The idiot twins consider becoming the idiot triplets after Shia LaBeouf’s arrest in Nola. Chaney’s into OutKast and they’re BOTH into Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman. Paris Hilton’s mom loses it (Shia style) after a DJ won’t play MJ. Politics are put aside while the hotness of Chet Hanks gets considered. Chaney goes to Puerto Rico and Robert writes a song about it. Robert gets assaulted with extra money and Chaney gets in trouble for not being vegan. When you’re done listening, will you follow Alec Baldwin’s wife on Instagram….please?

Surprise! LBPGL is back with a laundry list of things to jock about. Robert spoils the plot of Mrs. Doubtfire and Machine Gun Kelly spoils life with his bad Michael Jackson impression. Chet Hanks tries go country and is still somehow better than Will Smith’s depression freestyles. Chaney rides shotgun with Maggie and it’s decided that Jake is the jerk of the Gyllenhaals. A cat meows throughout this episode (but still somehow is better than Will Smith’s depression freestyles).

Take a short walk to the chowder house with Robert, Chaney, and their not so special guest, Sydney. You’ll learn about Syd’s collecting habits and Robert’s barren walls. Listen to the end to find out how to graduate college illegally and how far Chaney would go to sleep with Glenn Close!