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This Christmas Day, join renowned author and storyteller Paul John Hausleben as he welcomes you into a world where the true spirit of the season comes alive. In a special episode that glows with warmth and nostalgia, Paul shares a heartfelt tale from his beloved collection, “A Christmas Tree and Other Christmas Stories: Tales for a Christmas Evening.”

As he chats with his dear Mum on Christmas morning, her gentle suggestion to revisit one of her favorite Christmas stories that her son ever wrote leads him to unearth a long-lost audio treasure—a 15-year-old recording of “A Simple Gift.” With the magic of modern technology, he revives this endearing tale, weaving together the joys and reflections of a holiday spent appreciating life’s simplest blessings.

Hear Paul’s enchanting New Jersey accent as he breathes life into a touching narrative of this holiday classic, filled with laughter, love, and the rediscovery of what truly matters. “A Simple Gift” is more than just a story; it's an invitation to cherish the warmth of family and friends, and the magic found in the little things that illuminate our lives.

Gather around your speakers for this delightful Christmas Day podcast experience and let the spirit of the season fill your heart. Don't miss out on this opportunity to enhance your holiday and embrace the joy of storytelling. Tune in, and be reminded that sometimes, the simplest gifts hold the most profound meaning.

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As has now become a holiday tradition, Paul John Hausleben, the charismatic host of the God Bless the Keg Publishing LLC podcast, slips behind the microphone to record a special holiday podcast episode. In this special Christmas Eve podcast, the Master Storyteller, tells the hilarious, yet touching story of The Christmas Tree, from his short story collection, “The Christmas Tree and Other Christmas Stories. Tales for a Christmas Evening.”

PJH tells the story of how everyone’s favorite PJH character, the old man, heads out on a mission to find the perfect “real” Christmas tree. Along the way, hilarious misadventures occur, yet, in the end, the old man finds not only the perfect tree, but he also finds Christmas spirit, too.

It is said that no other writer nowadays writes Christmas stories like Paul John Hausleben does, but it also can be said that no one tells Christmas stories like PJH tells them. In this podcast episode, #027 puts his best Jean Shepherd impression on and unleashes the nostalgic memories, and his masterful storytelling abilities captivate the listeners with this perfect story for a Christmas Eve experience. Grab a glass of your favorite beverage, settle in next to a warm fire, and enjoy the story, as PJH returns you once again to a simpler time, a special Christmastime, when families and friends gathered to tell stories, and the simple gifts of hope, joy and love mattered more than a gift of modern technology ever could.

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In "Rated! The Five Best Video Versions of A Christmas Carol Podcast," Paul John Hausleben takes listeners on a festive journey through Charles Dickens' timeless classic. This installment of the Rated! Series by God Bless the Keg Publishing LLC shifts from music to cinema, as Hausleben passionately argues why Dickens stands as the greatest storyteller of all time.

With infectious enthusiasm, he dives deep into five standout adaptations of "A Christmas Carol." Each version is dissected with precision—Hausleben analyzes the performances, highlights unique features, and shares fascinating insights that bring the story to life.

Listeners will not only enjoy his charismatic delivery but also gain a richer understanding of what makes these adaptations special. It's a blend of entertainment and education that enhances the holiday spirit. Whether you’re a long-time fan of the story or new to its charms, this podcast offers a fresh perspective that’s sure to make your Christmas even brighter. Tune in and discover the magic of Dickens’ tale through the lens of cinema.

Happy Christmas to all!

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As the holiday season approaches, it’s easy to get swept away by the same old jingles that flood our airwaves. But what if there’s a whole world of mesmerizing Christmas music waiting to be discovered—hidden treasures that mainstream media has overlooked? In the latest installment of the acclaimed “Rated!” podcast series, Paul John Hausleben invites you on a melodic journey that will redefine your holiday soundtrack!

Join Paulie as he takes you deep into his extensive musical library and shares his extensive musical knowledge, unearthing five enchanting Christmas songs (and a few more, too!) that have been dismissed by corporate radio and streaming services alike. With his signature charisma and passion for music, Paulie artfully dissects each piece, revealing the unique stories, rich harmonies, and heartfelt emotions behind these forgotten classics.

Prepare to rekindle your festive spirit and enhance your Christmas listening experience as Paulie champions the overlooked and the underappreciated. From joyful tunes that spark nostalgia to soulful ballads that tug at the heartstrings, these hidden gems are poised to elevate your celebrations to new heights.

Whether you’re trimming the tree or hosting a holiday gathering, let “Rated!” be your guide to discovering the Christmas songs that deserve a place on your playlist. Tune in, and let the magic of music fill your holiday season with warmth, joy, and a touch of wonder. Don’t let these outstanding songs remain in the shadows—bring them into the light and make your Christmas unforgettable!

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A Merry Medley of Madness: The Most Annoying Christmas Hits of All-Time

Get ready to deck the halls with laughter in “Rated! The Five Most Annoying Christmas Songs of All-Time Podcast.” Join the brilliant and whimsical Paul John Hausleben as he takes you on a holiday journey like no other, unveiling his witty commentary and unparalleled knowledge of Christmas music, while daring to tackle the tunes that drive even the merriest souls mad.

In this uproarious episode of his acclaimed Rated! series, #27 unleashes his glorious off-beat humor, passionately dissecting five quintessentially annoying Christmas classics (plus some honorable mentions) that we can't escape! Are you ready for belly laughs and a fresh perspective on songs that make you cringe? Paul’s infectious excitement and love for life and for music shine through every word as he rates Christmas songs that are overplayed, overly sentimental, or simply baffling.

Experience the delightful camaraderie of the season as PJH invites you to join in the fun, embracing the shared joy and exasperation of Christmas songs gone rogue. Whether you're a caroler, a music fan, or someone just looking to enhance your holiday playlist, this podcast episode promises to uplift your festive spirits and ignite your love for musical traditions—delivered with a generous scoop of humor.

Don’t miss out on the chance to redefine your Christmas soundtrack and share in the laughter! Tune in to discover how the most annoying songs can become the ones we cherish, reminding us of the joy that music brings all year round.

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It is the most festive time of the year again! And no season features more spectacular music than does the Christmas season! Join renowned music critic Mr. Paul John Hausleben as he launches the holidays with a captivating journey through the enchanting soundscapes of the Golden Age of Christmas music in "Rated! The Five Best Albums from the Golden Age of Christmas Music podcast."

In this delightful audio exploration, Hausleben thoughtfully curates the five quintessential albums, and some honorable mentions that define holiday magic—each one a symphonic masterpiece crafted by legendary arrangers, famous conductors, and extraordinary artists. As you enjoy the podcast’s narratives, you’ll be whisked away to the grand studios of yesteryear, where orchestras brought to life the joyous melodies that still fill our hearts with Christmas cheer.

But "Rated!" is more than just a countdown of the best: it’s a heartfelt narrative woven with personal stories that evoke nostalgia. Delve into Hausleben’s cherished memories of listening to his father's vast music collection on an ancient victrola, experiencing both laughter and sentimentality as he shares the profound impact these timeless tracks had on his family’s Christmas celebrations. With insightful anecdotes and rich context around each album, you’ll gain a deeper appreciation for the artistry behind these seasonal classics.

Get ready to rediscover beloved tunes and uncover hidden gems that will elevate your holiday celebrations! Whether you're a lifelong fan of Christmas music or a curious newcomer, "Rated!" promises to enrich your playlist and rekindle your spirit of joy. Don't miss out on this festive auditory adventure—tune in and let Paul John Hausleben guide you through the soundtrack of the season!

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Gather around the table and tune in for a feast of laughter, nostalgia, and heartfelt moments! As has become a cherished tradition for the God Bless the Keg Publishing LLC podcast, The Master Storyteller, Paul John Hausleben, brings you a hilarious and heartwarming holiday episode. In this captivating Thanksgiving special, PJH shares a beloved tale from his acclaimed short story collection, “The Autumn Collection,” where he reignites the beloved spirit of the old neighborhood, featuring the antics of everyone’s favorite character—the old man.

Expect delightful chaos as a wayward parakeet named Fritzie escapes his cage and launches the holiday dinner into a frenzy. With kazoo symphonies and an original PJH harmonica composition titled “The Sad Eulogy to the Turkey,” the air is filled with laughter and joy. Amidst the misadventures and musical hilarity, the true essence of Thanksgiving shines through, revealing the nuances of love, family bonds, and the peace that resides in shared moments. Travel back to a simpler time, when holidays were full of family, fun, and special moments that we cherish forever.

Join PJH as he weaves a tapestry of humor and warmth, guaranteed to be one of your holiday season's entertainment highlights. Don't miss this delightful celebration that promises to fill your heart as much as your plate!

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Join master storyteller Paul John Hausleben in "Rated! The Five Best Studio Albums of Gordon Lightfoot," an enthralling exploration of Canada's beloved music troubadour. Through a captivating blend of personal anecdotes and profound musical analysis, PJH transports readers into the heart of Lightfoot's storied career. From his formative years with United Artists to his unforgettable final recordings, this podcast episode dives deep into Lightfoot’s evocative lyrics and timeless melodies, all while unraveling the unique relationship Paul shared with the iconic artist.

With his encyclopedic knowledge of Lightfoot’s music combined with #27's vivid storytelling abilities, Paul reveals not only the genius behind Lightfoot's music but also the unforgettable moments that colored their personal encounters. As he rates the five best studio albums of the late, great Gordon Lightfoot, readers are invited to relive vibrant memories, discover hidden gems, and gain insights into the highs and lows of Lightfoot's illustrious repertoire.

Whether you're a lifelong fan or new to the tunes that defined a generation, this podcast episode of the acclaimed "Rated! series" promises an engaging journey through the soul of Gordon Lightfoot, inviting you to rediscover the magic of his music one note at a time. Don't miss out on this treasure trove of nostalgic melodies and heartfelt stories—ready your ears and prepare to be inspired!

PJH and God Bless the Keg Publishing LLC would like to thank Breakzstudio for the very cool intro and outro music!

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