Episodes

  • 149: Real-Time Toilet Monitoring
    Dec 4 2025

    John is going to Smofcon, Alison has FOMO, and Liz is a horrible person.

    An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.

    Content warnings this episode: None

    • Letters of comment
      • Andreas Davour (email)
      • Chris Garcia (email)
      • Ed Morland (BlueSky on 147, 148)
        • Cyclo-cross
        • Mathmo.org
      • Emily January (email)
      • Karen Schaffer (email)
        • Literal antivirus
      • Paul Weimer (email)
        • Centrale Montemartini
      • We also heard from Alan Fleming, Ali Baker Brooks, Andrew Thompson, Brian Nisbet, Bridget Bradshaw, DC, Duncan MacGregor, Ivan Sinha, Jan Harley, Kev McVeigh, Malcolm Hutchison, Mike Scott, Neil Ottenstein, Shi Lala, and Tommy Ferguson
      • Famous Belgians: Simon Stevin
    • Smofcon 2025: Smofcon 42 in Stockholm, Sweden
      • Smofcon Q&As
        • Salute of the Jugger
        • How to stream it in the UK
      • John would like to thank Glasgow 2024 for a travel bursary allowing him to attend!
    • Novacon 2026: Novacon 55 in Buxton
      • Una McCormack
    • Picks
      • John: The Truman Show
      • Alison: Pluribus
      • Liz: The Summer War by Naomi Novik
    • Credits
      • Cover art: ”Archaeologists“ by Alison Scott
        • Alt text: John and Alison, dressed in clothes reminiscent of The Mummy, look down some stairs upon Liz’s tomb, in which her skeleton still holds her Hugo Award, framed by stonework. The words “Octothorpe 149” appear at the top of the image.
      • Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • 148: I’m With Liz
    Nov 20 2025

    John, Alison, and stunt Liz Emily Tesh are live from Novacon 54!

    An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on X or on Mastodon or on Bluesky) when you post about the show on social media.

    Content warnings this episode: It’s a live recording!

    • Thanks to Emily Tesh for being our stunt Liz!
      • You can find Emily at her website, with links to socials at the bottom of the page
      • Eight Days of Diana Wynne Jones
    • Visit Stow Shirts for all your Octothorpe merchandise needs
    • Picks
      • John: The Life Impossible by Matt Haig
      • Alison: Where the Axe is Buried by Ray Nayler
      • Emily: The Sorcerer of the Wildeeps by Kai Ashante Wilson
    • Credits
      • Cover art: “Live from Novacon” by Steven Cain and Alison Scott
        • Alt text: Emily Tesh, John, and Alison stand in front of a suspiciously purple background which may indicate that the real background has been subtracted by nefarious photo editing. The words “Octothorpe 148 Live from Novacon” are overlaid.
      • Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • 147: What? What?! No!
    Nov 6 2025
    John is ready, Alison had forgotten, and Liz is surprised. An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media. Content warnings this episode: Animal torture (letters of comment) Letters of comment Chris Garcia (email)Ed Morland (BlueSky)Farah Mendlesohn (Facebook) Pictcon 2026: PictCon 2 in Perth, 17 October Finbarr O’Reilly (email)Kev McVeigh (Facebook)Kin-Ming Looi (Facebook)Paul Weimer (BlueSky, email)Tammy Coxen (Facebook)Terry Gibbs (Facebook)Raj (Mastodon)We also heard from Mike Scott, Neil Ottenstein and Tammy Coxen 2025 Ursula K. Le Guin Prize for Fiction Ebon Moss-Bachrach on the red carpetEvent broadcast on YouTube LAcon V opens Hugo Awards Base Contest36th Galaxy Awards Roderick Leeuwenhart Tianwen Awards Ersatz Culture on Mastodon BKK Comics Art Festival #4 The Blaft Book of Anti-Caste SFBelgian comics Asian Board Games Festival (ABGF) “Walking The Walk With RPGs In Malaysia” (paywalled on Rascal) Picks John: The Lord of the Rings: Fate of the Fellowship Shut Up & Sit Down’s reviewBoard Game ArenaThe dice tower Alison: The Word for World exhibition at the Architectural Association Secret Maps at the British Library Liz: Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman Star Wars is being properly remastered?Credits Cover art: “Nepal Spotter’s Guide” by Paul Weimer (text by Alison Scott) Alt text: A photograph of the mountains of Nepal with text overlaid, reading “Octothorpe 147 Official Octothorpe Nepal Identification Guide* (*apparently never gets old)** (** Liz might like to go to a comics con there)”. Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • 146: It Winds Me Up Something Chronic
    Oct 23 2025

    John is on holiday, Alison said she’d have T-shirts ready, and Liz is back!

    An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.

    Content warnings this episode: None

    • Letters of comment
      • Doug Faunt (Facebook)
        • Corflu 2026: Corflu Pickled in Santa Rosa, CA, USA
      • Ian Hillman (DM)
      • Jonny Baddeley (Facebook)
    • Eastercon 2026: Iridescence in Birmingham
      • Hotels are open: Check your emails for the link
      • Merch should be available by the time you read this
      • Bursaries are open for applications, deadline of 31 October
      • The volunteer form is open
      • Haruhicon 2026: Birmingham
      • Carrots, vitamin A, radar, and British propaganda
    • BristolCon 2025
    • World Fantasy Con 2025: Brighton
    • Armadacon 2025: Plymouth
      • British Firework Championships
    • Novacon 2025: Novacon 54 in Buxton
    • Pictcon 2025: Pictcon1 in Perth
    • Satellite 2026: Satellite 9 in Glasgow
    • Worldcon finances
      • Worldcon 2013: LoneStarCon 3 in San Antonio, TX, USA
      • Worldcon 2015: Sasquan in Spokane, WA, USA
      • Worldcon 2016: MidAmeriCon II in Kansas City, MO, USA
      • Worldcon 2020: CoNZealand in Wellington, New Zealand (but mostly online)
      • Worldcon 2023: Chengdu, China
      • Worldcon 2024: Glasgow, UK
        • Smofcon 2025: Smofcon 42 in Stockholm, Sweden
    • Picks
      • John: Tactical Breach Wizards
      • Alison: Here East
        • Conrad Shawcross – Umbilical (The Nervous System)
        • V&A East Storehouse
      • Liz: The Raven Scholar by Antonia Hodgson
    • Credits
      • Cover art: “Treasures of the V&A Storehouse” by Alison Scott
        • Alt text: The Torrijos Ceiling at the Victoria & Albert East Storehouse. An elaborate, gilded and octagonal ceiling. Why yes, Alison has a new phone, how could you tell?
      • Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
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    53 mins
  • 145: James Bacon and His Enthusiasms
    Oct 9 2025
    John might, Alison won’t, and Tommy would (in a heartbeat). An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media. Content warnings this episode: Animal torture (aftershow) Letters of comment Brian Nisbet (Bluesky)Chris Garcia (email)Jonathan Baddeley (Facebook)Paul Weimer (Bluesky)Scott Edelman (Bluesky)Tommy Ferguson (email)We also heard from Caroline Mullan, DC, Farah Mendlesohn, Ivan Sinha, and Neil Ottenstein Octocon 2025 in DublinTommy’s fanzines: TommyWorldGötterdämmerungGötterdämmerung Redux Prolapse’s issue for Irish Fandom Day James Bacon’s article on the fan history starts on page 5! Corflu 2023 in Belfast: Corflu Craic Corflu Craic’s programme book Including the con report of the Leeds Corflu that Tommy mentions Marcin Kłak’s con report Eastercon 2025 in Belfast: Reconnect Eastercon 1986 in Glasgow: Albacon IIIPrevious Belfast conventions: NiconMeConTitanCon Replay is not quiiiiite ready yet, sorry listeners, it’ll be there soon! Pictcon 1 in Perth (8 November 2025)Novacon 54 in Buxton (7–9 November 2025)Norncon 2026 in Belfast (8–9 May) GoHs: Anna Smith Spark and Adrian TchaikovskyThe Norn Scene from Wagner’s Götterdämmerung Eastercon 2027 in Glasgow: Unconfined Tommy is working on Communications Worldcon bid for 2029 in DublinPicks John: Spirit Island App StoreSteam Alison: Strong Message HereTommy: Sleeper Beach by Nick Harkaway The sequel to Titanium NoirCahokia Jazz by Francis Spufford Credits Cover art: “Norns Weaving the Rope of Fate” by Alison Scott Alt text: John, Alison and Tommy are weaving ropes of fate as norns. The ropes lead to little spools, above their heads, reminiscent of a sculpture called Umbilical by Conrad Shawcross which Alison will explain in more detail in Octothorpe 146. The words “Octothorpe 145” appear at the top, and “Looking forward to Norncon” at the bottom. Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • 144: I Have Opinions on Women
    Sep 25 2025

    John, Alison and Liz watch Dredd (2012).

    An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.

    Content warnings this episode: Justice.

    • Things that happened since we recorded:
      • Going Rogue released an episode about Dredd
      • Taika Waititi is making a Judge Dredd movie
    • Credits
      • Cover art: “Judge Coxon Pain Scale” by Alison Scott
        • Alt text: Six cartoons of John as a Judge from MegaCity One with the Clarke Award logo on his helmet, all of which are identical. Beneath them follows text. 0: NO HURT. 1: HURTS A LITTLE. 2: JUST A FLESH WOUND. 3: MINOR GUNSHOT. 4: BULLET THROUGH GUT. 5: FALL OFF SKYSCRAPER. The JUDGE COXON Pain Scale™. The words “Octothorpe 144” appear at the top of the cover.
      • Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
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    48 mins
  • 143: A Major Movie in the Sand Genre
    Sep 11 2025

    John skips leg day, Alison skips art day, and Liz skips opinions.

    An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.

    Content warnings this episode: None

    • Letters of comment
      • Alan Fleming & David Bamford (email)
        • Eastercon 2027: Unconfined in Glasgow
      • Christopher J Garcia (email)
      • Doug Faunt (Facebook)
      • Fredrik Coulter (Facebook)
      • Jake Casella Brookins (email)
      • Jesi Lipp (Facebook)
      • Meg MacDonald (Facebook)
      • Paul Weimer (Bluesky)
      • Raj (Bluesky)
      • Sari Polvinen (email)
      • Shi Lala (Facebook)
    • Next episode, we are going to watch Dredd!
    • 2025 Worldcon: Seattle
      • Seattle apologised after we recorded
      • The Hugo Awards longlist is now out!
      • Donald E Eastlake III at the MPC
    • 2026 Worldcon: LAcon V in Los Angeles
      • ‪Weyodi OldBear‬: first post, second post
      • Apology from the chair
    • 2027 Worldcon: Montréal
      • Old bid site
      • Jeph Jacques’s Questionable Content
    • Picks
      • John: FlickFleet
        • Eurydice Games
      • Alison: Slay the Spire again
      • Liz: Luminous by Sylvia Park
        • “More Real Than Him”
    • Credits
      • Cover art: “Inside Coverage” by Arthur Thomson
        • Alt text: An abstract, geometric figure stands, their torso through a panel which has various trailing wires. There is a radio or walkie talkie on the floor and a textured background which is also geometric. The words “Octothorpe 143” appear at the top, “Walt Willis” appear at the right, and “Inside Coverage” appear at the bottom.
        • Explanation: This is a previously unused piece of art by Atom (Arthur Thomson), originally intended for a Walt Willis column in Hyphen that never happened. Alison wants to use it as an Octothorpe cover to make Atom eligible for Best Fanzine Cover in the FAAn awards. Except, you know, not.
      • Theme music: “Surf Shimmy” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
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    50 mins
  • 142: A Lot of Double-Sided Bra Tape
    Aug 28 2025

    John is going to have lunch, Lori is going to brunch, and Liz is not hungry?

    An uncorrected transcript of this episode is available here. Please email your letters of comment to comment@octothorpecast.uk, join our Facebook group, and tag @OctothorpeCast (on Bluesky or on Mastodon) when you post about the show on social media.

    Content warnings this episode: Mispronounced names (chapter 4), class structures (chapter 7)

    • Worldcon 2025: Seattle
      • Hugo Awards
        • The ceremony
          • Pronunciations
          • Grigory Lukin
          • Nisi Shawl on Bluesky: first, second
          • K Tempest Bradford on X in 2020: first, second
          • K Tempest Bradford on Bluesky
        • The winners
        • Billy on the Street
          • “For a dollar, name a woman!”
        • Stone Blind by Natalie Haynes
    • Worldcon 2030: Edmonton bid
    • Picks
      • John: The Sentence by Gautam Bhatia
        • The Wall and The Horizon
        • Andrew Openshaw’s review
      • Lori: The Traitor Baru Cormorant by Seth Dickinson
      • Liz: The Friend Zone Experiment by Zen Cho
    • Credits
      • Cover art: “Ceremony Script Revealed” by Alison Scott
        • Alt text: A picture of a book entitled “Hugo Award Pronunciation Guide” written by George R R Martin. The cover design is in the style of the A Song of Ice and Fire series, with an Iron Throne made of Hugo Awards. The words “Octothorpe 142” are at the top in a Game of Thrones-y typeface.
      • Theme music: “Surf Shimmy” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)
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    1 hr and 11 mins