Episodes

  • “We nearly Ended the Podcast because of this…” | EP140 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    May 13 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys discuss the comments that nearly broke up the podcast and they air their dirty laundry. Pete is accused of stealing a cat. Luke does something embarrassing in front of his son and Pete reveals a superpower he has kept hidden.


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    0.00 The podcast nearly ended because of this

    7:33 Pete isn’t prejudice

    16:15 Being caught red handed

    26:17 “I don’t want to know if she’s cheating”

    30:14 Stealing cats and children

    37:42 When you accidentally insult someone

    46:49 Thinking in picture or words

    57:17 “I was so embarrassed”

    58:54 Man kills police office after sons death

    1:03:08 “Is my baby racist?”

    1:04:20 Dilemma: My lesbian mum is dating a woman my age

    1:07:47 Petes superpower (Period man)

    1:13:35 Dilemma continued

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • What's more important FAMILY or MONEY?| EP139 Luke & Pete Talking sheet
    May 6 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys talk how money has torn their families apart. Luke thinking he was In the matrix and nearly having a breakdown. Chris Eubank the boxer and the importance of the father and son relationship.


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    0:00

    5:32 Luke thought he was losing his mind

    12:09 Paranoid man hold dominoes pizza staff hostage

    16:38 Things that you cant stop thinking about

    21:55 father and sons (Chris Eubank)

    34:03 Proud of my sons

    35:20 judging people

    42:01 Podcast beef

    46:07 Family, Money, and fighting over inheritance


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

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    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • I accidentally ran over my MOTHER-IN-LAW'S CAT and HID the BODY | EP138 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Apr 29 2025

    On this week episode the boys talk about Petes holiday to Switzerland and an incident that Luke calls “Pete flirting” Monkeys that know sign language but never ask question and family dilemma that involves a cat

    o be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


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    0:00 Intro

    1:14 Petes trip to Switzerland

    18:25 Apes who use sign language never ask questions

    26:02 just a bit of mild racism

    27:53 When you hope your tenant dies soon

    32:46 Pervert form the 80s

    35:38 Trans women aren’t women court rules

    49:05 Gay guy catches Luke off guard

    54:29 When guys flirt with Pete

    59:23 Guy tricks colleague into sending nudes

    1:01:54 Pete played a nude prank online

    1:08:03 I killed my mother-in-laws cat

    1:19:01 Tetanus affects


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    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


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    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

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    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • Should you delete you ex’s NUDES after a breakup? | EP137 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast
    Apr 22 2025

    Have beauty standards gone too far? Pete watched a film and explains it to Luke about how women are judge. He also reveals some shocking information about his dad. And they answer the question, should you delete your ex’s nudes?

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Intro + Gratification

    2:37 Jay-z and Beyoncé trademarked daughters name

    19:36 Awkwardness of returning things you bought

    27:54 Have beauty standards gone too far?

    48:41 Pete reveals his dad secret

    59:09 Dilemma: My boyfriend refuses to move out

    1:11:26 Dilemma: my ex won’t delete my nudes


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • LUCAS & PAT DISCUSS 24 YEAR OLD WOMAN DATING 49 YEAR OLD MAN | EP136 LUKE & PETE TALKING SHEET
    Apr 15 2025
    On this weeks episode the boys talk about J. Paul Getty who refused to pay his grandsons ransom when he was kidnapped. How people become less empathic the more hardships they’ve been through and Lucas and Pat are back.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPeteOn this weeks episode the boys talk about J. Paul Getty who refused to pay his grandsons ransom when he was kidnapped. How people become less empathic the more hardships they’ve been through and Lucas and Pat are back.0:00 Intro4:17 Paying for kidnapped relative 19:25 Less empathetic 23:53 The Black Road Hog25:34 Married man on dating site + Dating 34:34 Lucas & Pat 44:06 Dilemma: He cant finish, is it me?54:00 when was the last time you felt desperate?56:41 Some people cant work for themselves 1:00:50 50% of people you think are your friends, aren’t 1:06:17 Weird facts 1:10:09 Woman gets buried alive Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • PETE ACCIDENTALLY SIGNED UP TO A " MEN ONLY" GYM | EP135 LUKE AND PETE TALKING SHEET
    Apr 8 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke gave a stranger a lift at 1am in the morning. Pete accidentally signed up to a gay gym and a dilemma from a woman who dated an attractive man but he had long dirty fingernails.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Intro

    5:29 Luke gives a stranger a lift at 1AM in the morning

    15:25 How Pete helps strangers

    20:40 Weird story about Chinese hitmen

    27:56 Scenario: Women and men live separate lives?

    33:30 Roy’s Gym (Men Only)

    40:40 Date any celeb based just on personality

    52:25 Best accident thats ever happened to you?

    56:46 Dilemma: Date with man with dirty nails


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • ADOLESCENCE AND TOXIC MASCULINITY | EP134 LUKE AND PETE TALKING SHEET
    Apr 1 2025
    On this weeks episode the boys talk the Netflix show adolescence, Incel culture and they and dissect what toxic masculinity actually is. With a dilemma that helps explain why women may bring it out in men.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete#podcast #adolescence #funnypodcast #comedypodcast 0:00 intro 3:31 The filming of Adolescence 11:44 Actress Erin Doherty 14:35 When he police raid the house 15:35 Attacking my each others parenting style 20:41 Incel meaning 26:17 Dealing with life 28:13 Stephen Graham is black 30:44 Question about incel culture 33:55 Social media is a problem 36:56 Toxic Masculinity 48:07 who’s your best friend?51:19 Conversion with my daughter about finding a husband 54:37 Toxic masculinity with same sex 57:38 Dilemma: I don’t feel protected 1:11:51 Drinking culture 1:18:26 My view of a man Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • DOES IT MATTER HOW MANY EX PARTNERS SHE’S HAD? | EP133
    Mar 25 2025
    On the weeks episode the boys discuss the British man sentenced to death in Bali for dealing drugs. Pete calls Lukes son live on the podcast and says “ You know your Daddy loves you right?” And in 2025 does “bodycount” (how many people you’ve slept with) actually matter?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete0:00 Please help us!11:19 Man facing death for drug dealing 20:47 How would you choose die?26:37 Paint-balling with Jamaicans 31:37 The mans just lost his way33:17 Police woman who killed for love 38:28 Who believed in me?42:21 Pete calls Lukes son 45:10 Luke gets touchy about his daughter 50:18 Should couples keep secrets? + Public toilets 58:17 Is possible to love someone but crave sex with someone else?1:01:46 Is it ok withhold sex as punishment?1:05:02 Does bodycount matter?1:10:35 kid calls police on mum over ice cream Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew🎧 Podcast► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.Find Peter Rethinasamy @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902Find Luke Craig @:Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=enTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=enTwitter: https://twitter.com/LukekingcraigFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig
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    1 hr and 19 mins