Episodes

  • 302: Take The Scissors

    302: Take The Scissors
    May 22 2025
    It’s Stevi and Pat’s birthday, mammograms aren’t that bad, Crystal gave herself a haircut and Pat is warming up to animals. Eat better for your health, is Annabelle causing chaos, parenting is sometimes self healing and bring back MTV.

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    2 hrs and 8 mins
  • 301: That's Horny Time

    301: That's Horny Time
    May 15 2025
    1 hr and 34 mins
  • 300: We Both Got Gems

    300: We Both Got Gems
    May 9 2025
    Avon is mysteriously at CVS, Pat is having some scary stuff, we have matching jewels and need to stop speaking things into existence. Crystal has been sad, always get the money FIRST, ghosts are active and there’s a new true crime show to binge.

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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • 299: You're No Good

    299: You're No Good
    May 1 2025
    Pat had another dream about Crystal, shopping with Carolyn is always fun, the impending doom of having something to do and sometimes our bodies are against us. Do you believe in reincarnation? The only cool thing about a Tesla, no white shoes and an update on piss over ice.

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    1 hr and 42 mins
  • 298: Wiener Reset

    298: Wiener Reset
    Apr 24 2025
    Pat’s had a hard week, Mark is keeping secrets, doctors don’t know everything and we curl our twos. Elvis was carrying a child, chew your coconut oil, interesting medical devices and only fake moan for people you love.

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • 297: I Know Better Than You

    297: I Know Better Than You
    Apr 17 2025
    Crystal has lips, Pata Fria had a lonely weekend, Tahoe was turnt and merch is on the way. Surgery is coming up, Pata Fria wants an old school, catch our live streams on Patreon and Elephants are really amazing.

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    1 hr and 51 mins
  • 296: Use It Or Lose It

    296: Use It Or Lose It
    Apr 10 2025
    The cats are in big trouble, Pata Fria is being humbled, Crystal made a medical device and all our kids are unique. Ghosts are acting up, our government is starting a lot of problems, men shouldn’t be gynecologists and don’t date violent people.

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    2 hrs and 17 mins
  • 295: Never Knew A F*ck

    295: Never Knew A F*ck
    Apr 4 2025
    We’re redecorating the set, Crystal finally dissolved her lips, medication adjustments are still happening and influenza is around again. Crystal had a kind exchange, Pata Fria is planning a vacation, the raccoons are getting too comfortable and Jimbo will always do the most.

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    2 hrs and 12 mins