Dave Attell in NOLA

18:30 new Dave Chappelle special on Netflix

19:30 old Chappelle = funny new Dave = money

21:20 conspiracy conspiracies

23:15 5 degrees of wikipedia

24:18 Rob Reiner theory

25:15 AIDS

26:15 homosexuals can't donate blood

28:50 derek gay stuff

30:05 derek and geos horny times

31:10 getting old

34:00 dereks big pharma

36:35 solving depression

38:05 astrology derek

42:00 sam and derek are homegirls

43:30 art therapy and pet psychics

44:30 geo vs jc and sam as friends

45:30 geos ideal body and gaining weight

47:15 DR trip

48:30 JCs dad

49:20 s3x work support

52:00 geo spray and prayin

53:50 condom use

54:40 derek movin on dating

56:15 dating app failures

57:30 nicki minaj right winging

1:00:30 soft launch podcast

1:01:10 Laugh Boston

1:02:05 plugs

On The Gate! A podcast hosted by two jailbird/recovering drug addicts and active comedians Geo Perez and Derek Drescher, who talk each week about their times in jail, what they learned, what you should know, and how they are improving their life or slipping into recidivism each day

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