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Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

By: Hello Dysfunction
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 Childhood best friends, PataFria: a professional Dominatrix, mommy/grandma and overall jack of all trades, and Crystal: a die hard animal lover, mommy/wife, peacemaker and caregiver of MANY share hilariously dysfunctional stories from their personal lives. Navigating mental illness, familial chaos, awkward sexual experiences, views on current events, a little gossip, the dumpster fire of politics and so much more.
“Nothing is off limits and everything is funny”



HelloDysfunction©2020
Episodes
  • 323: I Don't Got The Spirit

    323: I Don't Got The Spirit
    Oct 24 2025
    The universe said Pat’s been too happy, people have been mean to Crystal, Blueface is possibly Pat’s soulmate and Peez dances to her own drum. Don’t knock b*tches at the gym, get your merch while you can, protect your neighbors and you can’t pray away mental illness.

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    2 hrs and 5 mins
  • 322: Those Are Garfield's Words

    322: Those Are Garfield's Words
    Oct 15 2025
    Happy 7 years, Columbus Day my *ss, sunglasses at the gym and no more jean jackets? White dog poop, nostalgic snacks, some new bills and separate beds.

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    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

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    1 hr and 44 mins
  • 321: He Had Pony Tails

    321: He Had Pony Tails
    Oct 10 2025
    Teach your kids to keep their hands to themselves, Crystal had an awkward encounter, Peez taught herself piano and Happy Birthday Kandi! We miss churro cheesecake, don’t scam people with photoshop, October is Domestic Violence Awareness month and we’re making ourselves impatient.

    For bonus episodes, early releases and live streams join Patreon!
    Patreon.com/hellodysfunction

    Subscribe and watch on YouTube!
    https://youtube.com/@hellodysfunction

    Follow us on IG:
    Instagram.com/hellodysfunction
    Instagram.com/lurkpatafria
    Instagram.com/crystaldamato21

    Submit your questions/stories:
    hellodysfunctionpodcast.com
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    2 hrs and 8 mins
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