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Umineko spoilers here: 49:12-50:10 and 56:53-57:24

BBL Route (5th and 6th class)

In our penultimate Hatoful episode, we dig into the deep lore of some of our favourite birds. Courtney loses interest as Sakuya enters his woke era, Yuuya continues to make us sometimes feel uncomfortable and Nageki reaffirms his status as the saddest, wettest blorbo.

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Intro and Outro by Beth Read

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BBL Route (3rd and 4th class)

The gang solves the mystery of the blood-stained interloper, Rowan's trope list continues to grow and we all agree that no amount of pornography is going to help Ryouta now. Also, what if Okosan's pudding was human meat?

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There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

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Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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Intro and Outro by Beth Read

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BBL Route (1st and 2nd class)

It's all kicking off at bird school and we're asking the important questions. Is Shuu really just a red partridge? Can Rowan reverse engineer a visual novel? And are we going to have to read Homestuck?

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FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

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Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Intro and Outro by Beth Read

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Shuu Route

It's time for the creepy doctor! Meanwhile, Rowan reveals he's been a goat in a suit the whole time, Courtney educates us on the vore community and we try not to spoil Umineko, even though it's soooo easy to catch up on...

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FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

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Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠⁠

Intro and Outro by Beth Read

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Yuuya Route

This week, we follow Yuuya into the gritty world of spies, uncomfortable flirting and jorking it in the park. Also, we learn that this podcast has ruined Rowan, but at least he's learned how not to ruin his audio... Right?

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FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

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Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠

Intro and Outro by Beth Read

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Anghel Route

This week, we discover the identity of our mystery bird! It turns out he's a weirdo and we love him. Along the way, Jess and Rowan reluctantly learn what a chuuni is, Anghel goes to the shop in D&D and discourse kicks off in the bean fandom.

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FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠

⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

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Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠

Intro and Outro by Beth Read

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Nageki Route (Content warning for end of episode: discussion of suicide) It's an emotional rollercoaster this week folks. We spend most of it in the library, trying to decide if our favourite mourning dove is a redditor, a socially anxious wreck, simply depressed or all of the above. There's one thing we can agree on though, and that's that he's into... piss?

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Content warnings: ⁠⁠⁠⁠ HB trigger warnings⁠⁠⁠⁠

FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

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Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠⁠

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.

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Both Azami Routes and the Bad End

Rowan spectacularly fails to remember the name of a single character and accidentally suggests bearing your prostate at a pigeon this episode, but that doesn't stop him finding his dream biker gang along the way.

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FREE PALESTINE

There are things you can be doing to resist genocide. The people of Gaza are asking for monetary aid to get out of Rafah, and esims to be bought. There are many lists of vetted gofundmes you can aid.

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://gazaesims.com/esim-purchase-tutorial/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.map.org.uk/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Your local area will likely have a solidarity campaign. You can get involved there too.

Tumblr: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Hidden-Tea-Party⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Courtney's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@YukariKotozume⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rowan's Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@_ulfberht_⁠⁠⁠

Intro and Outro music by Beth Read.