Episodes

  • We Should All Be Playing Video Games

    We Should All Be Playing Video Games
    Feb 25 2026
    In 2006, it was Halo 2 and a Mountain Dew Code Red. In 2026, it’s Fortnite and an OLIPOP Shirley Temple. Some of us play video games on first dates, some play Video Games by Lana Del Rey, but we all love Dots Pretzels. All this and more on Good Children. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpodEDITOR: Kenzie Edmonson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 8 mins
  • A Critical Analysis of Frozen (2013)

    A Critical Analysis of Frozen (2013)
    Feb 18 2026
    This week we dive into our notes app and are led down a glorious path including: the entire plot of The Hobbit, a chicken recipe, and a deeply personal analysis of Frozen. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Exploring Kinks On Valentine's Day

    Exploring Kinks On Valentine's Day
    Feb 11 2026
    This week, we're tackling kinks (and Valentine's Day) with a brand new perspective. Whether you're a bull or a sub, this episode has a little loving for everyone! Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/GOODPOD Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 3 mins
  • Stop Asking Gay Kids To Shovel Snow

    Stop Asking Gay Kids To Shovel Snow
    Feb 4 2026
    DONATE TO MINNEAPOLIS MUTUAL AID HERE: https://linktr.ee/mplsmutualaid?utm_source=linktree_profile_share
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Blowing Out Our Sphincters

    Blowing Out Our Sphincters
    Jan 28 2026
    This week, join us for a Patreon Original episode where we discuss the current states of our stomachs, our relationship to food, and our sphincters. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 5 mins
  • James Tom's Rules To Being A Gay Guy

    James Tom's Rules To Being A Gay Guy
    Jan 21 2026
    This week, comedian and writer James Tom joins the pod to discuss his childhood in California, Fire Island, and his thoughts on gay culture. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠⁠ HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/goodchildren⁠⁠ FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: ⁠⁠instagram.com/goodchildrenpod⁠⁠ ⁠⁠instagram.com/joehegyes⁠⁠ ⁠⁠instagram.com/andrewmuscarella⁠⁠ FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: ⁠⁠tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod⁠⁠ ⁠⁠tiktok.com/bequietjoe⁠⁠ ⁠⁠tiktok.com/@andrew_musky⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    58 mins
  • Dating A Drag Queen ft. Lemon Chiffon

    Dating A Drag Queen ft. Lemon Chiffon
    Jan 14 2026
    This week, we're joined by Joe's boyfriend for a very special episode! We talk about life growing up in Australia, finding yourself in Brooklyn, and the details of Joe and Ross' dating history. Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code GOODPOD for an extra 30% off at blissy.com/GOODPOD. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: ⁠https://linktr.ee/goodchildren⁠ FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: ⁠instagram.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ ⁠instagram.com/joehegyes⁠ ⁠instagram.com/andrewmuscarella⁠ FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: ⁠tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ ⁠tiktok.com/bequietjoe⁠ ⁠tiktok.com/@andrew_musky⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 3 mins
  • We Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park

    We Want A Trader Joe's Theme Park
    Jan 7 2026
    The boys are back with an episode that will change everything... for Trader Joe's corprate. This week we're discussing This week Andrew takes a tour of the Khia Asylum before the boys head into a deep dive of their past year: from Uber Wrapped to Spotify Wrapped... we're in hell! Plus: a hopeful look ahead into 2026. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe tiktok.com/@andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
    Show More Show Less
    1 hr and 18 mins