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If you're from Miami, you know Valentine's Day is when the rosters get filtered out. In this episode, I'm breaking down the Valentine's gift guide for situationships—why Latinas need those giant teddy bears to flex on social media, how Miami's dating scene is basically hypergamy versus polyamory creating nothing but one-night stands and situationships, and my controversial Valentine's gift suggestion for the ladies: accountability.

(00:00) Welcome Back: Situationships & Valentine’s in Miami(00:35) Miami Dating Math: 80% Situationships, 20% Relationships(01:25) Big Gifts, Bigger Flex: How to Survive the Roster Cut(03:51) Attention Economy Romance: Mystery Bouquets & Social Media Signals(05:28) Evolve or Get Left: Adapting to Miami’s Dating Culture(06:08) Hypergamy vs Polyamory: Why Situationships Thrive Here(08:40) Valentine’s Gift Guide Rule: Don’t Buy Re-Giftable Lingerie(09:21) Ladies’ “Gift” Suggestion: Accountability & The Apology Call(12:34) Wrap-Up + Show Dates, Membership, and Where to Find Manny

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In this episode of the Miami Comedy Podcast, I break down how flex culture in Miami has officially hit its ceiling and what happens when attention stops rewarding the same old, same old.

We talk about influencers chasing dopamine, clout turning into evidence, and why the city keeps pushing people to go further just to feel something. It’s raw commentary, and honest observations about the Miami lifestyle, the addiction, and the line nobody realizes they’ve crossed until engagement becomes courtroom evidence.

(00:00) Introduction and Welcome

(00:07) Trending Topics in Miami

(01:18) The Obsession with Attention

(03:07) The First Amendment and Controversy

(05:11) The Dopamine Business in Miami

(07:56) A Positive Spin on Attention

(10:42) Conclusion and Upcoming Shows