Mike pays for his crime of being the worst detective, Bree tries her best to bother our unbothered Queen Danielle, and Zach has to choose between his dreams of being a professional party planner or professional runner. In this week’s episode, Jakub drops his homosexual awakening story, and Erin remains unreasonably invested in the character’s ages.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Lynette assaults the elderly, Gaby tries being a mattress actress, and Parker Scavo wears the cruelest wig on television. In this week's episode Erin and Jakub audition for Mike's (highly controversial) detective agency, and Erin seems to be finding it increasingly difficult to defend Lynette.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.

Susie Q plays Nancy Drew, Lynette finally kicks Tom to the curb (don't get too excited), and the debut of John the ADULT gardener?! In this week's episode, Jakub defends himself defending men and Erin's vengeful hatred towards Tom Scavo only grows more intense.

Music:

"Marty Gots a Plan" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Run Amok" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Content Warnings:

This episode contains discussions of suicide, death, sex, addiction, violence, grooming, and statutory rape within the context of the show Desperate Housewives.