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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

By: Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!Luke and Pete
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  • “We nearly Ended the Podcast because of this…” | EP140 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    May 13 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys discuss the comments that nearly broke up the podcast and they air their dirty laundry. Pete is accused of stealing a cat. Luke does something embarrassing in front of his son and Pete reveals a superpower he has kept hidden.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0.00 The podcast nearly ended because of this

    7:33 Pete isn’t prejudice

    16:15 Being caught red handed

    26:17 “I don’t want to know if she’s cheating”

    30:14 Stealing cats and children

    37:42 When you accidentally insult someone

    46:49 Thinking in picture or words

    57:17 “I was so embarrassed”

    58:54 Man kills police office after sons death

    1:03:08 “Is my baby racist?”

    1:04:20 Dilemma: My lesbian mum is dating a woman my age

    1:07:47 Petes superpower (Period man)

    1:13:35 Dilemma continued

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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • What's more important FAMILY or MONEY?| EP139 Luke & Pete Talking sheet
    May 6 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys talk how money has torn their families apart. Luke thinking he was In the matrix and nearly having a breakdown. Chris Eubank the boxer and the importance of the father and son relationship.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00

    5:32 Luke thought he was losing his mind

    12:09 Paranoid man hold dominoes pizza staff hostage

    16:38 Things that you cant stop thinking about

    21:55 father and sons (Chris Eubank)

    34:03 Proud of my sons

    35:20 judging people

    42:01 Podcast beef

    46:07 Family, Money, and fighting over inheritance


    Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • I accidentally ran over my MOTHER-IN-LAW'S CAT and HID the BODY | EP138 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Apr 29 2025

    On this week episode the boys talk about Petes holiday to Switzerland and an incident that Luke calls “Pete flirting” Monkeys that know sign language but never ask question and family dilemma that involves a cat

    o be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Intro

    1:14 Petes trip to Switzerland

    18:25 Apes who use sign language never ask questions

    26:02 just a bit of mild racism

    27:53 When you hope your tenant dies soon

    32:46 Pervert form the 80s

    35:38 Trans women aren’t women court rules

    49:05 Gay guy catches Luke off guard

    54:29 When guys flirt with Pete

    59:23 Guy tricks colleague into sending nudes

    1:01:54 Pete played a nude prank online

    1:08:03 I killed my mother-in-laws cat

    1:19:01 Tetanus affects


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 27 mins

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absolutely hilarious

if you want to cry with laughing you need to listen to these guys, fckin hilarious

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