Step aside charcuterie boards, the true connoisseur knows that the finest pairing for a glass of wine is not cheese, but the vulva. From the crisp minerality of a Sauvignon Blanc that “opens up” citrus notes like a freshly waxed bikini line, to the deep, earthy complexity of a Pinot Noir that whispers, “yes, it’s organic”, the possibilities are endless. Morning Roasts dives into the world of wine and vulvas, because sometimes the best bouquet isn’t in the glass, it’s between the thighs.

In this episode of Morning Roasts, we dive into Hollywood’s latest shake-ups, starting with Sophie Turner stepping into the boots of Lara Croft. We break down Sydney Sweeney’s ballerina-inspired ad and chat about the rise of exercises like Elevate, pilates, and yoga for building a strong, athletic body. Then it’s off to the wild west of Counter Strike lobbies, where fragile feelings are getting roasted harder than the players. And to wrap it all up, we tackle James Gunn’s big announcement about Man of Tomorrow and what it means for the DC universe.

On this episode of An Extra Shot, a Japanese elderly grandmother thought she had found love among the stars — only to discover she’d been scammed by a so-called “astronaut” who needed money to buy oxygen whilst in space. From fake space missions to bogus love letters, this wild story shows how far scammers will go to tug on heartstrings and wallets

On today’s menu we chew on KFC dropping jellybeans nobody asked for, the wild tennis moment where Camille gave a kid his hat only for some shameless adult to snatch it away, a poor dude getting his PayPal banned after buying way too many minotaur “milking” novels, and the cozy chaos of the brand-new Stardew Valley update. From fried chicken candy to farm life therapy, we’ve got you covered.

On today's Extra Shot, we’re digging into the viral TikTok about the girl who pulled up with a full spread of Mexican food, only to get ghosted. 🌮💔 We break down the tragic comedy of love, tacos, and wasted guac—plus whether bringing enchiladas counts as too much, too soon, or the ultimate power move.

Morning Roasts is brewing hot takes today! Travis Kelce finally put a ring on Taylor Swift, sending Swifties and NFL fans into a frenzy louder than the Super Bowl halftime show. Meanwhile, Cracker Barrel is crawling back to its old logo like nothing happened because apparently, pancakes taste better with nostalgia. In Marvel land, Chris Evans is juggling new roles like a multiverse circus act, while Deadpool, Spider-Man, and Jackie Chan are teaming up for Brand New Day, a crossover nobody saw coming but everyone secretly wants. It’s chaos, comedy, and coffee all in one shot.

Today’s Morning Roasts An Extra Shot takes a turn south literally as we dive into the bizarre world of Scrotox. Yes, apparently people are now injecting Botox where the sun doesn’t shine to smooth out wrinkles and… make things ‘hang better’? We break down the who, the why, and the ‘wait… people actually PAY for this?!’ Plus, we ask the only question that matters: is this the peak of modern medicine or just the dumbest flex money can buy?

On today's Morning Roasts, we dive into the latest Hogwarts gossip with fresh images of the Weasleys from the upcoming Harry Potter show, and let’s just say opinions are as split as a Sorting Hat on laundry day. Then, we weigh the eternal debate: is backing into a parking spot the move of a tactical genius or just an obnoxious flex? Plus, Cracker Barrel is quietly tweaking its classic logo—so naturally we’re overanalyzing it like it’s the Da Vinci Code. And finally, we react to the Gamescom reveals: the spooky chills of Resident Evil: Requiem and the blocky brilliance of LEGO Batman. Magic, mayhem, and mild parking lot aggression...today’s roast has it all.