Segment Sleuth puts a French podcast under the microscope after it went viral internationally for outright copying one of our segments! After being blown away by China’s next-level efficiency on his annual golf trip, Andy grills their fast-and-loose mate Horgs about the dumb stuff he got up to on the trip. Hamish needs you to know that he's STILL playing the parking game, and the boys’ favourite human actor Jeremy Irvine leaves the show a shocking voicemail. Meanwhile, Hamish gets us thinking about who we’d consider a truly beloved celebrity.

1. Super Cool Podcast
2. Horgs in China
3. The parking game
4. Beloved celebrities
5. Jeremy Irvine voice memo

Jack reveals a HUGE development that’s been 10 years in the making! We’ve been sent some killer Power Moves - including one that’s perfect for dog owners. Andy’s discovered what might be the next-level upgrade to the AirPods Pro 3, taking their translating powers even further. Meanwhile, Hamish and Zoë reckon they’ve found a “banana portal” in a small country town - a place that mysteriously caters to the Blake family’s confectionery needs.

1. Jack's bitcoin recovery
2. Power moves
3. AirPods Pro 3 +
4. The banana chocolate portal

For the first time ever, Segment Sleuth has resulted in an apology! Bec has Andy questioning his level of manners while making a restaurant booking, and, on an unrelated note, she’s also got him wondering how everyone else washes their hands. Hamish confesses the struggles he's having abstaining from his online shopping habit. Plus, we squeeze in a round of Tell Us Someone and bring back an updated version of Friends Galore!

1. Segment Sleuth apology
2. Is Andy rude?
3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of in a while
4. Friends galore
5. Gripzilla
6. The wash

The world’s biggest music star (and “friend of the show”) Taylor Swift is under the Song Sleuth microscope this week with FIVE allegations. Andy’s been people-watching and brings some of life’s everyday mysteries to the table in Domestic Qs. Extreme Empaths are back, and Hamish shares his favourite part of the week - “nub hunting” - and why Zoe has temporarily banned both him and Sonny from doing it. Plus, we check in with listener Sam for a Gusto Check - the legend who first dropped the iconic phrase, “Gusto to you.”

1. Song Sleuth - Taylor Swift
2. Domestic Qs
3. Extreme Empaths
4. Nub hunting
5. Gusto check - The original ‘gusto to you’

Andy suspects someone out there has been a little too inspired by the show, so the boys launch an investigation in Segment Sleuth. Jack tries to upset Andy with his odd laundry routine, and the boys imagine what mandates they’d roll out if they ever ran for local office. Plus, Hamish unveils a fresh batch of GISS Tapes - exclusively for those who’ve hit Platinum Pooping status!

1. Segment Sleuth - crumpets
2. Upset Andy
3. If Andy were in politics
4. GISS presentation

Hamish & Andy continue to be at your service! This week, they hatch a sneaky plan to help a new dad who’s too scared to ask his partner for a cheeky golf break. Darcy faces the fallout from a dog poo disaster involving a household appliance. Meanwhile, Hamish’s no-impulse-buy streak ends thanks to Instagram temptation. Plus, Andy shares shocking Richter Scale news, and a special Chit Chat Champion - Gen Alpha edition. Slay!

1. H&A at your service - Sam's golf day
2. The Richter scale
3. Chit Chat Champion - Gen Alpha edition
4. Darcy under the microscope
5. World’s most powerful torch

We can't believe it's happened again… Groundhog Day - or should we say Weasel Day?! Jack’s somehow wriggled his way into yet another shot at winning a prize from the listeners. This time, listener Leigh holds all the power and decides what kind of chance Jack will get to win the piano. Hamish and Jack break into song to celebrate Andy’s new naughty catchphrase. Plus, another round of Extreme Empaths, and Andy’s got a game involving his mother-in-law’s plates!

1. Jack vs. Leigh vs. The Listeners
2. “I say what I want”
3. Extreme Empaths
4. The plate game

After months of planning, meticulous engineering, and the looming threat of catastrophic neck injuries, it’s finally here.

It’s Tall Hat Day.

Who wears the hat? Will the record fall? And can Jack beat the traffic?

With the trustworthy listeners watching on, Hamish, Andy and Jack take us on one of the wildest rides in the pod’s history.