“the british came and fucking creamed us” pretty much sums up the week in sports. between micah parsons’ dramatic dallas return, the bad bunny super bowl halftime show backlash, and the ryder cup heartbreak, we’re coping the only way we know how: mid takes, unsolicited opinions, and and a brutally honest “he’s a 10 but…” session that might ruin your roster. from fake lashes in leadership (looking at you, cathy engelbert) to the eternal question of why men insist on wearing onclouds in the club, no one is safe. pour a glass, open the group chat, and get ready for another round of chaos, laughs, and very serious sports takes.

the girls are back in the swing of things -- reporting the hard-hitting sports news, breaking down questionable sports analogies that maybe need to go back to the drawing board, and crafting their perfect fall starter packs. rest assured: only one glass of wine was consumed this week (not three bottles), so it’s a little less chaotic and a little more structured, but still packed with the same off-the-cuff takes everyone’s dying to hear!

"okay guys, we're back. did you miss us? cause we missed you," -- kim k -- name three players. you heard it here first; the hiatus is over and the girls are back in the studio ready to talk some serious shi-, i mean sports! they're the same NTP, just a little less structured and a little more unhinged. they're getting back into the swing of things with some much needed life updates and a few hot sports takes.