Episodes

  • Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E32 - Beware the Dog That Isn't Barking
    Nov 25 2025

    Well, today we're taking a brief break from the action with an interesting little episode that's been developing completely separately from our main storyline.

    Please, settle in and enjoy.

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    7 mins
  • Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E31 - The First Fly
    Nov 24 2025

    So Eyebrow and Purple and now safely sequestered at Rudy Ventura's villa, waiting for the all clear to return home.

    And PQ? They're finally free of him because he's been bundled back onto the rescheduled flight and is winging his way to Colombia, alone.

    Or IS he?

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    8 mins
  • Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E30 - The Many Husbands of Aunt Sofia
    Nov 23 2025

    Last episode, everything went off the rails and Eyebrow and Purple, as well as the very suspicious PQ, were diverted to Venezuela after an on-board emergency. But during Eyebrow's quick status update back home, the bombshell was dropped that they'd been lured there under false pretences.

    Eyebrow and Purple's lives are now clearly in danger. Eyebrow knows it, but Purple doesn't yet. How are they gonna get out of this one? Listen in...

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    16 mins
  • Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E29 - Le Bilan de Monsieur Longchamp
    Nov 21 2025

    While Bishop and the rest of the Eyebrow taskforce are back at Coffee Pond trying to piece together what Eyebrow's up to, I can tell you exactly what he's doing... he's on a plane to Colombia.

    Personally I think it's a ridiculous idea and Joe Purple almost... ALMOST, talked himself out of joining Eyebrow on this idiotic crusade. But he didn't, he caved, and now the two of them are walking into trouble with a capital T the moment they arrive in Colombia.

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    18 mins
  • Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E28 - The Skeleton in the Closet
    Nov 20 2025

    In the last episode, Leo Bishop's boss, Dennis Burnett has turned up unexpectedly, apparently with what he's calling "an Eyebrow problem".

    And to add to that, it sounds like Federal agents Black and Dekker are also about to join the party, so clearly something's gone awry. We all know what, but it'll be interesting to see how close to the mark the Eyebrow taskforce is.

    Let's listen in.

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    15 mins
  • Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E27 - Egregious Abuse of Rank
    Nov 19 2025

    In the previous episode, Eyebrow and Purple have made what I think is going to be a fateful decision to accompany PQ to Colombia to meet with Santiago. But as we heard at the end of the episode, dark things are afoot in Colombia. I suspect that what's planned isn't just a "business meeting".

    While all this has been happening, Leo Bishop's been back at Coffee Pond trying to piece together what the hell Eyebrow's up to.

    Let's check in a see how he's going.

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    8 mins
  • Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E26 - No
    Nov 18 2025

    Last episode, Eyebrow and Purple were not only delayed at the airport, killing off any chance of them getting back home in time to meet Bishop, but in a massive escalation of the situation, they've also been told they have to go to Colombia.

    Well, that's what Santiago told Eyebrow anyway. Eyebrow still hasn't broken the news to Purple yet, so there's still hope that Purple will skewer the whole plan. And if he does, he has my full backing because quite frankly, going to Colombia is a ridiculous idea.

    Let's listen in to find out how it all goes once Purple hears of the plan.

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    10 mins
  • Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E25 - Not the Hill to Die Upon
    Nov 17 2025

    Eyebrow and Purple managed to escape Purple's fans in Hyde Park, and the plan was to simply go back to the airport, rest up and then fly back home in time to meet up with Bishop on Monday.

    But's something's afoot, and Eyebrow's received a message that seems to be pretty important.

    Let's listen in to find out who it was from.

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    14 mins