Episodes

  • The Train Attack, Real-Life Heroes!

    The Train Attack, Real-Life Heroes!
    Nov 5 2025
    🚆 The Train Attack, Real-Life Heroes & What Would We Do? This week we’re talking about the shocking train attack — and the heroes who stepped in. Would we be that brave? Suzie reckons she could be a professional street fighter (Mark’s not so sure 👀).
    We also get into the serious side — how different it feels for men vs women walking alone at night — before lightening it up with some holiday chat after our mini break. Which £15 million villa would we buy if money was no object?
    And in Mark’s Bits, the big debate: why do we say wee or pee? 💭
    It’s all here for you — chaos, chat and questionable logic as always.
    #NotAnotherCouplesPodcast #SuzieAndMark #PodcastLife #CouplesChat

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    40 mins
  • Prince Andrew Struck OFF!!

    Prince Andrew Struck OFF!!
    Oct 22 2025
    We’re back with another wild week of Not Another Couples Podcast!
    There’s more Traitors chat — we’re hooked, but honestly… are they dragging it out now? We break down the latest twists, betrayals and dramatic stares.
    In the news, Prince Andrew’s been struck off — cue Suzie and Mark’s unfiltered thoughts (and a few eye-rolls).
    Then Suzie drops her newest obsession: Smellmaxxing. Yep, apparently that’s a thing — and we’re all trying to figure out what on earth it actually means. Perfume? Pheromones? Or just too much Lynx Africa?
    Suzie’s also coming down from a 24-hour live broadcast marathon at Download, complete with post-event exhaustion, while Mark’s shattered after what might be the busiest dream ever recorded.
    Expect plenty of laughs, random tangents, questionable science and the kind of chaotic energy only these two can bring.

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    39 mins
  • Celebrity Traitors!

    Celebrity Traitors!
    Oct 15 2025
    Celebrity Traitors, Awkward HMV Moments & Are We Really “Over 50”?
    Celebrity Traitors has us absolutely hooked – great cast, stunning setting and plenty of drama… but is it dragging on a bit too long? 👀
    Suzie has an awkward blast from the past after bumping into an old colleague from her fitness DVD days (yes, really!) and spots one of her titles in a rather unfortunate spot in HMV… does anyone still have one of Suzie’s DVDs lying around? 😅
    Plus, our Over-50s chat takes a turn – from insurance and holidays to care home adverts already showing up for the over-60s. Surely we’re too young for that?!
    A fun, cheeky, and slightly nostalgic episode — tune in and join the laughter! 🎙️

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    36 mins
  • RaptureTok and Y2K Panic!

    RaptureTok and Y2K Panic!
    Oct 8 2025
    Rapturetok, Y2K Panic & Garden Crack Pipes?! 😳 This week Suzie and Mark dive into the strange world of Rapturetok — yes, TikTok’s end-of-the-world obsession! Who remembers the 2000 tech scare? Where were you when we thought everything would crash? Mark’s in a massive sulk (and Suzie’s not letting him forget it), plus “Mark’s Bits” explores how to pull yourself out of a mental low. There’s a shock twist as Mark comes out as Non-Binary, and a bizarre garden discovery—was it really a crack pipe or something else entirely? Meanwhile, Suzie’s had a last-minute rescue mission to bring Amber home from Uni… all part of the chaos! 🎙 Today’s lesson: Lean into the things you love.

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    33 mins
  • Ryder Cup Chaos!

    Ryder Cup Chaos!
    Oct 1 2025
    Women’s Rugby World Cup winners crowned and Ryder Cup golf serves up pure mayhem and drama… what a sporting weekend!
    University Challenge – can anyone actually answer a question… or even remember what the question was? Do you know anyone who’s been on it?
    Suzie and Mark hit up a fabulous fan-flacking fiftieth birthday bash!
    Mark’s Bits dives into stunted growth and weight training… And yes, Suzie’s Shoutout makes a triumphant return!

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    39 mins
  • Suzie’s Big USA RANT!

    Suzie’s Big USA RANT!
    Sep 24 2025
    Suzie’s had enough — from the orange man’s USA visit, to Gogglebox showcasing Chris Pratt’s garage “organisation” by two screechy women, and even the final Mission Impossible film (no shame there!). Mark brings today’s mantra: “Motion is Lotion” 💭. Together we ask: are we creatures of habit, bound to our daily rituals, or is it just society pressuring us to keep ticking boxes? Maybe we should all be a little more free-spirited…

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    37 mins
  • Protests, Pilates & Gretna Green Weddings

    Protests, Pilates & Gretna Green Weddings
    Sep 17 2025
    This week we’re diving into the chaotic messaging at recent London protests—“Protect our women” followed by chants of “get your tits out for the lads”… make it make sense 🤷‍♀️
    We also talk weddings, including the time Suzie became a random witness at Gretna Green—yes, it’s as bizarre as it sounds 💍😂
    Mark introduces the concept of the Sandwich Generation… which obviously leads to a very important debate: what’s the ultimate sandwich? 🥪 (Spoiler: Mark has strong views.)
    In Mark’s Bits, it’s all about why everyone should be doing Pilates—no exceptions! 💪
    And with uni students back, we reflect on how times have changed… it’s all cutlery talk now, not clubbing! 🥄🍷
    #Protests #GretnaGreen #PilatesForAll #SandwichGeneration #UniversityLife #NotAnotherCouplesPodcast

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    38 mins
  • CEO Scandals

    CEO Scandals
    Sep 10 2025
    We’re back with a bang this week! Another CEO caught on camera behaving badly at the US Open—and the backlash has been wild. We break it all down 🎾📸
    Suzie introduces her brand new alter ego (you’ve been warned), and it’s back to school and work for everyone—summer’s over, folks! 📚👔
    Mark goes in hard on the good, the bad and the ugly of yoga—yep, it gets a bit controversial 🧘‍♂️🔥
    Oh, and we hit up a SHY FX gig at the local carnival… with Suzie’s mum in tow! 🎶💃

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    33 mins