Step aside charcuterie boards, the true connoisseur knows that the finest pairing for a glass of wine is not cheese, but the vulva. From the crisp minerality of a Sauvignon Blanc that “opens up” citrus notes like a freshly waxed bikini line, to the deep, earthy complexity of a Pinot Noir that whispers, “yes, it’s organic”, the possibilities are endless. Morning Roasts dives into the world of wine and vulvas, because sometimes the best bouquet isn’t in the glass, it’s between the thighs.

In this episode of Morning Roasts, we dive into Hollywood’s latest shake-ups, starting with Sophie Turner stepping into the boots of Lara Croft. We break down Sydney Sweeney’s ballerina-inspired ad and chat about the rise of exercises like Elevate, pilates, and yoga for building a strong, athletic body. Then it’s off to the wild west of Counter Strike lobbies, where fragile feelings are getting roasted harder than the players. And to wrap it all up, we tackle James Gunn’s big announcement about Man of Tomorrow and what it means for the DC universe.

On this episode of An Extra Shot, a Japanese elderly grandmother thought she had found love among the stars — only to discover she’d been scammed by a so-called “astronaut” who needed money to buy oxygen whilst in space. From fake space missions to bogus love letters, this wild story shows how far scammers will go to tug on heartstrings and wallets