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On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

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0:00 Tour news

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4

51:33 Pakistani baby

56:25 Christmas Crakers

1:02:13 Game time

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Tour news

3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France

9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)

16:22 the stinkiest fish ever

19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4

51:33 Pakistani baby

56:25 Christmas Crakers

1:02:13 Game time

1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify

🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Tour news

3:17 Trouble in Patreon Land

4:51 My wife has deformed toes shout her out.

9:56 Man lived with wife and didn’t speak for 20 years

12:33 living with your dad and not talking

18:00 the courage to be disliked

28:34 our dreams are getting bigger

29:35 you will better off if you were once homeless

35:26 the adoption process is weird

41:43 when teaching your child a lesson goes horribly wrong

54:56 Having a partner makes me more vulnerable (home intruder act out)

1:07:35 “I know someone who shot their friend by accident”

1:09:04 how do I deal with my (maybe) racist neighbour?

1:14:06 Pete got too excited at the last Patreon show lol

1:16:53 back to racist dilemma

1:19:12 would you want to live with guns in England?

1:21:22 have you ever had to deal with racist neighbours?

1:29:25 Big thank you to those that came to the work in progress

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify

🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Intro

5:04 Life expectancy

10:12 Gay Wool clothing

12:12 Pete left me to get St*bbed

21:52 female athlete proposes to her male partner

28:20 Strong woman winner turns out to be a man

36:04 We love gay people (not in a gay way🤣)

39:20 How do people think so fast in sport?

47:20 Dilemma: Is my partner only saying with me for immigration reasons?

53:06 How much Jamaican (patois) does Pete know?

1:07:42 Dilemma: My partner was in a serious accident now he’s bitter and I feel trapped

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify

🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

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On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws.

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

On this week episode the boys talk why beauty helps people get away with things unattractive people cant. They also have stories of when they both have tried to impress women and it went wrong. And a dilemma of a woman who cheated but her husband forgave her but now he is really horrible, she asks “should I leave?”

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 We are on Tour

2:36 “Why I couldn’t go on I’m a Celebrity get me out of here”

16:57 Man finds goldmine on his land then government takes it

25:53 Condom that tells you if the woman has an std

35:59 Demi Moore weird dating history

42:23 My simp friend traveled around the world to meet a woman who wasn’t interested

45:43 When trying to impress a woman goes wrong

54:09 They use to say “plus size” was good, so why are they on Ozempic now?

1:00:53 Farting in public and hiding it

1:04:15 Attractive women get away with more than unattractive ones

1:08:35 Dilemma: I Cheated but he forgave me, but I don’t think he has.

1:20:03 Jobs where you have to keep a straight face

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify

🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

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Find Luke Craig @:

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On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal?

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

Don’t miss it!

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.

If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜

Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

0:00 Come and see us LIVE!

3:55 Restaurant where they bring meat to the table

8:23 “He was so big I divorced him”

18:01 Would you prefer a man or woman in an Emergeny?

27:00 “I loved skilled women”

29:38 The boys test their flexibility

33:09 If a woman saved my life + Covering up a crime

38:29 What Pete would do to an home intruder (yeah right🙄)

44:36 Crime of passion + Even the score

49:58 Couldn’t free girlfriend from burning car so he got back in

1:03:11 Being ok with dying

1:09:25 “The comedy end game”

1:16:16 Question: How experimental are you boys in the bedroom?

Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify

🎧 Podcast

► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.

Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902

Find Luke Craig @:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig