Walk through NYC again with the idiot twins! Chaney sees their silver fox mama in Manhattan. Michael Jackson is remembered over bagels in Washington Square Park. Central Park bingo leads to witnessing a baby’s first steps. From tourists lining up to touch a metal bull’s balls, to the Central Park seals moving to Miami, you can really tell they have their fingers on the pulse of nothing that important. Listen on as Chaney teaches Robert to appreciate the finer things while he admits he will do ANYTHING for 500 dollars.

Robert tries out new jokes and he also opens up about giving the middle finger to TRL’s Carson Daly . They each pick the hottest politicians (politics aside) and then sing “Last Night” by Morgan Wallen in its entirety. Will Smith continues to fall from grace with his new single “I Like Pretty Girls”. The opening to “A Star is Born” proves that Bradley Cooper can work a food truck AND work a crowd.

Robert is private. Handheld fans are trending. Chaney’s type is magicians, but they still can’t work their magic and make Robert watch The Ultimatum. Robert tells of another illegal kiss, and Chaney leaves Mindy Kaling in the dust. Chappell Roan posts an ass pic. Chaney makes Marc Maron a lucky guy. Robert has no job, but it’s okay because Chaney has a credit card.

What cancelled celebrity got sat at SNL 50? Listen to find out. Chaney talks of European walks, Robert remembers an Irish friend. Robert reveals a new bathroom buddy and Chaney reveals their middle name. 9/11 is remembered and who could forget Robert’s #1 crush (hint: Hilton). Now all they have to figure out is: Who is Paris and who is Nicole? On the next half hour.

This week they found out Jonah Hill is skinny again (but for how long?). Chaney wishes Robert went to The Weeknd’s concert with them, Robert wishes he had more money for clothes. Robert is moving cities and Chaney is moving fast in their new relationship(s). Chaney will save your voice memos and JD Vance will wear eyeliner to presidential press conferences. They give a certain president a pass, but still won’t budge on Birbiglia.

Please welcome today’s guest, New York City! This manic duo is out on the street and recording into an iPhone (sound effects are real). Robert jocks cars like a man, and Chaney gets a look at catwoMAN as Robert explains the plot of “Batman Returns”. Chaney talks “White Lotus” and sex while Robert talks about wild things women say in Massachusetts. They play a quick game of “who would you rather do?” and touch on old classic subjects such as: making fun of straight men with painted fingernails, Robert confirming ScarJo is still #1, a check in on Fall Out Boy, and Chaney giving Pete Wentz a new nickname.

Wow, this is a dirty one! Robert lets Salma Hayek have her way with him and Chaney admits to being a “Mother Porker”. Sopranos gives Robert high cholesterol and Chaney gives a mom their number. The pair shares music and dreams of being storm chasers. Robert has nightmares of too many shirtless men in McCarren Park. You’ll hear about gross ass men and nice asses in Carhartt jeans. Chaney wants to Pray and Robert wants the Fray (to play in his backyard). Chaney reveals what men want through sext and Robert reveals the secrets of men’s underwear. Dance, Dance your ears to the end of this episode to find out what Fall Out Boy’s sexiest song really is.

Michael is mourned as they look at photos of Jacko’s funeral in an old People magazine. Robert reveals who he’d love to act opposite. Chaney receives a letter from a young Chaney. They both reveal their favorites movies as a child and their favorite celebrities who don’t reveal enough. Robert has yet another idea to take down SNL, while Chaney just wants to take down a sugarmama. Rock out with them as they listen to the new Green Day song and talk about the new band's setlist.