Episodes

  • 331: Crazy As A Betsy Bug

    331: Crazy As A Betsy Bug
    Dec 18 2025
    Pat is sick, telepathy is real, it’s ok to be a gremlin and the holiday party was LOVE. Christmas can be every day, let’s play QVC, POTUS finds a new low and perimenopause changes your senses!

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    1 hr and 33 mins
  • 330: Do A Bump

    330: Do A Bump
    Dec 12 2025
    Pat is the grinch, we hate inconsiderate neighbors, check on your mom if she screams and 67 is not a devil number. Dressing for attention is over, always use the correct wipes, 304s need to up their price and actually make excellent housewives.

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • 329: Dirty White Gremlin

    329: Dirty White Gremlin
    Dec 5 2025
    2 hrs and 8 mins
  • 328: The San Francisco Treat

    328: The San Francisco Treat
    Nov 28 2025
    The holidays are here, eat some weevils, we love a mullet and Zach had a nice breakfast. Crystal had an oops, there’s something strange in the neighborhood, don’t flush honeydew and no more Campbell’s soup!

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    1 hr and 27 mins
  • 327: AC Transit Belt

    327: AC Transit Belt
    Nov 20 2025
    Get your Holiday Hangout tickets, old episodes are crazy, Crystal loves dirty bears and grief is weird. Growing up without parents is hard, don’t gamble with Pat, some kids need hit and shoplifting class.

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    1 hr and 53 mins
  • 326: Christmas Committee

    326: Christmas Committee
    Nov 15 2025
    Earthquake! Happy Birthday Carolyn, we had a garage sale and no more pennies. Teeth are a luxury, Christmas is cancelled, churches aren’t walking the walk and art theft is so lazy.

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    2 hrs and 12 mins
  • 325: Wiener War

    325: Wiener War
    Nov 7 2025
    Happy Birthday Will! Crystal is in disguise, daylight savings is whooping us and poor people can scam. We’re only good at war, push kids to learn phonics, Aileen didn’t get a fair trial and Crystal snuck off to the movies.

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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • 324: Grandpa Stew

    324: Grandpa Stew
    Nov 1 2025
    Marysville is different, we’ve been mispronouncing words, turn off automatic braking and we want women drivers. Pat made a calm down corner, ghosts are attention seeking, don’t shop this holiday season and what did YOU take for show and tell?

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    2 hrs and 19 mins