Episodes

  • We Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park

    We Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park
    Jan 7 2026
    The boys are back with an episode that will change everything... for Trader Joe's corprate. This week we're discussing This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 18 mins
  • Escaping The Khia Asylum

    Escaping The Khia Asylum
    Dec 24 2025
    Happy New Year! This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 24 mins
  • A Day In The Life of Mrs. Claus

    A Day In The Life of Mrs. Claus
    Dec 17 2025
    Today, Marie Claus sits down with top elf, Elphie, for a candid conversation about the state of the North Pole, Santa's recent medical crisis, the origin of the Frosty at Wendy's and the recent birth of her twins: Khloe and Lamar. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    58 mins
  • Hannah Solow on Oh, Mary!, Facing Rejection, and Being A Perfect Child

    Hannah Solow on Oh, Mary!, Facing Rejection, and Being A Perfect Child
    Dec 10 2025
    A meeting of the minds for the ages. This week, we sit down with our new friend, Hannah Solow, to talk about her experience on Oh, Mary!, her childhood in California, Carmines Italian Restaurant, and much more. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Cat Cohen Made It To Hollywood

    Cat Cohen Made It To Hollywood
    Dec 3 2025
    This week, we sit down with our friend, movie star, Cat Cohen, to discuss her childhood in Texas, the early days of podcasting, and what it takes to be an entertainer. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Thanksgiving Has Got To Go

    Thanksgiving Has Got To Go
    Nov 26 2025
    Sit down with Siobhan the Pilgrim and Alan the Turkey for an intense conversation about the worst holiday on the year. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: ⁠https://linktr.ee/goodchildren⁠ FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: ⁠instagram.com/goodchildrenpod⁠⁠instagram.com/joehegyes ⁠⁠instagram.com/andrewmuscarella⁠ FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: ⁠tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ ⁠tiktok.com/andrewmusky⁠⁠tiktok.com/bequietjoe⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Plasma Was Always Going To Be A Star

    Plasma Was Always Going To Be A Star
    Nov 19 2025
    This week, we sit down with actor, singer and Drag Race alum, Plasma, to discuss every memory that led up to her debut album: Is Miss Thing On? Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: ⁠https://linktr.ee/goodchildren⁠ FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: ⁠instagram.com/goodchildrenpod⁠⁠instagram.com/joehegyes ⁠⁠instagram.com/andrewmuscarella⁠ FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: ⁠tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ ⁠tiktok.com/andrewmusky⁠⁠tiktok.com/bequietjoe⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 7 mins
  • Ranking Cold Cuts

    Ranking Cold Cuts
    Nov 12 2025
    This week we're doing the work by discussing our favorite and least favorite lunch meats. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: ⁠https://linktr.ee/goodchildren⁠ FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: ⁠instagram.com/goodchildrenpod⁠⁠instagram.com/joehegyes ⁠⁠instagram.com/andrewmuscarella⁠ FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: ⁠tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ ⁠tiktok.com/andrewmusky⁠⁠tiktok.com/bequietjoe⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min