In this bright and tangy episode of The Mixed Monk Podcast, Brother Horacio champions the bold, tropical punch of lime while Brother Hugo defends lemon’s refined, sunlit elegance. From ancient trade routes to modern chocolate pairings, the monks spar, sip, and squeeze their way toward citrus harmony—proving that whether you zest at sunrise or sunset, life’s better with a twist.

In this spirited episode of The Mixed Monk Podcast, Brother Horacio and Brother Hugo engage in a playful brew-off: coffee vs. tea. Horacio champions the bold, chaotic magic of coffee—"thunder in a cup"—while Hugo extols the elegant subtlety of tea—"a sonnet in a cup." From goat-fueled coffee legends to meditative tea rituals, they explore the origins, flavors, and philosophies behind each beverage. Ultimately, they find harmony in the blend, proving there’s room in the monastery for both bean and leaf. Brew boldly, steep with soul!

Brother Hugo confesses his undying love for strawberry cheesecake, while Brother Horacio reluctantly investigates its suspiciously divine power. From ancient origins to modern cream cheese miracles, the monks debate whether it’s dessert or theology—complete with wine, bourbon, and espresso pairings.

Verdict: Sacred indulgence.

Blessing: Crust be with you.