Episodes

  • “I caught my boyfriend’s Dad sniffing my…” | EP153 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Aug 12 2025

    On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?

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    On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?


    0:00 Intro

    2:46 Naked Photos of my mum

    5:34 My Uncle had box of D*ldos

    11:35 Man accused of assault after CPR

    14:19 Stoping good people from helping

    20:09 When gangs make you do things on camera

    27:52 VOICE NOTE STORY Weird threesome

    37:01 VOICE NOTE STORY2 Period sex

    42:35 VOICE NOTE STORY 3 My boyfriends dad is a perv

    47:51 When you see someone’s private photos

    49:58 Could your in-laws put you off your partner?

    51:25 My police office husband gave me the ick

    59:43 Do men ever miss their ex?

    1:03:45 Misconduct at your friends house

    1:09:24 Reminiscing of ex partners

    1:10:05 Never been in a date because of racism

    1:14:07 we are all getting old

    1:16:45 Students killed touched petes heart


    🎧 Podcast

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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • I’m white and I can’t connect with my black stepson | EP152 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Aug 5 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys discuss Pedro Pascal getting touchy feely, Michal Ward (Top Boy Actor) being charged with “R” the P*rn ban as Pete calls it and how to be a good step parent.


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    0:00 Intro + “I don’t like my own c*m

    13:01 Pedro Pascal getting touchy

    28:24 Am I insecure?

    29:33 Micheal Ward Top boy actor

    39:09 P*rn websites be I.d

    44:25 Science behind why we cheat

    50:11 Back to magazines

    52:44 Hulk Hogan passed away

    57:34 Do I care what race my kids date?

    1:02:58 “I’m white and my stepson doesn’t love me “

    1:09:37 “My sons are crossing the line”

    1:13:42 Back to the step dad problem

    1:15:56 Petes rant about P*rn again lol

    1:17:55 Back to the dilemma


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • “I don’t think the CEO should be fired for cheating on his wife” | EP151 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Jul 29 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys go at it over the CEO who was caught having an affair at a concert. And they have a dilemma about a woman who was abandoned by her farther but he gets back in contact years later to ask for a kidney.


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    0:00 intro

    3:04 Cheating CEO

    16:18 shouldn’t be fired for cheating

    20:52 Ashley Walters Top boy

    25:17 CEO made a statement

    27:38 “My friend was cheated on”

    31:42 I just want a good woman

    39:35 When your girlfriend proposes

    44:22 “I would do anything for 2 million a day”

    48:06 “I don’t know how I feel about marriage”

    58:02 Donating organs

    1:02:07 Man knocks man out and S.A him

    1:08:23 Driven to kill by the past

    1:11:18 “I’ve been assaulted”

    1:12:59 My dad abandon me but now he needs my kidney


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • CONOR MCGREGOR CAUGHT CHEATING AGAIN | EP150 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Jul 22 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys discuss Conor Mcgregors alleged infidelity. They also get a voice not from a woman who wonders if she was groomed by her boyfriend and a dilemma from a woman who doesn't know how to dominate in the bedroom but would like to give it a try.

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    0:00 Intro

    2:26 A Fly flew into my boxers

    4:24 I flooded my neighbours flat

    7:04 He got given the flat for free from his boss

    8:39 Self cleaning vagina

    10:03 Yeast infection

    12:30 “Sounds like you don’t like vaginas”

    15:36 Conor mcgreggor cheating again

    24:48 If you could would you have other women?

    29:48 women’s problem with dating

    36:02 Is my boyfriend a pedo?

    43:03 You can’t always listen to your friends

    52:36 Is my age gap too big?

    54:53 I witnessed someone having a heart attack

    56:41 How do I initiate dominance in the bedroom?

    1:09:23 When sex isn’t a big deal

    1:12:25 When a woman try’s to destroy your relationship


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

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    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Diddy get away with it? | EP149 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Jul 15 2025

    On this week episode the boys discuss the wrongs of Diddy and how they themselves could wind up in trouble if they got that powerful. They also discuss Brian Kohberger and Pete gets defensive. Then they have dilemma about well endowed Sri Lankan man.

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    0:00 Shout out to our community with a special thanks

    13:24 Diddy

    15:21 Racist law

    18:15 He didn’t start out like this

    18:56 Could we become monsters?

    21:40 Do I want my wife to be filthy?

    24:53 Doing things you don’t like to keep him happy

    26:28 We are not victim blaming

    31:22 If I get scammed am I in the wrong for being stupid?

    35:52 Powerful men can be vulnerable too

    38:15 When your Ex is more dirty after you break-up

    40:26 Explaining sex outside the bedroom sounds bad

    41:59 Downgrading your lifestyle feels like a punishment

    46:48 How does diddys life change now + O.J Simpson

    48:53 Brian Kohberger + Should internet history be used as evidence?

    1:07:01 Dilemma: Should I Ghost him?


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 36 mins
  • An Open Relationship with Racist Rules | EP148 Luke and Pete talking sheet
    Jul 8 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys talk about a man who was in an open relationship but had one rule for his girlfriend that she of course broke. Choosing between success and your relationship and finding out your sister is your mum.


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    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


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    0:00 Luke Vs Pete Patron trailer (Brakedance Challenge)

    5:00 Intro + Have I grown up?

    9:11 Another confrontation at the new studio

    21:55 I’m trying to be the man I see in my head

    28:45 How we’ve changed throughout our lives

    30:21 Taking risks and getting a name

    34:08 Am being too timid?

    37:00 You’re a passenger seat driver

    42:09 Outgrowing your friends

    49:37 Pete’s Dad

    53:06 Urine of a diabetic

    53:45 Dilemma: My friend won’t grow up she is still wild

    59:14 Scares me what people do for fun

    1:04:01 Podcasting is replacing my need for women

    1:10:18 Do you have a hobby?

    1:14:30 A life of risk

    1:16:57 I would be upset if she a man p*ss in her mouth

    1:17:55 Sperm is expensive according to Pete

    1:21:13 Youth hides a lot of mistakes

    1:23:24 What Pete did on one nighters

    1:34:43 Some people never change


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group | EP147 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Jul 1 2025

    On this weeks episode Luke reveals someone very close to him has been posted in the “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group and he hasn’t been a good boy to say the least. They discuss Bonnie blue’s only fans ban and a dilemma about long distance trust.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


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    0:00 Intro + Pete gets into beef on a train with racist

    8:45 Bonnie Blue banned from OF

    12:13 Algorithms know more about you than you

    16:56 Could you be a P*rnstar?

    21:33 Bonnie Blue and disease (HIV)

    22:40 Couldn’t date a woman who’s been with 1000 men

    26:09 “The time I went to Soho as a kid” (Peepshow)

    28:30 “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook Group

    46:05 Hobo-Sexual

    52:56 Long distance relationship trust issues


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • "He gave me a GOLDEN SHOWER! now my friends don't respect me" | EP146 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Jun 24 2025

    On this weeks episode they boys have got into another confrontation at the new studio and Pete shows his true colours. Luke and Pete discuss their futures and they are polar opposite and woman messages in about her friend who just won’t grow up.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


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    0:00 Luke Vs Pete Patron trailer (Brakedance Challenge)

    5:00 Intro + Have I grown up?

    9:11 Another confrontation at the new studio

    21:55 I’m trying to be the man I see in my head

    28:45 How we’ve changed throughout our lives

    30:21 Taking risks and getting a name

    34:08 Am being too timid?

    37:00 You’re a passenger seat driver

    42:09 Outgrowing your friends

    49:37 Pete’s Dad

    53:06 Urine of a diabetic

    53:45 Dilemma: My friend won’t grow up she is still wild

    59:14 Scares me what people do for fun

    1:04:01 Podcasting is replacing my need for women

    1:10:18 Do you have a hobby?

    1:14:30 A life of risk

    1:16:57 I would be upset if she a man p*ss in her mouth

    1:17:55 Sperm is expensive according to Pete

    1:21:13 Youth hides a lot of mistakes

    1:23:24 What Pete did on one nighters

    1:34:43 Some people never change


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

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    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 41 mins