• I Lost a Translation Job Over “Face” (And Called My Boss a Bastard)
    Feb 27 2026

    This week’s mailbag episode is… painful.


    • A freelance translator loses a business contract because he didn’t understand 面子 (miànzi).

    • Someone tries to compliment their manager… and accidentally calls him a bastard.

    • Another listener’s Chinese name sounds dangerously close to “horse sh*t.”


    We talk about cultural competence in business Mandarin, tone disasters, gaming as a language-learning method, and why choosing a Chinese name is more serious than you think.


    If you’ve ever made a language mistake that keeps you awake at night, this one’s for you.


    Don’t lose confidence. Just don’t translate “losing face” word for word.

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    36 mins
  • British Slang That Confuses Mandarin Learners | Episode 450
    Feb 25 2026

    Episode 450 is here! 🎉


    In this fun and chaotic bilingual episode, we chat about life getting back to normal after the holidays, the challenges of new projects, and a possible Mandarin retreat idea… before things take a very British turn 😅


    We dive into one tiny English word — “piss” — and explore the MANY ways British people actually use it in real life. If you’ve ever been confused by British slang, this episode is for you.


    This podcast is spoken in both Mandarin and English, making it perfect for learners who want natural, real-world listening practice.


    What you’ll hear in this episode:

    • Real couple conversation in Mandarin + English
    • British slang explained in context
    • Cultural differences in language use
    • Relaxed, natural listening practice

    Whether you're a beginner or advanced learner, come hang out and improve your Mandarin the natural way.


    📩 Got a story to share? Email us: chat@mandarinmonkey.com

    🎓 Want to learn with us? Try a free trial lesson!

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    37 mins
  • From Tears to Taiwan, Real Mandarin Learner Stories That Will Inspire You | Mailbag #449
    Feb 20 2026

    This week on the Mandarin Monkey Podcast, we read three powerful emails from listeners whose Mandarin journeys couldn’t be more different — yet share the same courage.


    From feeling fluent for the first time, to reconnecting with family and heritage, to quitting a job and moving to Taiwan for love and language…


    These are real stories from real learners navigating confidence, shame, identity, relationships, and bold life decisions — all through Mandarin.


    Whether you’re:

    • A beginner starting from scratch
    • A heritage learner feeling pressure
    • Dating someone Taiwanese
    • Or dreaming of living in Taiwan

    This episode is for you.


    We speak naturally in both Mandarin and English throughout the episode, so learners of all levels can follow along and build real-world listening skills.


    💛 Mandarin isn’t just grammar and vocab lists. It’s connection, risk, community, and growth.

    加油 — we’re in this together.

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    37 mins
  • Would You Survive 48 Hours Speaking Only Chinese?
    Feb 18 2026

    Chinese New Year is here… but we’re not just talking about red envelopes and dumplings.


    In this episode:

    • Who should give red envelopes (and when it stops)
    • The weird firework pranks from childhood
    • Why we chose not to vlog our kids
    • And… our idea for a 48-hour Mandarin-only retreat


    Could you survive two full days speaking only Chinese?


    No English. No safety net. Just immersion.


    Let us know if you’d actually come.


    🎧 Listen on Spotify

    📩 Join our community

    🧧 Happy New Year

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    49 mins
  • I Finally Understood My Mother-in-Law | Mailbag Mandarin
    Feb 13 2026

    This week’s mailbag:

    a learner understands his mother-in-law at the worst moment,

    a tone mistake turns into a workplace disaster,

    and a four-year-old becomes the teacher.


    Plus: how to ask to camp in Taiwan without sounding like a tourist.

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    46 mins
  • My Child Understands Mandarin But Won’t Speak It
    Feb 11 2026

    What does real bilingual development actually look like?


    In this episode of Mandarin Monkey, we talk about one of the biggest concerns parents have when raising bilingual children:


    “My child understands Mandarin… but won’t speak it. Is that normal?”


    We explore:


    • What children usually understand first

    • Why mixing languages is a sign of competence

    • Whether silence means failure

    • How long it realistically takes to become conversational

    • Why input matters more than early output


    Ula shares personal stories of growing up with Taiwanese and Mandarin, and we reflect on our own children’s bilingual journey.


    If you’re raising a child in a mixed-language household, this conversation will reassure you.


    Mandarin Monkey is a bilingual podcast where Mandarin and English are used naturally, just like in real families.

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    41 mins
  • We Tried Listing 100 Life Goals… Then Got Distracted
    Feb 6 2026

    This episode started as a simple idea:

    list 100 very specific things to do before you die.


    We didn’t get to 100.


    We talked about sharks, Lapland, Route 66, Disney parks, cherry blossoms, tequila in Mexico, collecting memories, and why “someday” is a dangerous word.


    Mandarin and English.

    Travel, goals, family, and that quiet feeling of wanting more life in your life.


    If this episode sparks an idea for you, tell us what you’d add to the list.


    Mandarin Monkey is a bilingual podcast in Mandarin and English.

    We speak naturally. No scripts. No lessons. Just real conversation.


    Support the show or join the hangouts:

    mandarinmonkey.com

    patreon.com/mandarinmonkey

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    57 mins
  • 444 Episodes Later… This Is Why Learning Mandarin Still Feels Hard
    Feb 4 2026

    Learning Mandarin isn’t just about vocabulary or grammar.

    Sometimes it’s about confidence, fear, and not feeling “good enough”.


    In episode 444 of the Mandarin Monkey Podcast, we talk honestly about:

    – Why language “levels” can actually hurt learners

    – Speaking Mandarin without destroying your confidence

    – Trial lessons that start way too basic

    – Learning through conversation, not correction

    – Why progress feels invisible even when it’s real

    – Being scared to speak, even after years of learning

    – How creativity, experience, and repetition change everything


    This episode drifts between English and Mandarin, just like real life does.

    Because that’s how language is actually learned.


    If you’ve ever felt stuck, nervous, or frustrated with Mandarin…

    this one’s for you.


    🎧 Listen, relax, and remember: you’re not bad at languages.

    You’re just still learning.

    📩 Got a question for our Friday mailbag?

    Email: chat@mandarinmonkey.com

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    42 mins