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In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, I make the case that last-minute Christmas gifts are actually the most considerate gifts you can give. We break down why Miami runs on last-minute reasoning, why pressure creates better decision making, and how showing up late is still better than not showing up at all. I riff on the most underrated last-minute gifts, food, cash, gift cards, Bitcoin, and lottery tickets, and explain how each one is secretly thoughtful if you frame it right. This episode is for anyone who waited too long, panicked responsibly, and still wants credit for trying.

(00:00) Miami Runs on Last Minute Energy
(01:01) Why Panic Gifts Are Actually More Thoughtful
(02:51) Last Minute Gift #1: Feed Them and Disappear
(06:50) Last Minute Gift #2: Cash, the Adult Toy
(09:14) Last Minute Gift #3: Gift Cards and Relationship Tests
(13:24) Last Minute Gift #4: Bitcoin and False Financial Confidence
(15:54) Last Minute Gift #5: Lottery Tickets and Shared Delusion
(19:34) Wrapping It Up and What We’ve Got Coming Next

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This episode breaks down why Miami secretly needs corruption to stay Miami. From Vice City vibes to Bitcoin mayors to politicians doing “honest” crime with a wink, we explore how the corruption gives the city its identity and why a wholesome Miami would be the most boring plot twist of all.

(00:00) Warming Up the Mic
(00:22) Why Miami's Corruption Is Our Signature Sazón
(02:31) The Daily Entertainment of Watching This City Misbehave
(06:43) How Miami Treated COVID Like a Side Quest
(08:29) Can Miami Survive If We Clean Up Our Act?
(15:34) A Quick Detour Into the Comedy We Create Weekly
(17:10) Closing Rants and Your Invitation to Pull Up

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This week’s episode dives into another year for Art Basel season in Miami, where the city turns into one giant obstacle course of traffic, wristbands, fake VIPs, and people who somehow sneak into places you didn’t even know existed.

We go live and we break down why December here feels like a spiritual test, how Basel becomes a competitive sport. It’s Miami satire, local culture, and party logic all rolled into this episode.

(00:00) Kicking This Year's Basel Off

(00:06) Why December in Miami Feels Like a Boss Fight

(01:03) The Holiday Side Quests

(03:33) Art Basel: The Networking Battle Begins

(08:06) Status Flexing Season: Miami’s Social Olympics

(10:28) The Art of Sneaking In

(21:53) Basel Hangovers and Post-Year Clarity

(25:01) Alright, I’m Out — Episode Wrap-Up