Let's we celebrate the weirdly thrilling moments of adulthood that shouldn’t be this exciting… and yet, here we are. Join us each episode as we lose our minds over the grand opening of a grocery store like it’s Comic-Con, debate the architectural beauty of new restaurants, and sing along to medication commercials like they’re chart-toppers.

But we don’t stop there — we dive into the universal reality of turning 40: the mysterious aches, the sudden concern for life's unenjoyments like bills.

If you’ve ever said “Oh wow, they’re building a new grocery HEB!” or caught yourself humming a cholesterol medication jingle in the shower… this is your podcast.

Funny, relatable, and painfully true — Useless Excitement is where we laugh at the little things that somehow became the big things. Welcome to midlife. We’re all in this together.

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Welcome to the Hot Coffee and Chingasos Halloween Edition. In this episode, we ramble into the dark and delightful world of Halloween movies, music, and cartoons that make the season so hauntingly fun.

From chilling classics like Halloween and The Exorcist ,and revisit the best Halloween-themed cartoons like Courage the Cowardly Dog and Charlie Brown followed by eerie tunes—from Halloween to Stranger Things.Grab your coffee, dim the lights, and get ready for a frightfully entertaining ride! 👻

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Hey there, and welcome to simpler times, we look back at the moments that made life a little slower — and a lot more human. We Bleed, but kept going.

Today, we’re diving into the 1980s and 1990s — a time before smartphones, social media, and 24/7 internet. And honestly? It was pretty amazing.

Plus Big Tex wants to be funny, but he ain't.