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If you're from Miami, you know Valentine's Day is when the rosters get filtered out. In this episode, I'm breaking down the Valentine's gift guide for situationships—why Latinas need those giant teddy bears to flex on social media, how Miami's dating scene is basically hypergamy versus polyamory creating nothing but one-night stands and situationships, and my controversial Valentine's gift suggestion for the ladies: accountability.

(00:00) Welcome Back: Situationships & Valentine’s in Miami(00:35) Miami Dating Math: 80% Situationships, 20% Relationships(01:25) Big Gifts, Bigger Flex: How to Survive the Roster Cut(03:51) Attention Economy Romance: Mystery Bouquets & Social Media Signals(05:28) Evolve or Get Left: Adapting to Miami’s Dating Culture(06:08) Hypergamy vs Polyamory: Why Situationships Thrive Here(08:40) Valentine’s Gift Guide Rule: Don’t Buy Re-Giftable Lingerie(09:21) Ladies’ “Gift” Suggestion: Accountability & The Apology Call(12:34) Wrap-Up + Show Dates, Membership, and Where to Find Manny

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In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, I break down how flex culture in Miami has officially hit its ceiling and what happens when attention stops rewarding the same old, same old.

We talk about influencers chasing dopamine, clout turning into evidence, and why the city keeps pushing people to go further just to feel something. It’s raw commentary, and honest observations about the Miami lifestyle, the addiction, and the line nobody realizes they’ve crossed until engagement becomes courtroom evidence.

(00:00) Introduction and Welcome

(00:07) Trending Topics in Miami

(01:18) The Obsession with Attention

(03:07) The First Amendment and Controversy

(05:11) The Dopamine Business in Miami

(07:56) A Positive Spin on Attention

(10:42) Conclusion and Upcoming Shows

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In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, we break down a very Miami-specific phenomenon, the kind of robberies that do not involve masks, weapons, or force, just flirting, comfort, and bad decisions.

Inspired by recent Miami news headlines, we riff on how money, nightlife, alcohol, and emotional vulnerability collide in this city, why there is no legal term for being seduced into giving everything away, and how “seductive robbery” plays out in dating, partying, strip clubs, and relationships.

It’s satirical, blunt, and painfully relatable, mixing humor, pop culture references, and real-life cautionary advice about living a more normal life in the city.

(00:00) Introduction and Podcast Welcome(00:23) Miami's Unique Robbery Problem(01:28) The Art of Seductive Robbery(02:46) Precautions for Men in Miami(03:44) Living a Low-Key Life(07:16) The Strip Club Phenomenon(11:28) Personal Anecdotes and Advice(13:43) Conclusion and Show Announcements

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In this episode, we riff on why Miami energy doesn’t move for weather, it moves for culture, opportunity, and vibes, and how that same logic somehow makes Greenland the funniest and weirdest next chapter.

This episode breaks down overcrowding, optics, money, migration, and Miami hustle logic in a way that’s hilarious, sharp, and uncomfortably accurate, mixing real-world headlines with pure Miami imagination.

You’ll laugh, you’ll question reality a little, and you’ll walk away seeing Miami, and the rest of the world, in a healthy relationship towards the future.

(00:00) Introduction and Opening Remarks

(00:09) Comedy and Online Personas

(00:57) Greenland: The New Frontier

(03:13) Miami Culture in Greenland

(05:31) Greenland to Miami: A Cultural Exchange

(11:59) Upcoming Miami Comedy Shows

(12:38) Conclusion and Community Updates

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This episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast is a funny, honest breakdown of where Miami is headed and why living here feels like being smart enough to see the patterns but wild enough to enjoy them anyway.

We riff on UM football culture and mascots, quiet money vs loud money, Doral rising while Brickell exhausts itself, downtown turning into a real nightlife strip again, nightlife getting repetitive, food trends shifting beyond tacos and burgers, and why micro-influencers and community builders are shaping the next version of Miami.

It’s relaxed, observational, self-aware comedy for people who get the city and still choose the lifestyle.

(00:00) What Does CFP Even Mean? UM Football and Mascot Energy
(01:26) My 2026 Miami Bingo Card(02:05) Doral’s Quiet Money Era(08:02) Why Downtown Might Actually Be Fun Again(10:06) Miami Nightlife Is Tired and It Knows It(13:04) We’ve Hit Taco, Pizza, Burger Saturation(15:07) Late-Night Desserts That Don’t Ruin Tomorrow(17:11) The Future Influencer Isn’t Famous, They’re Useful(19:15) Final Thoughts, Live Podcast, and Comedy Shows

For upcoming comedy shows, live podcasts, and everything we’re building in Miami, head to miamicomedy.comThis episode is a funny, honest look at how to keep your life together while living in Miami, a place designed to distract you. We break down why pulling up is expensive and staying home is compound interest, how boredom is secretly a flex, why rush hour kills productivity, and how discipline actually works for people who can see the matrix and still enjoy living in it. If you’ve been in Miami long enough to see it change, or you moved here and quickly realized self-improvement hits different in this city, this one will feel uncomfortably familiar in the best way.(00:00) Introduction and New Year's Resolutions in Miami

(01:53) The Miami Exit Strategy

(03:35) The Calendar Exit Strategy

(05:27) The Pre-Exit Compliment

(07:01) The Parking Commitment Test

(08:13) Becoming a Morning Person

(11:42) The Power of Do Not Disturb

(13:35) Muting Social Media Temptations

(15:26) The Power of Balance in Spending

(19:05) Embracing Boredom to Save Money

(20:51) Home Gym and Walking Pad Benefits

(23:38) Experimenting with Sobriety

(27:25) Live Show Information

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In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, I make the case that last-minute Christmas gifts are actually the most considerate gifts you can give. We break down why Miami runs on last-minute reasoning, why pressure creates better decision making, and how showing up late is still better than not showing up at all. I riff on the most underrated last-minute gifts, food, cash, gift cards, Bitcoin, and lottery tickets, and explain how each one is secretly thoughtful if you frame it right. This episode is for anyone who waited too long, panicked responsibly, and still wants credit for trying.

(00:00) Miami Runs on Last Minute Energy
(01:01) Why Panic Gifts Are Actually More Thoughtful
(02:51) Last Minute Gift #1: Feed Them and Disappear
(06:50) Last Minute Gift #2: Cash, the Adult Toy
(09:14) Last Minute Gift #3: Gift Cards and Relationship Tests
(13:24) Last Minute Gift #4: Bitcoin and False Financial Confidence
(15:54) Last Minute Gift #5: Lottery Tickets and Shared Delusion
(19:34) Wrapping It Up and What We’ve Got Coming Next