The looming hours to be spent in the labour ward seem to be getting the better of Mark as he enters a nearly intoxicated state whilst roasting the greatest community of idiots the world has ever known - white people. Himself and Mystery Mick also delve into a new case from the midlands.

The countdown to the due date is officially on. With one eye on his phone for labour updates, Mark takes a look at some of the best, worst and utterly disheartening excuses people have used for cheating on their partners. As always, he is joined by the man with the greatest laugh in Ireland, Mystery Mick. Get in touch with Mark on Instagram @mehiganmark

This week, Mark and Michael toss a few logs of lacklustre observations onto the burning fire of boring election takes. It's hard to keep up, isn't it. Or should we say... keepy uppy. (brilliant). Nevertheless, this week in the Roast Mortem we discuss the boldest things your children have ever done. Right before Mark takes some parental leave... good stuff. If you want to join the quest to find Ireland's best home baker, DM Mark on instagram @mehiganmark

The countdown is truly on for Mark on becoming a father. With that in mind, this week himself and Michael explore the good, the bad and the ugly of mistakes made by new parents.

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Today is International Coffee Day - so Mark and Michael dive into the best and worst aspects of Irish coffee culture. With contributions from coffee drinkers and baristas all over the country - it's guaranteed to be an absol-OATL-y outrageous episode. Brought to you by Oatly.

This week, Mark and Michael tackle the people we see more than our families - coworkers. If ever there was an advertisement for working from home, this would be it.

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The most unexpected and shocking twist that helps us FINALLY bring the Dalkey Kong saga to a close. At least, we think.

This week Mark and Michael lift the lid on family feuds that finally stretch further than Dalkey.

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