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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

By: Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!Luke and Pete
Episodes
  • Christmas (audio only )Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete (audio)
    Dec 23 2025

    (audio Version)


    On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Tour news

    3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

    6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France

    9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)

    16:22 the stinkiest fish ever

    19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4

    51:33 Pakistani baby

    56:25 Christmas Crakers

    1:02:13 Game time

    1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?



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    1 hr and 50 mins
  • Christmas Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete
    Dec 23 2025

    On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.


    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Tour news

    3:22 Was I verbally abused in front of my daughter?

    6:01 Pete upset French won’t speak English to him in France

    9:00 Stealing from supermarkets(only joking)

    16:22 the stinkiest fish ever

    19:20 intimate personal questions from the sheetsters x4

    51:33 Pakistani baby

    56:25 Christmas Crakers

    1:02:13 Game time

    1:35:02 Dilemma: seeing a woman for 3 weeks should we do Christmas presents?


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 50 mins
  • Is My Neighbour Racist… Or Am I Just Overreacting? | EP171
    Dec 16 2025

    On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her.

    The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!

    👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).

    Don’t miss it!


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Tour news

    3:17 Trouble in Patreon Land

    4:51 My wife has deformed toes shout her out.

    9:56 Man lived with wife and didn’t speak for 20 years

    12:33 living with your dad and not talking

    18:00 the courage to be disliked

    28:34 our dreams are getting bigger

    29:35 you will better off if you were once homeless

    35:26 the adoption process is weird

    41:43 when teaching your child a lesson goes horribly wrong

    54:56 Having a partner makes me more vulnerable (home intruder act out)

    1:07:35 “I know someone who shot their friend by accident”

    1:09:04 how do I deal with my (maybe) racist neighbour?

    1:14:06 Pete got too excited at the last Patreon show lol

    1:16:53 back to racist dilemma

    1:19:12 would you want to live with guns in England?

    1:21:22 have you ever had to deal with racist neighbours?

    1:29:25 Big thank you to those that came to the work in progress


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 42 mins
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if you want to cry with laughing you need to listen to these guys, fckin hilarious

absolutely hilarious

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