Mike pays for his crime of being the worst detective, Bree tries her best to bother our unbothered Queen Danielle, and Zach has to choose between his dreams of being a professional party planner or professional runner. In this week’s episode, Jakub drops his homosexual awakening story, and Erin remains unreasonably invested in the character’s ages.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Lynette assaults the elderly, Gaby tries being a mattress actress, and Parker Scavo wears the cruelest wig on television. In this week's episode Erin and Jakub audition for Mike's (highly controversial) detective agency, and Erin seems to be finding it increasingly difficult to defend Lynette.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susie Q plays Nancy Drew, Lynette finally kicks Tom to the curb (don't get too excited), and the debut of John the ADULT gardener?! In this week's episode, Jakub defends himself defending men and Erin's vengeful hatred towards Tom Scavo only grows more intense.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susan continues to flop, George tries to put his best foot forward with Bree, and Felicia gives the people what they want - and by people, we mean Erin! In this week's episode, Erin and Jakub debate what podcasts the ladies of Wisteria Lane would host.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It's Julie's (13th and/or 14th?) Birthday, we are in a Mean Girls movie remake, and we all need to start spreading the news and we ARE leaving today because Susan is giving a haunting rendition of New York, New York. This week, we are unpacking episode 1x11, where Erin's mum thinks she is TOO tough on Susan and Jakub's mum shows her inner Bree Van De Kamp.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Edie attends the Barbie movie premiere, Gaby unleashes her inner Marie Kondo and Rex orders from the menu of Maisy Gibbons! This week, we are unpacking episode 1x10, where Erin and Jakub disagree on Susan's choices in lingerie, and both scream with joy as Julie the Vampire Slayer finally confronts her mother.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Bree is a police sniffer dog, Gaby joins Toe-nly Fans, and the category is… going commando? In this week’s episode Erin and Jakub ponder if Lynette often frequents a notable Edinburgh landmark and present a Wisteria Lane Fashion Police special!

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

It's a double murder in Wisteria Lane, Bree's serving Kim Possible, and Lynette is NOT okay. In this week's episode, Erin tries not to cry and says goodbye to her beloved Bongo while Jakub is ready to block absolutely everybody who disagrees with him.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.