We investigate how a combined Meg-Jason Statham fusion would work as a pet and almost manage to make a coherent episode:

• Can you milk a cow shark?
• How exactly, do you grind cheese?
• Can you use Jason Stratham as a grinder?

And yes, we pronounce Jason Statham's name with an R because I once heard someone say it like that on the radio once and it got glued in my brain. It's science. Statham science. 

Also - OverLondon our comic-fantasy-whodunnit is available at our website, OverLondon.net!

We delve into the awful cult movie The VelociPastor and answer all of the questions:

• What use is a were-dinosaur at a children's party?
• How cheap was the crappy dinosaur costume?
• Is China in Pennsylvania or Pittsburgh?
• What does a montage taste like?

We're back! Season 2 baybee!

We kick off with the highly contested, Oscar the Grouch... yes, we'll do a proper monster next time I promise.

Anyway - we ask the real questions:

• Is his can nuclear powered?
• Is he a rent-controlled defense against gentrification?
• Is his girlfriend comfortable with his pachyderm polyamory?
• Can we evict him and clean up the Pacific Ocean?
• Do puppets breathe, or only when you're not watching?
• Would you buy animal-people-leather??

And remember: What happens in the can, stays in the can.