Michael is mourned as they look at photos of Jacko’s funeral in an old People magazine. Robert reveals who he’d love to act opposite. Chaney receives a letter from a young Chaney. They both reveal their favorites movies as a child and their favorite celebrities who don’t reveal enough. Robert has yet another idea to take down SNL, while Chaney just wants to take down a sugarmama. Rock out with them as they listen to the new Green Day song and talk about the new band's setlist.

Siegfried and Roy put hair on the pair’s chests when a peek into their personal lives prove these cats were ultimate bad boys. The two leaf through an early 2000’s People magazine and reflect on Britney’s iconic shaved head and JT’s iconic moronic face. Corey Feldman beefs with Michael Jackson, and Michael Jackson beefs with George Lucas. Chaney gets intimate with magic and Robert denies intimate feelings for Prince. Surprise guest Tom talks dinner plans and reveals the whereabouts of Robert’s biological father.

Robert wonders what it’s like to die from a pillow smothering, Chaney wonders what it’s like to date Parker Posey. They spend time ranking the best Canadians. Chaney ponders a possible Tom Petty tramp stamp and Robert questions whether or not he should get a job. A new band name is revealed. A Batman is eulogized. Robert almost meets a Haim sister, while Chaney meets a movie star. Tootsie talk and Dunham’s dirt are aired out, as the two listen to the author of American Psycho give his opinion on the ending of the TV show, Girls. Robert reviews Minecraft, which he stumbled into drunk.