Episodes

  • Victoria Everest: “I made the fake allegation because I wanted to hurt him” | EP162 Luke & Pete
    Oct 14 2025


    The boys react to the woman who was caught on video admitting she made fake sexual assault allegations and on a lighter note the teacher with Tourette’s and they boys play a game called Tilt N Shout with hilarious consequences.



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    0:00 intro

    6:43 How we handle racism

    12:33 Teacher with Tourettes

    20:10 Don’t get angry because i don’t understand things

    21:14 How would your life change if you couldn’t lie?

    24:27 If we couldn’t hide our thoughts

    30:28 The public forget to quick

    32:30 Ai has gone too far already

    33:32 Victoria Everest caught making fake allegations

    49:00 The death penalty (make prison worse)

    55:23 Kids need a slap nowadays

    1:04:11 Tilt N Shout game



    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • Are Cheating men more ATTRACTIVE than good guys? | EP161 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Oct 7 2025


    On this weeks episode the boys talk about Cardi B having terrible taste in men and why do women go for the bad boys. They also find out that Barbie has a down syndrome version, they read the reviews and finally they have a deep question about an elevator that stops at different floors with different outcomes on the world what will the boys choose?



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    0:00 Intro and Crazy people

    5:03 Luke stopped by the police again

    10:53 Come to the LIVE SHOW

    14:36 When you can’t choose a good man

    20:40 Can’t dress like a tramp anymore

    23:04 having patience with special need children

    26:37 Am I developing Tourette’s?

    28:20 Petes friends gets humiliated at a live show

    34:15 Insecure men are the problem

    38:46 Entitled women

    43:43 Another disagreement with a Sheetster

    44:40 Royal family & Donald Trump

    45:54 Down syndrome Barbie

    53:00 This elevator only stops at one floor, which one are you choosing?

    1:28:05 support your boys



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    1 hr and 31 mins
  • Is the WORLD getting more RACIST? | EP160 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Sep 30 2025

    On this week episode they boys talk old school pop songs, if all women left the earth and the death of Charlie Kirk. Is the world getting more racist?


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    0:00 The Luke & Pete Tour

    2:29 Paying for a Meet & Greet picture

    5:09 Old School Pop music

    11:52 spice girls

    19:12 racist symbols

    26:13 irrational fears

    30:07 weird words

    35:10 would you accept this from your wife?

    36:08 bitting your bottom lip means business

    41:42 certain women are more promiscuous than others

    45:00 Men trying it on

    47:09 if all women left earth

    50:02 Porn is teaching us

    54:26 when your partner gets insecure

    57:43 Charlie Kirk death

    1:11:46 dilemma

    1:32:15 74 for years in prison by mistake


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


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    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

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    1 hr and 39 mins
  • Special Guest: Charlene Douglas from Married at First Sight UK | EP159 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Sep 23 2025
    On this weeks episode the boys have the very first guest Charlene Douglas from Married at first sight UK who’s is a sex a relationship expert. The boys have many questions as you can imagine and they don’t hold back.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteCharlene Douglas is one of UK's Leading Intimacy and Relationships Experts and Motivational Speaker.link to books - https://www.theintimacycoachuk.com/comecloser link to services - https://calendly.com/theintimacycoachWebsite - www.theintimacycoachuk.comInstagram - www.instagram.com/charlenedouglasofficialFacebook - www.facebook.com/theintimacycoachukTwitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1She currently features on E4's Married at First Sight UK and Channel 4's award winning series Jon and Lucy's Odd Couples.Charlene’s warm and engaging communication style captures every member of her audience, as they hang off her every word. Charlene Douglas is a powerful and passionate speaker with a strong presence and a unique style both on our TV screens and in real life.She is particularly passionate about speaking at corporate events to small or large audiences on a wide range of topics to include ‘Managing Diversity in the Workplace’, ‘How to Foster Healthy Relationships’, ‘Managing Stress and Anxiety’, ‘Navigating the Complexities of Relationships’, ‘Confidence-Building’, ‘Setting Boundaries in your Work and Relationships’, ‘Communicating with Impact’ and many more powerful topics.Whether Charlene is speaking to audiences on TV/Radio or newspaper/magazine articles, when Charlene speaks people listen.Website - www.theintimacycoachuk.comInstagram - www.instagram.com/charlenedouglasofficialFacebook - www.facebook.com/theintimacycoachukTwitter - www.twitter.com/intimacy_coach1Charlene’s Sanctuary WhatsApp group - https://chat.whatsapp.com/BUS9s9w99bU5vnbbguhlJ2?mode=ems_share_t0:00 Intro to our first ever guest2:11 Pete’s mainstream dreams 2:51 Sexual dysfunction 6:52 Other ways to please a woman8:44 How does black culture affect your sex life?13:13 there is no script 17:28 “I think Pete plays with himself too much”37:06 What is sex addiction?41:48 Is it wrong to want more than one woman?59:22 Premature ejaculation 1:04:18 Does size matter?1:12:07 There is no normal 1:16:13 Other dysfunctions?1:20:47 Gender roles and sex1:23:52 “is there something wrong with me because…”1:29:19 intimacy tasks for Luke and Pete1:31:42 sexual language 1:38:01 The @nal section 1:43:52 How explore with new partner (sex quiz cards)1:49:28 where can the viewers find Charlene?Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify 🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 56 mins
  • Are Luke & Pete misogynistic? | EP158 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Sep 16 2025

    Luke and Pete have been accused of hating women is this a fair comment? Well they have taken it to heart. And they discuss why will smith is so hated. And so much more.

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    0:00 intro

    1:09 Pete is moving into a new house

    1:58 Getting your back scratched

    3:46 Black swan effect

    8:21 living with chronic pain

    10:36 Technology is so advance now

    12:07 My son doing a poo

    13:32 if we went back in time

    14:56 faking life on social media

    16:04 companies will poison us to make profit

    18:51 big American jaws

    22:11 Being accused of being misogynistic

    31:04 police officer with bumbs

    39:21 looking after old people

    42:37 would you stay with her?

    48:04 being scornful

    53:29 Why is will smith so hated?

    1:06:28 horrible comments

    1:11:50 Rap battle

    1:16:03 Pete’s parenting advice🙄

    1:21:03 life changing decisions so you

    1:24:44 “I’d be gay if I got life in prison”

    1:28:48 Outro


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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • Ginger Jay RACIST breakdown | EP157 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Sep 9 2025

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    On this episode the boys talk about the outburst directed at black women by Ginger Jay and they also discuss the documentary unknown number about a woman who catfished her own daughter.


    0:00 Ginger Jay controversy

    1:00:46 unknown Number doc


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • “Nelly Furtado is a BLACK WOMAN in 2025!?” | EP156 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Sep 2 2025

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    On this weeks episode Pete is convinced Nelly Furtado is black. A man wins the lottery a day after his wife divorces him. And Pete recalls the story of when his drum teacher tried it on with his mum.

    0:00 Intro

    2:33 Best women to get

    5:39 Lessons learnt from pimps

    6:47 Pete’s toxic traits

    8:45 Model wounded being a hero

    11:50 Raja Jackson (Rampage Jackson son)

    12:59 Would you help if you were a model?

    16:31 Men take advantage when there isn’t a man around

    19:06 physical violence in a relationship

    21:46 Man caught cheating

    27:55 If black people gained power

    29:02 Is Nelly fatardo black?

    33:51 Transgender woman guilty of assault

    39:37 Dating for money

    43:53 Man wins lottery day after divorce

    56:57 Garth Brooks conspiracy theory

    59:04 Lucas and Pat

    1:12:27 Pete’s drum teacher

    1:16:44 Luke mum gets in trouble

    1:18:31 Nigerian man try’s to scam Pete’s dad

    1:23:20 When men take advantage of women

    1:25:16 Organised religion is it a scam?

    1:27:03 You don’t love money


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    1 hr and 35 mins
  • "The Strip Search Scam: How a Stranger Controlled McDonald's Employees by Phone" | EP155
    Aug 26 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys talk biggest loser documentary on Netflix. Laughing in the worst circumstances and cruel pranks including one where a man pranked called McDonalds and what they did Luke cant believe.


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    0:00 Just a friendly reminder

    7:07 The biggest loser documentary

    26:16 Cruel prank

    28:59 If you got a large sum of money would it help your career?

    32:14 Laughing in the worst circumstances

    37:57 Siamese twins only one gay

    42:29 Cat fished by coach to send nudes

    44:41 Sad video about online safety

    50:30 “The strip search prank”

    58:08 The time Luke was abused

    1:01:17 Details of “strip Search phone scam”

    1:13:30 what to say if your black and get stopped by the police

    1:20:36 Murder rate England


    🎧 Podcast

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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 33 mins