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Hot White Heist

By: Adam Goldman
Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Alan Cumming, Cynthia Nixon, Shannon Woodward, Jane Lynch, Bianca Del Rio, full cast
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Please note: This podcast is intended for adults only. It contains explicit language, sexual references, and adult themes. Discretion is advised.

Deep under Seattle’s Space Needle in a hidden bunker sits the most valuable substance on earth: Barack Obama’s sperm. And Mark Zuckerberg’s. And Stephen Hawking’s. In case of global catastrophe, the US government has been storing sperm samples from some of history’s greatest minds (and also some politicians).

Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Why? To help a lesbian cult finance a top-secret project, of course. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?

Created and written by Adam Goldman, directed by Alan Cumming, and produced by Broadway Video, Club Cumming Productions, and Adam Goldman, Hot White Heist stars Saturday Night Live’s Bowen Yang, along with Cynthia Nixon, Abbi Jacobson, Jane Lynch, Margaret Cho, Bianca Del Rio, MJ Rodriguez, Shannon Woodward, Stephanie Beatriz, John Cameron Mitchell, Tony Kushner, Cheyenne Jackson, Jonathan Bailey, Peppermint, and Brian McCook as Katya Zamolodchikova.

Hot White Heist returns for season 2 on March 7! Pre-Order now

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Episodes
  • Episode 0: Trailer

    Episode 0: Trailer
    Jun 1 2021
    This original podcast will be available on June 17th.

    Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?
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    1 min
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  • Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker

    Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker
    Jun 17 2021
    The US government has been storing sperm samples from our best and brightest (and also some politicians) under the Space Needle. A secretive group of lesbians needs to steal some of those samples. Why? What for? Fabulous bored grifter Judy Fink is about to find out.
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    32 mins
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  • Episode 2: I'm In

    Episode 2: I'm In
    Jun 17 2021
    Judy and Jack recruit a team of queer amateur experts to help them liberate some very expensive material from the United States Seed Registry.
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    23 mins
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Jude “Judy” Fink is inveigled into assembling a crack team of Queer misfits to break into a secret vault containing the sperm of some of America’s most famous people to assist a Lesbian commune in their deal with some sinister Russians.

🎧 This is a 6 x 30 min-episode audio series with a star-studded voice-over cast including Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and Alan Cummings, with Judy played magnificently by Bowen Yang. It’s completely zany and hilariously goofy and the sound effects, songs, and acting are all brilliant! It has the feel of a James Bond spoof, complete with a tongue-in-cheek Shirley Bassey-style title song. None of it is meant to be taken seriously and there are loads of 18+ jokes. I loved every moment except for the occasional uncomfortable sounds of eating, drinking and slurping food (too much for my squeamish ears!). Looking forward to the second series (both of which are free on the Audible Plus catalogue)!!

Hilarious Queer Ocean’s Eleven spoof!

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Great performances . I listened to all 6 episodes today. A funny and entertaining diversion while doing all my domestic tasks today

Fun diversion

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This is so funny and so queer. It’s camp, it’s fun, great production value. Listen to it, and I hope we get more like this.

The best I’ve heard on audible.

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This series was a lot of fun. Perfectly silly and light hearted. I enjoyed it.

Perfectly silly

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Hot white heist

Quite a fun little romp, with more than a few “13-year-old-school boy jokes” included. If you can stomach them… you’ll be fine😉🤣

Hot white heist

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this audiobook took me on a journey that was unexpected, I thought it may be crass ... it was but in a delightful way. It's Minecraft story mode cross gay spy adventure... do yourself a favour and go on the ride

Bless the narrator... if the story doesn't entertain you then hold out for his insight into Moby Dick... wowza

oh m g

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hilarious. loved it. not normally the kind of thing I'd choose to listen to but I'm glad I did! wish there were more! very well done :) could there possibly a second series some day in the midst?

unique story line

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A clever and fun comedically queer radio drama! Bowen Yang is delightful, joined by Mj Rodriguez, Abbi Jacobson, Alan Cumming, Jane Lynch, and more icons. A satire of heist movies with a lot of dirty jokes, this is a fun story to listen to while jogging indeed.

Hope audible and Bowen do more of these in the future...

Fun!

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what an absolute treat! I hope there is a series 2 of this work

spectacularly farcical

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lots of repition of words. like Gay, lesbos. repeating words doesn't mean that U respect LGBTQ.. it just shows how desperate the writer and director are to get attention from LGBTQ.

repeating words

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