Episodes

  • 323: I Don't Got The Spirit

    323: I Don't Got The Spirit
    Oct 24 2025
    The universe said Pat’s been too happy, people have been mean to Crystal, Blueface is possibly Pat’s soulmate and Peez dances to her own drum. Don’t knock b*tches at the gym, get your merch while you can, protect your neighbors and you can’t pray away mental illness.

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    2 hrs and 5 mins
  • 322: Those Are Garfield's Words

    322: Those Are Garfield's Words
    Oct 15 2025
    Happy 7 years, Columbus Day my *ss, sunglasses at the gym and no more jean jackets? White dog poop, nostalgic snacks, some new bills and separate beds.

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • 321: He Had Pony Tails

    321: He Had Pony Tails
    Oct 10 2025
    Teach your kids to keep their hands to themselves, Crystal had an awkward encounter, Peez taught herself piano and Happy Birthday Kandi! We miss churro cheesecake, don’t scam people with photoshop, October is Domestic Violence Awareness month and we’re making ourselves impatient.

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    2 hrs and 8 mins
  • 320: In Women's Business

    320: In Women's Business
    Oct 2 2025
    Don’t copy Peez’ mom, Crystal misses Jnco’s, the daytime isn’t so bad and today is Orange Shirt Day. Spumoni is a top tier dessert, let people wear what they want, sometimes you have to tattoo your face and some celebrities don’t deserve anyone’s attention.

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    2 hrs and 1 min
  • 319: More Nightmares

    319: More Nightmares
    Sep 27 2025
    Earthquakes and indecisive weather, dreaming of scams, Bay Area crime cases and some good Facebook drama. An interesting theory on soulmates, Peez is a baker, did Crystal have an animal returned, and the rapture was rescheduled.

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    2 hrs and 7 mins
  • 318: I Step On Men

    318: I Step On Men
    Sep 19 2025
    Crystal had big feet, Pat is a fitness girly, Mochi had an adventure and Peez’ teacher messed up. Book club ideas, horrible unsolved murders, the U.S. is under occupation and free speech is a thing of the past.

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    2 hrs
  • 317: I Feel Like Ozzy

    317: I Feel Like Ozzy
    Sep 12 2025
    Nice Crystal’s dead, Pat’s having weird dreams again, a mystery tea set and a new P.O. Box. Sharing symptoms is rude, Peez had the best birthday ever, karma comes for everyone and the Pata Fria curse is brutal.

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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • 316: BPD Is A Great Thing

    316: BPD Is A Great Thing
    Sep 5 2025
    First day of school again, bathroom residents, Crystal has a wound and we’ll finally get some relief. Pat has a dad Crystal has a mom, Unknown Caller was wild, mental illness has it’s perks and Aunt Deb is running out of patience.

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    2 hrs and 25 mins