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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

By: Luke and Pete
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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer!Luke and Pete
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  • “I caught my boyfriend’s Dad sniffing my…” | EP153 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
    Aug 12 2025

    On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?

    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?


    0:00 Intro

    2:46 Naked Photos of my mum

    5:34 My Uncle had box of D*ldos

    11:35 Man accused of assault after CPR

    14:19 Stoping good people from helping

    20:09 When gangs make you do things on camera

    27:52 VOICE NOTE STORY Weird threesome

    37:01 VOICE NOTE STORY2 Period sex

    42:35 VOICE NOTE STORY 3 My boyfriends dad is a perv

    47:51 When you see someone’s private photos

    49:58 Could your in-laws put you off your partner?

    51:25 My police office husband gave me the ick

    59:43 Do men ever miss their ex?

    1:03:45 Misconduct at your friends house

    1:09:24 Reminiscing of ex partners

    1:10:05 Never been in a date because of racism

    1:14:07 we are all getting old

    1:16:45 Students killed touched petes heart


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • I’m white and I can’t connect with my black stepson | EP152 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Aug 5 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys discuss Pedro Pascal getting touchy feely, Michal Ward (Top Boy Actor) being charged with “R” the P*rn ban as Pete calls it and how to be a good step parent.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 Intro + “I don’t like my own c*m

    13:01 Pedro Pascal getting touchy

    28:24 Am I insecure?

    29:33 Micheal Ward Top boy actor

    39:09 P*rn websites be I.d

    44:25 Science behind why we cheat

    50:11 Back to magazines

    52:44 Hulk Hogan passed away

    57:34 Do I care what race my kids date?

    1:02:58 “I’m white and my stepson doesn’t love me “

    1:09:37 “My sons are crossing the line”

    1:13:42 Back to the step dad problem

    1:15:56 Petes rant about P*rn again lol

    1:17:55 Back to the dilemma


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig

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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • “I don’t think the CEO should be fired for cheating on his wife” | EP151 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
    Jul 29 2025

    On this weeks episode the boys go at it over the CEO who was caught having an affair at a concert. And they have a dilemma about a woman who was abandoned by her farther but he gets back in contact years later to ask for a kidney.


    To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.


    If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜


    Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and behind the scenes content you don’t want to miss https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete


    0:00 intro

    3:04 Cheating CEO

    16:18 shouldn’t be fired for cheating

    20:52 Ashley Walters Top boy

    25:17 CEO made a statement

    27:38 “My friend was cheated on”

    31:42 I just want a good woman

    39:35 When your girlfriend proposes

    44:22 “I would do anything for 2 million a day”

    48:06 “I don’t know how I feel about marriage”

    58:02 Donating organs

    1:02:07 Man knocks man out and S.A him

    1:08:23 Driven to kill by the past

    1:11:18 “I’ve been assaulted”

    1:12:59 My dad abandon me but now he needs my kidney


    Full video episode: On Youtube & Spotify


    🎧 Podcast

    ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6

    ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683

    Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.


    Find Peter Rethinasamy @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902




    Find Luke Craig @:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig


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    1 hr and 36 mins
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if you want to cry with laughing you need to listen to these guys, fckin hilarious

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