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You can wrap the gifts, hang the lights, and put on your matching pajamas… but it won’t save you.
Because every December, like clockwork, the chaos begins.

A public Christmas tree gets chainsawed in the middle of the night.
A guy breaks into someone’s home, unwraps their gifts, and passes out on their couch.
The Gävle Goat? Burned. Again.
And in Nantucket? What starts as a charming holiday stroll turns into a full‑blown brawl in front of a bakery.

It’s holiday carnage.

In this episode, we’re diving into the stories behind the blow-ups! The literal and inflatable, from small-town sabotage to international goat arson.
It’s petty. It’s aggressive. It’s festive.
And it’s all real.

So the next time you plug in that 12-foot snowman and wonder why your neighbor’s giving you side-eye…
Just remember: the war on Christmas isn’t political.
It’s personal.

This is True Terror on Tap.

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