Episodes

  • Joey Barton Given Suspended Jail Sentence!

    Joey Barton Given Suspended Jail Sentence!
    Dec 10 2025
    This week we’re fully leaning into CRIME PODCAST mode as we unpack the absolute chaos that is Joey Barton’s record of fines, fights, scraps, scandals, and the kind of behaviour that would have most people in prison, but somehow he still ended up managing a football team. From violent outbursts to unprovoked attacks, we go through the list and try to work out how on earth this man has lived so many lives without being cast in a Netflix true-crime doc. We also test your pop-culture detective skills: did you catch all the Gavin & Stacey serial-killer name drops? Because once you notice them, you can’t unsee it. And since it’s officially office party season, we talk the messy nights out, the politics of Secret Santa, who cried in the toilets, and the unspoken rules of the photocopier at 1am. We want YOUR wildest office party stories, because we know they’ll be better than ours. Grab a seat, grab a drink, and enjoy the madness

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    40 mins
  • The £50k ‘Good Breeder’ Job That Broke the Internet

    The £50k ‘Good Breeder’ Job That Broke the Internet
    Nov 26 2025
    An eccentric aristocrat is advertising for… a Good Breeder. Yes, really — a wife who can provide him with male heirs! Join us as we dissect his utterly bonkers criteria (helicopter licence = bonus?!) and wonder what Mark would put on his list… Suzie says the whole thing feels very Downton Abbey meets Bridgerton — although she fully expects to host the TV adaptation. Podcast #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #TrueStories #WeirdNews #ViralStories #StrangeButTrue #RidiculousHeadlines #ModernDating #RelationshipChat #DatingDisasters #BridgertonVibes #DowntonAbbeyEnergy #ScandalousStories #TikTokPodcast #TrendingNow #InternetCulture #BritishHumour #WTFStories #WeeklyPodcast

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    36 mins
  • Inside This Year’s Jungle Line-Up! 25 Years of I'm A Celeb!

    Inside This Year’s Jungle Line-Up! 25 Years of I'm A Celeb!
    Nov 19 2025
    I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here is BACK for its 25th series! We’re diving into this year’s lineup, the surprises in store, and a look back at some of the most iconic camp-mate moments — including who earned what in the jungle 👀 Mark unleashes a rant about car insurance that everyone can relate to, while the dogs decide to be high maintenance at the worst possible time, sending Suzie into a full morning rage. It’s fiery, funny, and absolutely chaotic — a properly feisty episode.

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    37 mins
  • The Train Attack, Real-Life Heroes!

    The Train Attack, Real-Life Heroes!
    Nov 5 2025
    🚆 The Train Attack, Real-Life Heroes & What Would We Do? This week we’re talking about the shocking train attack — and the heroes who stepped in. Would we be that brave? Suzie reckons she could be a professional street fighter (Mark’s not so sure 👀).
    We also get into the serious side — how different it feels for men vs women walking alone at night — before lightening it up with some holiday chat after our mini break. Which £15 million villa would we buy if money was no object?
    And in Mark’s Bits, the big debate: why do we say wee or pee? 💭
    It’s all here for you — chaos, chat and questionable logic as always.
    #NotAnotherCouplesPodcast #SuzieAndMark #PodcastLife #CouplesChat

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    40 mins
  • Prince Andrew Struck OFF!!

    Prince Andrew Struck OFF!!
    Oct 22 2025
    We’re back with another wild week of Not Another Couples Podcast!
    There’s more Traitors chat — we’re hooked, but honestly… are they dragging it out now? We break down the latest twists, betrayals and dramatic stares.
    In the news, Prince Andrew’s been struck off — cue Suzie and Mark’s unfiltered thoughts (and a few eye-rolls).
    Then Suzie drops her newest obsession: Smellmaxxing. Yep, apparently that’s a thing — and we’re all trying to figure out what on earth it actually means. Perfume? Pheromones? Or just too much Lynx Africa?
    Suzie’s also coming down from a 24-hour live broadcast marathon at Download, complete with post-event exhaustion, while Mark’s shattered after what might be the busiest dream ever recorded.
    Expect plenty of laughs, random tangents, questionable science and the kind of chaotic energy only these two can bring.

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    39 mins
  • Celebrity Traitors!

    Celebrity Traitors!
    Oct 15 2025
    Celebrity Traitors, Awkward HMV Moments & Are We Really “Over 50”?
    Celebrity Traitors has us absolutely hooked – great cast, stunning setting and plenty of drama… but is it dragging on a bit too long? 👀
    Suzie has an awkward blast from the past after bumping into an old colleague from her fitness DVD days (yes, really!) and spots one of her titles in a rather unfortunate spot in HMV… does anyone still have one of Suzie’s DVDs lying around? 😅
    Plus, our Over-50s chat takes a turn – from insurance and holidays to care home adverts already showing up for the over-60s. Surely we’re too young for that?!
    A fun, cheeky, and slightly nostalgic episode — tune in and join the laughter! 🎙️

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    36 mins
  • RaptureTok and Y2K Panic!

    RaptureTok and Y2K Panic!
    Oct 8 2025
    Rapturetok, Y2K Panic & Garden Crack Pipes?! 😳 This week Suzie and Mark dive into the strange world of Rapturetok — yes, TikTok’s end-of-the-world obsession! Who remembers the 2000 tech scare? Where were you when we thought everything would crash? Mark’s in a massive sulk (and Suzie’s not letting him forget it), plus “Mark’s Bits” explores how to pull yourself out of a mental low. There’s a shock twist as Mark comes out as Non-Binary, and a bizarre garden discovery—was it really a crack pipe or something else entirely? Meanwhile, Suzie’s had a last-minute rescue mission to bring Amber home from Uni… all part of the chaos! 🎙 Today’s lesson: Lean into the things you love.

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    33 mins
  • Ryder Cup Chaos!

    Ryder Cup Chaos!
    Oct 1 2025
    Women’s Rugby World Cup winners crowned and Ryder Cup golf serves up pure mayhem and drama… what a sporting weekend!
    University Challenge – can anyone actually answer a question… or even remember what the question was? Do you know anyone who’s been on it?
    Suzie and Mark hit up a fabulous fan-flacking fiftieth birthday bash!
    Mark’s Bits dives into stunted growth and weight training… And yes, Suzie’s Shoutout makes a triumphant return!

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    39 mins