Episodes

  • Moto PG 162: All The Different Flavoured Lubes

    Moto PG 162: All The Different Flavoured Lubes
    May 13 2025
    When you put the word 'French' in front of other words (like 'sex' or 'kissing' or 'fries') magic happens. But when. you put it in front of the sentence 'victory in their home Moto GP for the first time in history' things go to a whole other level. Johann Zarco became an instant national hero when he made history as the first French rider to win the premiere class at Le Mans and the team at The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe are here for all of it. Boris, Tug and Freido are joined by special in studio guest Pete Vorst of Compass Expeditions as they break down one of the most memorable race wins in years. There's also Boris' poem (an ode to Zarco), Freido's horoscope (also about Zarco...there's a pattern emerging here) and the 'Simone Flatterson Man Boobs and Grid Girl Critique' (which isn't about Zarco but is still magnificent) and the rest of the puerile nonsense you've come to expect from these three reprobates. Hit the play button and enjoy the gloriousness of it. It will make you laugh, it will make you cry and it it will make you irresistably attractive to the opposite sex. You've been warned.
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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • Moto PG 161: Franky's Lady Parts Are Bruised

    Moto PG 161: Franky's Lady Parts Are Bruised
    Apr 29 2025
    Franky's lady parts are bruised? Seriously? Yes people, THIS is the level of analysis you can expect from The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. And that's some of the best of it. Regular listeners already know this, of course, but if you're new around here stay with us because somehow, it actually makes sense. The best way to find out how it manages that is to press play but don't do that until AFTER you buy one or all of Borrie's books. You can get them at Shock'n'Awe (https://www.shocknawe.com.au) but if you don't feel your'e making a significant enough contribution by doing that then head over to Patreon and give us more money, every month, by signing up for the Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG). Oh, and don't forget to press play. Off you go now. IMPORTANT: Below you will find a list of our sponsors. We expect you to support them by buying stuff from them. This is a team game and we've done out part, time for you to do yours. NEW SPONSOR ALERT: PRESTIGE MOTORBIKE TRANSPORT (http://www.prestigemotorbiketransport.com.au). Clink the link or call Paul on 0499 222 500 TRACK ACTION RIDE DAYS (https://www.trackaction.com.au/) ​ AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fWr4t6vDftgfCxcIM-wrAZPgbvnPrTTf4RRKS7r5SxGwpgtj_LZTLgaAphVEALw_wcB) ​ MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) ​ MIG MOTORRAD & HELD AUSTRALIA (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) ​ SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) ​ SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fV4WwUbrkAVVKzRfcHbvUMG_P8Db5yG6fpoZhJS9MEK22qFJuMblZ4aAm2cEALw_wcB) ​ GREY GUM INTERNATIONAL CAFÉ (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com.au/) ​ MOTOTCYCLE TYRE OUTLET (https://www.motorcycletyreoutlet.com.au/) ​ BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) ​ CFMOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) ​ HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fVMFul6rhQgzL7wZ2bA-662ku7DlytkzYx5zw2T4YQthjQmEcp1JGkaAgVfEALw_wcB) COMPASS EXPEDITIONS (https://compassexpeditions.com/)
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    2 hrs and 15 mins
  • Moto PG 160: "Put Those Silver Hot Pants on B***h"

    Moto PG 160: "Put Those Silver Hot Pants on B***h"
    Apr 15 2025
    One Marquez taunting Borrie by winning everything is painful but two of them in the mix? Somebody might get hurt. A weekend of some of the best 'men riding motorcycles fast in 2025' means a Wednesday of 'The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe' with LOTS to talk about. Yes, Borrie is upset but as all professionals do he makes the difficult look easy by tackling the Marquez issue head on. He even wrote a poem about it. It's so good he had to 'apologise to all humanity' in advance. Also, Freido's horoscope checks Jorge Martin's astro charts (it doesn't look good) and the Simone Flatterson Gird Girl Critique and Man Boob Care segment finds Qatar 'disappointing'. There's more, but why would you need it? Just press play and listen for yourself. And while you're at it show your appreciation by buying Borrie's excellent books here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au) and also signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) . IMPORTANT: Below you will find a list of our sponsors. We expect you to support them by buying stuff from them. This is a team game and we've done out part, time for you to do yours. ​ TRACK ACTION RIDE DAYS (https://www.trackaction.com.au/) ​ AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fWr4t6vDftgfCxcIM-wrAZPgbvnPrTTf4RRKS7r5SxGwpgtj_LZTLgaAphVEALw_wcB) ​ MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) ​ MIG MOTORRAD & HELD AUSTRALIA (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) ​ SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) ​ SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fV4WwUbrkAVVKzRfcHbvUMG_P8Db5yG6fpoZhJS9MEK22qFJuMblZ4aAm2cEALw_wcB) ​ GREY GUM INTERNATIONAL CAFÉ (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com.au/) ​ MOTOTCYCLE TYRE OUTLET (https://www.motorcycletyreoutlet.com.au/) ​ BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) ​ CFMOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) ​ HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fVMFul6rhQgzL7wZ2bA-662ku7DlytkzYx5zw2T4YQthjQmEcp1JGkaAgVfEALw_wcB) COMPASS EXPEDITIONS (https://compassexpeditions.com/)
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    2 hrs
  • Moto PG 159: He Looks Like a Busted Violet Crumble

    Moto PG 159: He Looks Like a Busted Violet Crumble
    Apr 1 2025
    Trump in the White House, Elon Musk running Doge and Alex Marquez leading the Moto GP championship? These are, indeed, chaotic times. But never fear, the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe is here to make sense of it all as Boris, Tugs and Freido break down the bizarre weekend that was the Grand Prix of the Americas. The boys also solve listener problems in the new Dear Bitches segment plus there's plenty of the usual nonsense wth Freido's Horoscope, Borrie's Poem and some smug 'We Told You So' offerings. It's hard to believe sometimes that we give this stuff away for free so do your bit to change that by signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew and/or buying one or all of Borrie's books. This is a win/win because you get to give us money and we get to keep it. Clever, eh? But enough of this, hit the play button now and revel in the madness of episode 159 of the Moto PG Podcast. IMPORTANT: Below you will find a list of our sponsors. We expect you to support them by buying stuff from them. This is a team game and we've done out part, time for you to do yours. COMPASS EXPEDITIONS (https://compassexpeditions.com/) TRACK ACTION RIDE DAYS (https://www.trackaction.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fWr4t6vDftgfCxcIM-wrAZPgbvnPrTTf4RRKS7r5SxGwpgtj_LZTLgaAphVEALw_wcB) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MIG MOTORRAD & HELD AUSTRALIA (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fV4WwUbrkAVVKzRfcHbvUMG_P8Db5yG6fpoZhJS9MEK22qFJuMblZ4aAm2cEALw_wcB) GREY GUM INTERNATIONAL CAFÉ (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com.au/) MOTOTCYCLE TYRE OUTLET (https://www.motorcycletyreoutlet.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) CFMOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fVMFul6rhQgzL7wZ2bA-662ku7DlytkzYx5zw2T4YQthjQmEcp1JGkaAgVfEALw_wcB)
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    2 hrs and 4 mins
  • Moto PG 158: Like a Lava Lamp With Legs

    Moto PG 158: Like a Lava Lamp With Legs
    Mar 18 2025
    So, people, what did we learn from Argentina? Anything? Apart from things we already knew like Marc Marquez intending to personally torture Boris all year by winning everything all the time, that Senna Agius is REALLY hard to find a decent nickname for or that Baby Jeebus must surely find a new home soon for his extraordinary talent. It's hard to say. And after you listen to this you will still be no closer to an answer. But on the up side, you will get to hear Borrie's poem, Friedo's horoscope and some fun new sound effects. So there's that. Of course, if you sign up for our Patreon Pit Crew your life will improve immeasurably (as will ours) because we will take the money you give us and use it to buy beer and other fun stuff. A true win/win. Enjoy. Below you will find a list of our sponsors. We expect you to support them by buying stuff from them. This is a team game and we've done out part, time for you to do yours. HARLEY-DAVIDSON (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html?gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fVMFul6rhQgzL7wZ2bA-662ku7DlytkzYx5zw2T4YQthjQmEcp1JGkaAgVfEALw_wcB) COMPASS EXPEDITIONS (https://compassexpeditions.com/) TRACK ACTION RIDE DAYS (https://www.trackaction.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fWr4t6vDftgfCxcIM-wrAZPgbvnPrTTf4RRKS7r5SxGwpgtj_LZTLgaAphVEALw_wcB) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MIG MOTORRAD & HELD AUSTRALIA (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT OCEANIA (https://sc-project.com.au/) SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwm7q-BhDRARIsACD6-fV4WwUbrkAVVKzRfcHbvUMG_P8Db5yG6fpoZhJS9MEK22qFJuMblZ4aAm2cEALw_wcB) GREY GUM INTERNATIONAL CAFÉ (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com.au/) MOTOTCYCLE TYRE OUTLET (https://www.motorcycletyreoutlet.com.au/) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) CFMOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/)
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    2 hrs
  • Moto PG 157: If Nobody Sees Will You Still Care?

    Moto PG 157: If Nobody Sees Will You Still Care?
    Mar 4 2025
    The racing's back (mercifully) which means there should be something meaningful to talk about on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. But if you've been here before you know that's not how we roll so instead you will be getting the usual juvenile humour, poorly thought out analysis and a healthy dose of profanity. Thank god some things never change!. So sign up for th Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) (code for 'give us money') and enjoy! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make great gifts, and it helps him to feed his family. If he can feed his family he tends not to rob people. All four of his masterpieces are here (https://www.shocknawe.com.au/)… • Compass Expeditions (https://compassexpeditions.com/) ​ SAVIC MOTORCYCLES (https://www.savicmotorcycles.com/) CF MOTO (https://www.cfmoto.com.au/) AMX SUPERSTORES (https://www.amxsuperstores.com.au) MONGREL BOOTS (https://www.mongrelboots.com.au/) MADE IN GERMANY (https://www.migmotorrad.com.au/) SC-PROJECT (https://sc-project.com.au/) Harley Davidson (https://www.harley-davidson.com/au/en/index.html) BMW MOTORRAD (https://www.bmw-motorrad.com.au/en/home.html#/filter-all) • Grey Gums Cafe (https://greyguminternationalcafe.com/) • Simon Crafar's Riders For Dogs (https://www.facebook.com/p/Riders-For-Dogs-100093614162628/?paipv=0&eav=AfaTLpwgAXgkNJn0H4pewS10dMuN4GuDt4_g2hVdTu35PkAACM4hlblVNyQn8lyl-j4&_rdr) Facebook Page
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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • Moto PG 156: No Such Thing as Pointless Masturbation

    Moto PG 156: No Such Thing as Pointless Masturbation
    Feb 11 2025
    Ladyboys, Gaza Strippers and some pointless masturbation...it can all mean only one thing. That's right bitches, The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe is back for 2025 with a bunch of new segments but the same three lunatics at the helm. Find out what's new for the show for 2025 while enjoying some old favourites like We Told You So and Borrie's poem. Plus, why signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) is the correct life choice to make. It's the same madness it's always been but with some new music. Marketing 101, people. If you haven't pressed 'play' yet you may do so now. Did we mention you can join out Patreon Pit crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG)? It's very profitable (for us, not you).
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Indian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Mat Mladin

    Indian Summer Sessions Moto PG Podcast: Mat Mladin
    Jan 28 2025
    Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ourselves.
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    46 mins