Episodes

  • All The Rage: The Anger Special
    Oct 31 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin present an "anger special", as they speak to NonCensored's very own social media editor Benjamin Closetabs about how and why he makes the clips you see on TikTok and Instagram; The Telegraph's Northern Correspondent Siobhan Connery returns to the show, live from X: The Everything App, to update us on the imminent civil war; and Eshaan Akbar rates the non-apologies for Reform MP Sarah Pochin's comments about seeing non-white faces in adverts.


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    Thanks to Gillian, who signed up to Patreon.com/NonCensored this week. They'll receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as bonus segments, such as this week's interview with paranormal podcaster Robin Dannies, and bonus podcasts, such as this month's Time For Questions, out this week.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Thomas Mayo, Bethany Black, Cody Dahler and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.


    Eshaan is recording his next special on the 16th November at Top Secret in Covent Garden: get tickets here.


    Bethany would like you to subscribe to her TikTok account.


    Thomas is part of Shoot From The Hip, an impro team who do loads of stuff - check out their website for dates and videos and livestreams.


    Cody has a podcast called The Truth (In My Opinion), and it's excellent. He's also on Instagram.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production.

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    34 mins
  • The Big One Five Oh
    Oct 24 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon takes a look back at some of the highlights of the first 150 episodes of NonCensored, as selected by our Patreons. Yes, we said "first" 150 episodes. Consider that a warning AND a promise.


    Featuring: Sir Keir Starmer, Nadine Dorries & Ben Houchen, Jonathan Gullis, South Central Thames Water CEO Sir Douglas Brown, publisher Helen Penguin, disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit, billionaire bio-hacker Hersh Ravensfold, Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu, Rachel Parris, and Royal Correspondent Nichola Witchell.


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    Thanks to our Patreons for helping to support NonCensored. If you enjoy what we do, you can sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored for four pounds a month, and in return you'll get every episode early and without ads, plus every segment in video as well as bonus segments and bonus podcasts. For eight pounds you'll get access to The Editorial Meeting, weekly bonus behind-the scenes podcast where we discuss what to put into the show.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Ed Morrish, and all our contributors over the last three and a bit years.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.


    Eshaan is recording his next special on the 16th November at Top Secret in Covent Garden: get tickets here.


    Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Donald Trump: Peace Artist
    Oct 17 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin celebrate Donald Trump's inevitable Nobel Peace Prize win by checking in with NonCensored's network of foreign correspondents to see how his peacemaking ability is viewed around the world; we hear from former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher on the allegations that she was no Iron Lady; and Eshaan Akbar has an aitch oh tee ay en dee es pee aye see why take about English.


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    Thanks to Rohan and Ankya, who both signed up to Patreon.com/NonCensored this week. They'll receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as bonus segments such as this week's interview with "thought leader" Simon Sinnamon, and they're making it possible for us to pay our guests.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Cody Dahler, Will Sebag Montefiore, Athena Kugblenu, Joz Norris and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.


    Eshaan is recording his next special on the 16th November at Top Secret in Covent Garden: get tickets here.


    Cody has a podcast called The Truth (In My Opinion), and it's excellent.


    Will has an award-winning podcast called Legitimate Likes.


    Athena has a book for kids out called History's Most Epic Fibs, and we cannot recommend it too highly


    Joz is hosting another night of his short-form experimental comedy night Eggbox at the Pleasance in London on the 4th November, and tickets are available here.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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    42 mins
  • Make Britian Grate Again
    Oct 10 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Kemi Badenoch, who explains what she means by "integration"; we hear from Ethan Jablowski, from Kent's version DOGE, on how it's going now that Reform are in control of the council there; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about how to make animals more patrotic.


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    Sign up to our Patreon at Patreon.com/NonCensored to receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as bonus segments such as this week's interview with an alleged war criminal, as well as making it possible for us to pay our guests.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Kelechi Okafor, Lucas Jefcoate, Joz Norris and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender and is recording his next special on the 16th November at Top Secret in Covent Garden: get tickets here.


    Kelechi can be found on Instagram and on her website. Her debut novel is out now!


    Find out Lucas's live dates, including London on the 9th November and Brighton on the 16th November, at his website.


    Joz is hosting another night of his short-form experimental comedy night Eggbox at the Pleasance in London on the 4th November, and tickets are available here.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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    36 mins
  • If You Want To Be British, Speak Better Than A Brummie
    Oct 2 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood, who explains the new requirements for migrants seeking leave to remain in the UK; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about the masculinity needed for modern warfare; and the agent of an AI actor, Sylvie Tootoo, explains why actors and improvisers are awful and need to be replaced.


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    Sign up to our Patreon at Patreon.com/NonCensored to receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as bonus podcasts such as this week's Time For Questions, where we and special guest Sir Keir Starmer answer your questions, as well as making it possible for us to pay our guests.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Shazia Mirza, Davina Bentley, Joz Norris and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Shazia is going on tour later this year and has a memoir, A Dutiful Daughter, coming out next year. For more information on both, visit her website.


    Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.


    Joz is hosting another night of his short-form experimental comedy night Eggbox at the Pleasance in London on the 4th November, and tickets are available here.


    Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    35 mins
  • The Possibility Of A Paddle
    Sep 26 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Ed Davey, who explains why the Lib Dems have moved beyond silly, fun stunts, into impassioned liberal politics; we interview A Swan about the rumours that they are being eaten by asylum seekers; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about going to Saudi Arabia to do stand-up.


    If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have won: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey


    Thank you to Stuart Pomfrett, who signed up to our Patreon last week at Patreon.com/NonCensored. They'll now receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as bonus podcasts such as next week's Time For Questions, and bonus segments to the regular podcast such as out extended interview with Sir Keir Starmer, as well as making it possible for us to pay our guests.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Rufus Hound, Ralph Jones, Joz Norris and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Ralph is hosting the last ever performance of his improv show Criminal at the Hoopla in London on the 15th October, where guests will include Ruth Bratt and Suki Webster. Tickets are available here.


    Joz is hosting another night of his short-form experimental comedy night Eggbox at the Pleasance in London on the 4th November, and tickets are available here.


    Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.

    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    39 mins
  • An Absolute State Visit
    Sep 19 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Phyllida Pomp, the events planner who arranged President Trump's historic second state visit; we speak to to a member of the Free Speech Union, Harold Spock, for their reaction to Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air; and Eshaan Akbar reports live from the Unite The Kingdom march.


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    Thank you to Kevin Worrall, who signed up to our Patreon last week at Patreon.com/NonCensored. They'll now receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast, as well as making it possible for us to pay our guests. We'll be doing a Time For Questions on Tuesday 23rd, so sign up before then to get your question to us. (They would normally get video, too, but the producer accidentally deleted it this week.)


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Elf Lyons, Will Sebag-Montefiore and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with his show, Buffy ReVamped.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Will has an AWARD-WINNING podcast called Legitimate Likes that you can listen to here, and he does sketches on Instagram.


    Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    45 mins
  • The Future Of Politics: 10am Sambuca Shots
    Sep 12 2025

    Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Steven Belm, the civil servant who provided David Lammy with official advice about genocide; Eshaan Akbar's has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the National Television Awards; and Political Editor Chris Builder looks back at last week's Reform Party conference - or, at least, what he can remember about it!


    If you don't fill in this survey, the terrorists have won: http://bit.ly/noncensored-survey


    Thank you to Gerry O'Boyle, who signed up to our Patreon last week at Patreon.com/NonCensored. They'll now receive every episode early and without adverts, as well as every segment in video (if the technology works) and and bonus podcasts and bonus segments to the regular podcast, as well as making it possible for us to pay our guests. We'll be doing a Time For Questions on Tuesday 23rd, so sign up before then to get your question to us.


    With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Nathaniel Tapley, Gareth Gwynn and Ed Morrish.


    Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.


    Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.


    Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.


    Nathaniel has nothing to promote but his Bluesky account.


    Gareth Gwynn co-hosts the excellent nostalgia podcast I'm So Not Over It with Esyllt "Henny Ffairground" Sears.


    Ed also produces P.O.V., a sketch show that features a lot of NonCensored regulars, which is all on BBC Sounds now, and Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show.


    Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass.


    NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    35 mins