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Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman

Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman

By: Lou Powers
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 When second best is all you can afford, you need Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman. Stumbling into the hit business purely by accident, this low-rent convicted underwear thief burst onto the contract killer scene with a ferocity rarely seen and the bodies soon began piling up in his wake. So if you need the job done and you can live not only with the consequences but also the trail of collateral damage leading straight to your door, Jimmy Eyebrow is your man.Lou Powers Art Literary History & Criticism
Episodes
  • Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E32 - Beware the Dog That Isn't Barking

    Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E32 - Beware the Dog That Isn't Barking
    Nov 25 2025

    Well, today we're taking a brief break from the action with an interesting little episode that's been developing completely separately from our main storyline.

    Please, settle in and enjoy.
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    7 mins
  • Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E31 - The First Fly

    Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E31 - The First Fly
    Nov 24 2025

    So Eyebrow and Purple and now safely sequestered at Rudy Ventura's villa, waiting for the all clear to return home.

    And PQ? They're finally free of him because he's been bundled back onto the rescheduled flight and is winging his way to Colombia, alone.

    Or IS he?
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    8 mins
  • Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E30 - The Many Husbands of Aunt Sofia

    Jimmy Eyebrow - Budget Hitman S05E30 - The Many Husbands of Aunt Sofia
    Nov 23 2025

    Last episode, everything went off the rails and Eyebrow and Purple, as well as the very suspicious PQ, were diverted to Venezuela after an on-board emergency. But during Eyebrow's quick status update back home, the bombshell was dropped that they'd been lured there under false pretences.

    Eyebrow and Purple's lives are now clearly in danger. Eyebrow knows it, but Purple doesn't yet. How are they gonna get out of this one? Listen in...
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    16 mins
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Love this book so much so I listened to the entire thing also. The characters, the story, the dialogue are all top notch. Laughed uncontrollably throughout. You won’t be disappointed!

Absolutely brilliant!

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