Episodes

  • Ranking Cold Cuts

    Ranking Cold Cuts
    Nov 12 2025
    This week we're doing the work by discussing our favorite and least favorite lunch meats. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: ⁠https://linktr.ee/goodchildren⁠ FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: ⁠instagram.com/goodchildrenpod⁠⁠instagram.com/joehegyes ⁠⁠instagram.com/andrewmuscarella⁠ FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: ⁠tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod⁠ ⁠tiktok.com/andrewmusky⁠⁠tiktok.com/bequietjoe⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Ashnikko Does It For Her Inner Child

    Ashnikko Does It For Her Inner Child
    Nov 5 2025
    This week we're joined by pop sensation Ashnikko to discuss all things bathhouses, childhood trauma, and her latest album "Smoochies." Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • How To Spend Your Last Day On Earth

    How To Spend Your Last Day On Earth
    Oct 29 2025
    Join us on a journey through time and space as we imagine the best days of our lives. For Joe, that means trading spaces with Steve Martin at Wi Spa and being rescued by Selena Gomez. For Andrew, that starts at a 6:30am Barry's Bootcamp class and ends at the hospital. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • HalloweenTown Reunion Special II: Kalabar's Revenge

    HalloweenTown Reunion Special II: Kalabar's Revenge
    Oct 22 2025
    This week, HallowenTown's oldest witch, and criminal at large, Agatha Cromwell, sits down with her granddaughter Marnie Piper for another attempt at healing the generational trauma onset by Marnie's life on screen. Will Marnie ever forgive her mother, J.K. Rowling? Will Agatha ever stop bringing about the tragic demise of all of her loved ones? Will either of them ever shut up? All this and more. HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • Does Your Halloween Party Suck?

    Does Your Halloween Party Suck?
    Oct 15 2025
    This week we're talking about Halloween parties. Specifically how to improve your party with a few simple tips from Iron Chef Andrew Muscarella. Plus: How To Be Less Fuggo. HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Candy

    The Definitive Ranking of Halloween Candy
    Oct 8 2025
    It's basically Halloween. Join Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompa and Violet Beauregarde on a journey through time and space as they discuss their favorite halloween candies, and the imp that has been haunting their apartment. HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • I Got Catfished 9 Times

    I Got Catfished 9 Times
    Oct 1 2025
    How can one man be catfished nine times? This week we unpack Andrew's relationship to... trust? HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/andrewmusky tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Straight Guys, Butt Stuff, and Other Questions You Asked

    Straight Guys, Butt Stuff, and Other Questions You Asked
    Sep 24 2025
    This week we're answering YOUR questions. Good Children, please report to the guidance office. Join us on Patreon! No filter. No notes. No pants (optional). New episodes drop Thursdays at 8PM EST: https://www.patreon.com/goodchildrenpod HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/goodchildren FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/goodchildrenpod instagram.com/joehegyes instagram.com/andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: tiktok.com/goodchildrenpod tiktok.com/bequietjoe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    1 hr and 17 mins