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Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

By: Hello Dysfunction
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 Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more.
“Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”



HelloDysfunction©2020
Episodes
  • 315: Montel, I'm Mad At You

    315: Montel, I'm Mad At You
    Aug 28 2025
    Don’t waste your bangs, escape rooms are fun, always shop with a list and cries without tears are a tell. Did we love a fraud? Men need to step it up, kids need grit and Crystal is losing her mind.

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    1 hr and 43 mins
  • 314: MARK, Get In Here

    314: MARK, Get In Here
    Aug 22 2025
    Peez started kindergarten, Crystal had a relaxing birthday, perimenopause is killing us and sometimes you need to be a Karen. Common courtesy is dead, more extreme body mods, don't stiff nice servers or put out cigarettes on the windows.

    For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join Patreon!
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    Follow us on IG:
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    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

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    2 hrs and 12 mins
  • 313: You Better Run

    313: You Better Run
    Aug 15 2025
    Happy Anniversary, Mexico was eventful, Crystal is not a traveler and Peez is a sour patch kid. Pat doesn’t own a mop, school is starting, no toilet services, and no more missionaries.

    For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join Patreon!
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    Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
    https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

    Follow us on IG:
    Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

    Submit your questions/stories:
    hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
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    2 hrs and 38 mins
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