• Ep.26 Unqualified Advice Hotline
    Mar 20 2026

    After a brief Spring vacation, a darkly comedic, single-host podcast where real-life problems meet confidently terrible advice.

    Each question dives into dilemmas—relationships, work, identity, and everything in between—and responds with brutally honest, questionably ethical, and oftenunhinged guidance. What starts as humor slowly reveals something darker: the uncomfortable truths people avoid and the flawed reasoning we use to justify bad decisions.

    It’s part comedy, part quiet existential spiral—where the advice is bad, the confidence is high, and the line between satire and reality gets thinner every episode plus Big Tex is reading the questions.

    Tee Public Merch: https://tee.pub/lic/laGTqfDSmIk

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    25 mins
  • Ep.25 One Movie Disaster at a Time
    Mar 4 2026

    A ruthless, no-apologies podcast where bad movies are dragged into the light and interrogated without mercy. From franchise assassinations like Jaws: The Revenge to ego projects that spiraled like Battlefield Earth, nothing is safe.

    Hollywood’s most baffling decisions, dramatic misfires, and budget-burning disasters — with sharp commentary, darker humor, and the lingering question: who approved this?

    No nostalgia goggles. No “it’s misunderstood.” Just cinematic accountability.

    Because some films deserve awards. And some deserve cross-examination. 🎙🔥 Cut!

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    21 mins
  • Ep24 Land of the Free, Home of the Fined
    Mar 4 2026

    Welcome to suburbia’s smallest authoritarian regime.

    In this episode, we investigate the power dynamics of lawn rulers, trash can surveillance, and the emotional damage caused by “approved exterior paint palettes.” From passive-aggressive violation letters to the psychology of micro-authority, we break down how “protecting property values” turned into policing porch wreaths.

    If you’ve ever received The Letter™… this episode is therapy.

    Grass slightly too long? Basketball hoop under investigation? Greg from Lot 12 watching from the shadows?

    Press play. Live dangerously.

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    23 mins
  • Ep. 23 Growing Up Offline
    Mar 4 2026

    Remember growing up before WiFi, smartphones, and the pressure to be reachable 24/7? This episode dives into the chaos, boredom, and unexpected life skills that came with an offline childhood — from landline negotiations and VHS-era entertainment to surviving social interactions without a delete button.

    Now that we’re constantly connected, people are paying real money to unplug and rediscover what used to be normal life. Join me for a sarcastic, nostalgic look at how we got here, why digital burnout is real, and whether disconnecting has become the modern survival skill.

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    34 mins
  • Ep. 22 The Fun After You Turn 40
    Mar 4 2026

    Turning 40 doesn’t kill the fun — it quietly replaces it with joint noises, insurance comparisons, and the thrill of waking up without new damage. In this darker, sarcastic solo episode, we spiral through shrinking social circles, container-based impulse purchases, and the slow realization that comfort has replaced ambition. It’s humor, aging, and existential maintenance mode — laughing while the warranty expires.

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    25 mins
  • Ep. 21 Because I said So vs. Because Trauma
    Mar 4 2026

    A parenting podcast where Gen X says “we lived,” Gen Z says “that was trauma,” and one exhausted adult argues with themselves while raising a kid. Feral childhood stories, emotionally literate overcorrections, and the ongoing debate over whether something was neglect or “character building.” Somehow, everyone survives. 🎙️

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    17 mins
  • Ep. 20 Introversion, Is it you?
    Mar 4 2026

    We have recorded and recorded and recorded, but we made it! Episode #20!

    Introverted kids today are basically running a silent beta test of adulthood. They communicate in memes, eye contact is optional, and their idea of “hanging out” is existing in the same Wi-Fi radius. Loud rooms are a personal attack, small talk is a scam, and they’ve mastered the art of looking busy so no one asks them to “share.”

    They’re not shy—they’re just socially efficient. Low battery, high thoughts, elite observation skills. Give them headphones, a dark corner, and one trusted friend, and they’ll quietly rule the world… or at least the group chat they never talk in. 🎧😌

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    23 mins
  • Ep.19 The Cancel Culture Rant
    Mar 4 2026

    Cancel culture: where the internet plays judge, jury, and executioner over a 12-second clip from 2011. One bad joke, one wrong opinion, or one tweet with poor vibes and suddenly it’s “unsubscribe, unfollow, unemployed.” It’s accountability mixed with mob mentality, served hot with screenshots, hashtags, and people who were bored five minutes ago but now demand a public apology in 4K.

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    11 mins