Bree does some gender neutral knitting, Mr Detective Man is vital queer representation, and John the Adult Gardener Father tries to get Carlos out the bath. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub argue about concert etiquette. and practice their Scottish accents.

Happy Wisteria Wednesday!

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan accidentally dumps Zack, Bree inspires the movie Challengers, and Martha is back from the dead (sort of!). This week, Jakub hates women and Erin has the horn?

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, abortion, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Detective Mike is spoon-fed a break in the case, Bree tries to guilt the gay away, and Lynette takes Guaca-molly. This week, Erin and Jakub wonder if dating is exactly like house hunting, and question why there are so many shots of Gaby (or Tina's!) feet.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

The return of the love triangle NOBODY asked for, Andrew looks Camp right in the eye, and we FINALLY find out who Dana is. This week, Erin doesn’t realise when men are topless and Jakub falls for the pancake king.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Everybody loves a pamphlet, Gaby hypothetically wins the lottery, and things get Van De Camp Hennessy. In this week's episode, Jakub lays into Susan and Erin laments on her childhood fantasy of having amnesia.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

In a truly unforgettable and life changing episode for Erin and Jakub, we have the first Desperate Housewives and Julie the Vampire Slayer crossover episode!

We are joined by the hilarious Dagney Kerr who talks us through her arc as Nurse Hisel in the show, shares behind the scenes details of her time on set, and yes, yes we DO ask her about Julie the Vampire Slayer.

The wonderful Dagney Kerr can be found @dagneykerr on Instagram.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Susan and Edie go on a fun frenemy side quest, Lynette breaks HIPA laws, and Gaby saves a fortune on toilet paper. In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub unpack the lane's most unpredictable hook up and publicly apologise to Susan.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Mike pays for his crime of being the worst detective, Bree tries her best to bother our unbothered Queen Danielle, and Zach has to choose between his dreams of being a professional party planner or professional runner. In this week’s episode, Jakub drops his homosexual awakening story, and Erin remains unreasonably invested in the character’s ages.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.